ok hello once again - first things first tho -disclamer: i dont own anything recegnisable - tedious but relevent.
and now... the credits:
thanks to red-feathers-pink-blossom for the suggestion of the song and thanks to bowleena for suggesting that i put the lyrics in bold. and thanks for all the fantastic revews.
now read on and enjoy - if you can...
Once more Dark found himself in the pitch black and unable to see a thing, but due to all the recent traumas he had suffered he had forgotten that it is best, when you are unable to see anything, to stay put, and was due for…
Dark: owwwwwwwww dark walks into wall.
Pip: …a hard encounter with the stone wall.
Dark: ya' could've warned me earlier – and im gonna get you for the last chapter starts walking menacingly towards her.
Pip: CHARLOTTE…
Charlotte very bizarrely appears out of no were holding a rubber hammer.
Dark: you can't scare me with that…
Charlotte: fair enough… takes out a tube of toothpaste.
Dark: Arghhhhhhhhhhhh. Not that, anything but that.
Pip: dark was clearly still traumatised from the last part of the dream.
Dark: quit the narration will ya.
Charlotte squirts the toothpaste at him.
Dark: argh I got it on me, get it off get it off.
Pip: charlotte, behave and give the toothpaste to me.
Charlotte: no, it's mine, evil voice, all mine mwahahaha.
Pip: I'll trade you a sledgehammer.
Charlotte: hear you go. Wrestles sledge hammer off her.
Dark: uh oh – she has a weapon of mass destruction … EVERY ONE RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, THERES NO ESCAPE … WERE ALL DOOMED.
Pip: umm charlotte if you give it a rest for a bit, I'll call you jinx.
Charlotte/jinx: ok. Drops sledgehammer on darks foot. Sorry it slipped.
Pip: look Jinx if you damage him too much he wont be able to be in the chapter.
Jinx: ok, ok - I wouldn't want him to miss this song for anything. Evil grin.
Dark: huh, grabs pip by the collar tell me what's gonna happen NOW.
Jinx: picks up sledgehammer ahem.
Dark: ok, I'll wait and see.
Jinx: get in the Fanfic.
Dark: runs off at top speed.
Pip: its Showtime.
Jinx: lets see... Popcorn, carrots and atomic-fireballs?
Pip: what a lovely mix.
Dark: and action.
Krad appears on stage with a pink mini skirt over his trousers, pink gumboots and his hair in pigtails.
Dark: oh my god, its hideous
Krad: I'm going out tonight-
Dark: not like that your not – do you have any pride?
Krad: I'm feeling' alright
Dark: are you sure… you definitely don't look all right
Krad: Gonna let it all hang out
Wanna make some noise-really raise my voice
Dark:NO– you can't sing as it is.
Krad: Yeah, I wanna scream and shout
Dark: SOME ONE – FETCH THE EAR MUFFS
Krad: No inhibitions-make no conditions
get a little outta line
Dark: I think you've got it out as far as it can go.
Krad: I ain't gonna act politically correct
Dark: you've already proved that
Krad: I only wanna have a good time
Dark: do you call cross-dressing FUN? Well what ever floats your boat… I suppose.
Krad: The best thing about being a woman…
Dark: you're a WOMAN? And you never told me… think of all the fun we could've had.
Jinx: throws toothpaste at him. Don't you dare think about that you PERVERT.
Dark: owchie.
Krad: Is the prerogative to have a little fun and...
Dark: from the floor. A LITTLE?
Krad: Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy
Dark: so this is your logic, I thought it was probably ummm different.
Krad: forget I'm a lady
Dark: ohh I think im beginning to understand now. You've been watching a bit too much little Briton.
Krad: Men's shirts-short skirts
Dark: brings a whole new meaning to the word cross-dressing
Krad: Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style
Dark: err – I don't like the sound of this
Krad: Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
Dark: on second thoughts – yeah baby yeah.
Pip: PERVERT.
Krad: Colour my hair-do what I dare.
Dark: pink might suit you – at the moment anyway.
Krad: Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel.
Man! I feel like a woman!
Dark: you look like a woman too.
Krad: The girls need a break-tonight we're gonna take
the chance to get out on the town.
Dark: mmmmmmm I like the sound of that.
We don't need romance-we only wanna dance.
Dark: waddya mean don't need romance – everyone needs romance…blasphemer.
Krad: We're gonna let our hair hang down
Dark: yeh that's best I prefer you with your hair down – pigtails really don't suit you.
Krad: the best thing about being a woman.
Dark: y'know physically you're not really a woman.
Krad: Is the prerogative to have a little fun and
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady.
Dark: but your not a lady, is he hypnotised?
Pip: no, as this is your dream this is probably how you imagine him.
Jinx: what a sick mind.
Krad: Men's shirts-short skirts
Dark: and don't you just love it.
Krad: Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style yeh.
Dark: impossible, you have absolutely no dress sense what so ever.
Krad: Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction.
Dark: sort of
Krad: Colour my hair-do what I dare
Dar: Or maybe orange might be best.
Charlotte: are you colour blind?
Krad: Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel.
Man! I feel like a woman!
Dark: im ever so slightly scared now.
Krad: The best thing about being a woman
Dark: but you're not really a woman.
Krad: Is the prerogative to have a little fun (fun)
Dark: as long as the fun isn't trying to kill me…
Krad: Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts-short skirts
Dark: stop saying that.
Krad: Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style
Dark: shut up.
Krad: Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
Color my hair-do what I dare
Dark: ok, ok stick with blond.
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!
Dark: stop it you'll give the readers brain damage.
Krad: I get totally crazy
Dark: that's nothing new.
Krad: Can you feel it?
Dark: no
Come, come, come on baby
Dark: but I don't wanna.
Krad: I feel like a woman.
Dark: no, please don't turn into a girl – I swore I would never hurt a girl. Noooooooo…
Blackout.
well what did you think? please revew and let me know. until the next chapter goodbye.