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WOAH! 20 CHAPTERS? That's crazy! PARTY!

So, here's the chapter that get's it started. And, yes, it's some-GASP-Lorelai and George trouble! But- I PROMISE it won't be for long.

Remember...I'm no Amy Sherman-Palladino-creative genius-evil-at-times-especially-when-it-comes-toseason-finales-or-cliffhangers-type.

Okay, so yes, I know this is not exactly helping with the shock, disappointment, and anger that some of us (including me) are going through right now-concerning Lorelai and George on the REAL show, and what's to come on the show. (I'm talking-Pow! Bang! Ouch! ...Remember?)

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Previously, on 'Just Call Me George Clooney'...

"Everything was going absolutely perfectly until the first bump in the evening came-the man standing in the doorway made Lorelai nearly drop her cup of coffee."

"What the hell are you doing here?" She gasped, in shock.

"The place looks great!" the man gestured to the rest of the foyer.

"Thank you. Now, what the hell are you doing here?"

"I need to talk to you, Lorelai."

"No, you don't, Jason." She said, using the same tone as he did. She walked over to her desk, making herself look busy.

"Lorelai, we never got any real closure-"

"I know! You broke up with me unexpectedly over my answering machine!" she yelled.

"I know! I know! You know that I do crazy things like this then, later on, I finally realize, 'What the hell did I just do?' And then I fix things, then I screw up again, and the cycle continues. It's a great cycle. I love my cycle! It's who I am, and you know me better than anyone, Lorelai!"

"Jason, we can't do this! You can't just come back here and think that things will be fine and I'll take you back!"

"Lorelai, I'm s-"

She cut him off with her hand, "Do you have any idea what it's like coming home knowing that we were on great terms, to find out that you were going to Beijing or-"

"Actually, I was in Tokyo. Very business-y like place."

"Jason!" she cried. She needed him to leave. She was happily already in another relationship. Who did he think he was to just show up at her door, scratch that, her INN, and think that she'd just fall back into his arms and everything would be perfect?

Oh, no. This was real life-and if there was one thing that Lorelai knew, it was that life was never perfect.

And that's when she saw him. Out of the corner of her eye, she saw Luke standing there, watching them, bewildered, confused, and...hurt?

"Luke!" she exclaimed. That was a good excuse to get him to leave. "Jason, I'm in a relationship with Luke! I've moved on. You need to go." Why was Luke not saying anything?

"So..." Jason completely ignored her and turned his attention to Luke. "Jason Stiles, and you're Luke Danes I assume. Lorelai mentioned you once or twice when we were dating. She says that you have the world's best coffee. And if I know Lorelai-which I do, she can't live without her coffee. So, I see you guys are in a relationship now, I guess. I bet that's just going gre-" Luke just stood there, clenching his fists.

"Jason! Get out! That's it! It's over; actually-it's BEEN over, for quite a while. I've moved on, and you should too, it's only healthy." And if you don't get out, I'll kick you in the 'forbidden zone' myself. She pushed him out the door. "And good riddance!" she said so that only she heard. Satisfied with her job-well-done, she looked back over to Luke, who still had the same expression on his face.

"I can't believe him! Who the hell does he think he is, waltzing back in here, thinking he'd actually have a chance with me?" She nervously laughed. Why isn't he saying anything?

"Lorelai!" a voice from the dining room shrieked. Curses! Babette. "Lorelai, sugar! Who was that? Was that, JASON STILES, YOUR EX? I coulda sworn you two broke it off!" she screamed across the dining room. Those last words hit Luke pretty hard. Many people looked up from their food and board games, and then quickly lost interest.

"Yeah...Babette. It was him." Lorelai got out with difficulty. "But don't worry, he's gone and he's never coming back. Ever. Again." He still wasn't moving, and she was fed up. "That's it! You," she pointed to him, and pulled his arm, "with me." Leading him to her office.

"Are you okay? It was just Jason, being...Jason. It's nothing, he's gone, and why aren't you saying anything? Are you angry at me? Sad? Mad? Glad? Shmad? Oh great now I'm rhyming! I know, Jason, he has the worst timing...GAH! I'm freakin' Dr. Seuss!" Lorelai rambled. "Luke, please...say something!"

After quite a pause, he finally spoke up.

"So, it was him?"

"Him who?"

"Him...Jason." He said his name with disgust.

"Yeah..."

"You DATED him?"
"Yeah..."

"How long?"

"Like...a little too long."

"But...that would mean that you guys were dating when..."

"No! Luke! The night after we came home from...seeing Nicole and the Sock Man having some...fun, I went over to my answering machine and he broke up with me over it! I swear!"

"But that would mean that...what we did at the town house...you cheated on your boyfriend because of me!" He was so disappointed in himself.

"What? NO! Luke! Remember, it was MY idea! And, it's not like I was gonna be all, 'Hey! Jason! Guess who I just made-out with!' Although right now, that doesn't sound too bad..."

"I just...you know what? Never mind. It's gone, he's gone. Let's think of something else." He said with a smile.

"Uhhh, okay. That's-that's good, George." She nodded.

"I think I am gonna go get some air. See you later?"

"Yeah, later." She nodded again, and the shared a quick peck. And he left for the porch.

Once he was outside, he took a deep breath, and sat down on a bench. Thoughts were running through his head.

Okay, so what if she was dating 'Jason' I mean, it's not like that kiss back at the town house actually meant something...AW! Who the hell are you kidding? That was your first kiss with Lorelai! Jeez! How could she have dated that 'Jason'? Wasn't he that tail-gating-rich-jerk? Lorelai does not deserve a guy like that! ...That's why she's with me. And it's a good thing there, Danes that you didn't blow-up, or otherwise our little 'plan' would never be put in action-especially if you two are fighting. And we all know how those turn out! Man, I hope this goes well; she's too perfect to just toss out like, Rachel, and...

"Nicole?"

MWAHAHA! CLIFFHANGER!

Okay, so PLEASE don't hate me for putting Nicole and Jason back in here! It's just that the whole point of the story was about them, and I left them a little too open, so in this they are going to get each of their 'closures.' And I promise, after this, our favorite couple ever (or at least mine) will be a lot happier, and in love.

Okay, so I updated soon, like I promised, despite me having no power upstairs all day yesterday to type this. So, I officially put this more important than World History homework!

Amazing were my priorities are!

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