hi its me again, sorry it took so long to update but ive been so buisy. this song is one of my faves but its not widely known, its based on Alice in wonderland so it could be a bit strange.

Disclamer: i dont own anything recegnisable.

enjoy...

Well after a slightly hysterical and passionate krad threatened to rule the world, it sure proved that things were nearly back to normal in Darks dream. But things have to change and Dark has to learn how to deal with new and different circumstances, like toothpaste and potatoes and kippers and killer hamsters the list is endless. So to help me randomise this chapter I called my apprentice Charlotte in to help.

Dark: YOU WHAT.

Pip: Charlottes here.

Dark: this dream just gets better and better.

Pip: I take it that was meant to be sarcastic.

Dark: you think im glad to see that bossy, nosey…

Charlotte walks in.

Dark: … pretty, intelligent… the list is endless.

Pip: quit lying and get in the Fanfic.

Dark: no one tells me what to do.

Charlotte: ahem

Dark: on second thoughts, im going, im going. Runs away.

Pip: well lets get a good seat, wouldn't wanna miss the fun. Evil laugh.

Charlotte: I thought I was the evil one.

Pip: you are but I thought a change would be nice.

Charlotte: popcorn and carrots.

Pip: check, and action.

Dark: from off stage, That's my line.

Lights go up to revel a normal stage with random characters standing around; Towa is standing in the centre.

Dark: Towa isn't gonna sing is she?

Towa: One pill makes you larger

And one pill makes you small,

Dark: I new it, your on drugs.

Towa: And the ones that to-to gives you

Don't do anything at all.

Dark: ill take your word for it.

Towa: Go ask to-to.

When she's ten feet tall.

Dark: please note dear readers that that not a pleasant thought.

Towa: And if you go chasing rabbits

And you know you're going to fall…

Dark: change into Daisuke

And I wont get hurt at all.

Charlotte: that's rubbish rhyming. Throws carrot at him closely followed by a brick.

Dark: hay at least im trying. Brick hits him. Dark rubs his arm. I could've sworn something hit me.

Towa: Tell 'em a hookah-smoking caterpillar

Has given you the call.

Dark: some how that reminds me of Daiki…

Daiki hits him on the head with his walking stick.

Dark: is everyone against me this chapter?

Pip: if you're gonna make comments like that, then yes.

Towa: Call to-to

When she was just small.

Dark: ahh her "cute" form

Towa: When the men on the chessboard

Get up and tell you where to go

Dark: she's really lost it this time.

Towa: And you've just had some kind of mushroom

Dark: mmmm magic mushrooms…

Towa: And your mind is moving low.

Dark: that sounds right, its one of the side effects.

Charlotte: and how would you know?

Dark: I picked some from your headmistresses' garden

Charlotte: hmmm, that would explain a lot.

Towa: Go ask To-to,

I think she'll know.

When logic and proportion

Have fallen slightly dead,

Dark: im inclined to believe you on that.

Towa: And the White Knight is talking backwards

And the Red Queen's off with her head!

Dark: what the hell are you on about, ok to recap for your tiny mind, we are in a Fanfic which is in my dream NOT Alice in wonderland. I hope that made sense.

Pip: don't worry…

Charlotte: it didn't.

Towa: Remember what the dormouse said…

Pip: … eat toothpaste

Dark: are you obsessed with toothpaste or something?

Pip: got it in one

Towa: Keep your head, feed your head.

Pip: with toothpaste

Towa starts spinning around and knocks Daisuke of the stage. Daisuke manages to land on his head.

Pip: ooooooo I felt that one.

Dark: Daisuke, are you ok?

Daisuke: tooooooooooothpaste.

Dark: WHAT?

Daisuke: picks up a tube of toothpaste lying on the ground. Tooooooooooothpaste.

Pip: so that's what happened to my toothpaste.

Dark: to Towa who seems to have calmed down look what you've done to him.

Daisuke starts eating the toothpaste

Towa: aww leave him he's happy with his toothpaste.

Daisuke leans over dark with his tongue hanging out, his mouth covered in toothpaste.

Dark: arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh get it away, its horrible get it away from me.

Charlotte: you scream like a girl.

Dark: what do you expect when Daisuke sneaks up behind you covered in toothpaste.

Pip: Hahahahha some times I love my life.

Dark: write another chapter like that and you wont like it much longer.

Dark starts to run towards the hysterical girls, but in perfect timing the light go out and dark trips over a toothpaste covered Daisuke.

Dark: bugger.

well love it or hate it please let me know, i can handle it so bring it on. (i wish i was that tough in real life sigh)