thanks again for the revews- sorry the last chappie was so rubbish - i havent been feeling my self - i hope this ones better - oh yeh, before i forget...
Disclamer: how on earth could i own any of the song or D.N angel - get real...
ok now that sout of the way - please enjoy and dont forget to R&R.
Spooky voiceover voice The "holiday" has finished. Dark will get traumatised, Satoshi will sing, Daisuke will dance, Krad will … Krad will ummmmmmmm… talk to dark?
Ahem spooky voice aside, Dark had been very ummmmmmmm unimpressed by Emiko and Risa sinning, and had told the rubbish author to bring things back to normal. So the insane author had, in her usual kind way brought the dream back to torturing Dark.
Dark: oh yes in her very kind way.
Pip: hay im just trying to make up for the appalling song in the last chapter.
Dark: noooooooo please, don't remind me, i've never been including in something so, so rubbish.
Pip: there's no need to be insulting. Well this time its gonna be better- I hope.
Dark: well get on with it; you'll soon know how bad it is.
Pip: fine.
Lights go up Satoshi is standing on the stage next to Daisuke dressed normally (thank god) music starts up – creating a spotlight on Satoshi and Daisuke.
Dark: uh oh.
Daisuke: You are subject to inspections
Dark: huh, im not a lab rat you know.
Daisuke: those are not your lips.
Dark: well they were when I last looked. D'ya wanna come and find out?
Daisuke: have you been kissed by a computer?
Dark: look I know ill kiss almost anything – but that's taking it just a little bit to far.
Daisuke: are you able to move your hips?
Dark: oh yeh that's my speciality. Grabs a hula ring and starts spinning it round his hips.
Daisuke & Satoshi: the other halves, have you seen them
Dark: what?
D&S: holding us in
our other halves, can you see them?
Dark: what are you on about?
D&S: they cling to our skin
Krad enters.
Dark: oh look what the cat dragged in.
Krad: hay, I have feelings to you know sniffs
Dark: heartily sarcastic really? Well, well who'd of thought it.
Satoshi: Is it true, are you changing
Dark: oh look, your tamers sinning you a love song.
Krad: starting to cry don't be mean, he probably can't sing anyway, this is only your sick and sordid dream.
Dark: oh so the kitty has some bite ay.
Satoshi: if so, I won't come in
Krad: at least he's not a pervert.
Dark: meaning?
Satoshi: are you going to be so different
there's a war with our halves?
Krad: say Dark you don't think this is directed at us?
Dark: Na it couldn't be.
Satoshi & Daisuke: The other halves, have you seen them?
Krad: see "the other halves".
Dark: well you could have a point.
Krad: oh yeh a point, I have a point, oh yeh.
Dark: can you save the celebration till after the song?
D&S: Holding us in
Our other halves can you see them?
Dark: I can see a crazed snivelling wreck and a hunky babe magnet- is that who you mean.
Krad: narcissist.
D&S: We cling to our skin
Dark: yes Satoshi, you cling to your skin before your infection takes over the world.
Krad: sniff yes my first ambition – I remember it well…
Satoshi: Randy Perkins, where are you now?
Krad: who the what?
Satoshi: The age of innocence is dead
Dark: I hope your listening to that Daisuke.
Daisuke: Legions of legends have shown us how
When your raging, it's so hard to keep your head.
Krad: I think he's aiming that at you.
Dark: oh come on, I don't shout that much.
Satoshi: When you're raging, it's so hard to keep your head
Dark: hah you can't talk, even Satoshi's complaining
Satoshi: I'm not complaining, it's so hard to keep my head
Krad: you were saying, Dark…
Dark: shut up.
Daisuke: When you're raging, it's so hard to keep your head.
Dark: not a word krad, not a word.
Satoshi & Daisuke: The other halves have you seen them
Holding us in.
Krad: look they wouldn't be sinning this if it weren't for you taking over Daisuke all the time.
Dark: excuse me; you can't talk.
S&D: Our other halves, can you see them?
We cling to our skin.
Dark: ok, ok you got it right, it was directed at us.
Krad: oh yeh, I got a point, oh yeh, I rule, I rule.
Dark: not yet you don't.
Krad: no… but soon I will. I will take over this puny little world mwah ha ha ha ha.
Dark: and on that bombshell, it's the end of the chapter.
Pip: hay that's my line.
Blackout.
Pip: oh damn.
well? whaddya think - please let it be good - please let it be good, oh well ill get over it one day- oh and thanks for the suggestions they are reely good idears. untill the next time