HELLO! Yes it's me. MWAHAHAHA! Sorry, hyper-ness. I need to stop drinking my brother's Mountain Dew. (Speaking of which-does anyone else besides me find the color of Mountain Dew quite disturbing?) Hahaha, okay so yeah.
Oh, and for all of you that haven't heard-there is now a small pink stain on my rug next to my computer, because I dropped my strawberry YoCrunch on it, due to the fact that I was so excited that Robbinpoppins finally updated. Which is why this chapter is dedicated to her. And also because I made her snort. I have made people laugh, giggle, pee themselves, slap their knees, ect, but not snort. Actually, that's because it's ME who does the snorting... :-)
I need to go to Wal-Mart and get some Tide-to-Go pens. Gah!
singing Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious..." What? I'm not stalling! ;-)
Okay-PLEASE put that knife DOWN...DOWN...DOWN...thank you.
Okay, okay, I'll stop stalling-JEEZ!
PS- I am completely aware that this one very similar to Raincoats and Recipes-I know, I know, I created it... DIRTY!
PSS-I apologize if I just got that song in your head-but it's been in mine all day!
DISCLAIMER: No matter how much I beg and plead, I don't own GG. Not mine, still, and some of these lines are not-my life is so sad.
CHAPTER 19: He's Not Prince Charming! He's George Clooney!
"The guest's are arriving!" an annoying French accent came over Lorelai's walkie-talkie.
"What? Michel, I told you to give me 10 seconds!"
"I did! I stopped and counted to 10, then moved on."
"Alright-do you not understand the definition of an 'exaggeration'?"
"We're coming around the corner!"
"GAH!" she quickly replied, she started to shuffle out the door. "Everybody out to greet! Come on! Come on! They're coming!"
½ HOUR LATER-
"...Okay! So have fun you two!" Lorelai nodded, letting Kirk and Lulu and herself got heir separate ways. "Sookie!" she squealed, running over to her partner.
"It's happening, oh! I can't believe it! I am so excited! All our hard work is gonna pay off, and I just wanna jump around!" Sookie cheered and waved her arms about in a very Sookie-ish manner.
"Wait- let's keep this calm, and on-track. We don't need any craziness. We can save the jumping until we are actually opened!"
"Okay, craziness-averted." She said in a very serious sailor-like tone. "Oh, Taylor." Sookie whispered as the town selectman wandered over to Lorelai. Probably to share his judgments on the proper height of an inn's grass. I'll letcha deal with 'the craziness'." And when she said 'craziness' she meant him.
"See you later." She quickly replied, but got interrupted with a stern, "Lorelai!"
But she didn't even hear one thing that the crazy man was talking about-she was too busy eyeing the crowd. HER crowd. Her own crowd. This crowd was totally hers.
But then she noticed something-where was Luke?
Luke stood still in his apartment in front of the bathroom mirror, eyeing himself, trying to pick what to wear, and having a mini-war in his mind.
I can't expect her to react well to something like THAT. This is LORELAI GILMORE, and despite the completely smooth road you've had together in the 3 months and 12 days you've been inseparable, she is LORELAI GILMORE-not exactly '2004's Miss Commitment.'
And...it's true. I want this; I want her to REALLY know how I feel about her. I am not gonna be one of those jerks that run away, or screw something up-leaving her devastated.
Awwww, hell, she's worth it...right?
Pause
Oh yeah, she's so worth it.
"Babette, you and Morey are in room 4, so you can follow...Jeremy right on up." She said, handing Babette the room 4 key, and also gesturing for Jeremy the bell-boy to get his skinny butt over here.
"Oh Sugah! We're all just so proud of you! Takin' this little shack and turning it into a freakin' fairytale! Oh, the babies that are gonna be conceived on this property-"
"Oh, I know!" she cut her off, playing along. The two guests walked upstairs, leaving Rory and Lorelai alone at the desk.
"So..." Rory started in a very child-like tone.
"So...what?" Lorelai copied back.
"Where's your Prince Charming?"
"He's not Prince Charming...he's George Clooney! And ten thousand times hotter than Prince Charming, anyways!"
"Luke?"
"No, Rory, Tom! I think we're going to run away together."
"I knew it! Just the way his hard-hat looked when he was all hot made you wanna-"
"Please, stop it there."
"Oh sure."
"I have the prettiest mother-everybody thinks so!" she said in a dream-y voice, putting her hands on her offspring's cheek. And on that note she saw George Clooney enter through the door. She fixed her hair and walked confidently over to him.
"Hey."
"Hey! Welcome to the Dragonfly Inn! I'm Lorelai, I'll be guiding your stay with us here; can I get your name?"
"What are you doing?"
"Practicing my speech that I am going to have to say nearly everyday. Come on, let's get you upstairs fast!" She walked over to the desk to get his key to Lucky room number 7, when she realized what she said, and turned to see him with a smirk, she laughed at herself, and replied with, "Okay-that was an uncalled for, 'Dirty!'"
DINNER-
Lorelai was making 'the rounds.' And was having a lot of fun doing so.
Even though Paris was nearly screeching about something while Rory and Lane tried to calm her down, Luke was...smiling at her...Babette raving about the robes with Patty,
She was so proud of herself. Everyone who was invited was here, and seemed to be enjoying themselves. And from Sam she even heard that there was no arguing coming for her parent's room earlier.
That was a certainly a good sign.
Everything was going absolutely perfectly until the first bump in the evening came-the man standing in the doorway made Lorelai nearly drop her cup of coffee.
Giggle giggle, dropped the coffee!
Hmmm, and 3 guesses who it is! LOL.
I know it's short and nothing happens-but next chapter will-it is when the action starts-finally-and it'll be up probably by Thursday, DEFINETLEY by Saturday.
Thanks to all who read! You guys are my favorite people in the world! I wanna have your children!
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