Hey, I know, I know, it's been over a week! But, hey, I've got vacation for the rest of this week and next, so I'll have updates coming out of my ying-yang.

And, I understand, this one is kinda short, and I've been killing you all already, with my ASP cliffhangers, but I am gonna be busy 2 morrow, and then Friday I'll probably be too tired to update.

And also, last night's epi was really great I think. Some major humor. I won't talk about them here, cuz chances are, someone will have not seen it and are planning on TiVo-ing it, and were about to watch it, and they'll get mad and blah blah blah...

Talk to me if you wanna talk about it, kay?

And the stalling stops...now!

Previously, on 'Just Call Me George Clooney'...

"I need to talk to you, Lorelai."

"No, you don't, Jason."

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"Jason, I'm in a relationship with Luke! I've moved on. You need to go."

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"Lorelai, sugar! Who was that? Was that, JASON STILES, YOUR EX? I coulda sworn you two broke it off!"

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"I just...you know what? Never mind. It's gone, he's gone. Let's think of something else." He said with a smile.

"Uhhh, okay. That's-that's good, George." She nodded.

"I think I am gonna go get some air. See you later?"

"Yeah, later."

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"Nicole?"

"Hi." Nicole said shyly. "Can't believe that you would remember me...or at least want to."

"Wha...what the hell are YOU doing here?" Didn't Lorelai have this exact same conversation with that JASON?

"Well, funny you should ask that..." she crossed her arms, and slowly walked over to the porch where he was standing.

"Sookie! I need caffeine!" She complained as she stumbled into the kitchen and poured herself a cup of coffee, then slumped onto the nearby stool.

"What? You look sad! What's the matter hun?"

"I'm not sad, I'm...smad."

"Oh! Like from New York!"

"Only for real."

"What happened?"

"Jason happened." She took another sip.

"What? Didn't he leave you for Hong Kong or something?"

"Tokyo...very business-y like there." She sighed. "He showed up here."

"Here? Now? What? Why? Doesn't he know that you're with Luke?"

"Well, he knows now. I saw him, he acted like nothing happened, practically started begging me to take him back, we argued, and I saw Luke standing behind him. And I kept babbling like an idiot, and Luke's standing there, now finally in the conversation, not saying anything, but looking really po'd, and then Jason starts interrogating him and acting like we were still together, until I finally kicked him out, and then Babette, and then Luke got mad, and suddenly, he acts all smug, and quickly brushes it off. Like it was no big deal...I think he has an agenda. He definitely has something up his sleeve."

"OH! A hidden agenda! Maybe he works for the CIA, or FBI, or SAS!"

"SAS?" Lorelai questioned.

"Secret...Agent...Society. Okay, so I made that one up. What do you think's gonna happen?"

"I have no clue. You know what? I'm gonna go talk to him!" and on that note, she got up, put her coffee cup down, and marched out the door. "Just you wait, George!"

"So...I was going through the rest of our divorce papers, and I noticed that you missed your signature on one place, by accident I suppose. And so, I went to the diner, but Caesar said that you were here, so here I am." Nicole searched through her purse and pulled out a packet of papers, flipped through to find a page, and pointed to it.

"But, why are you here? Now? And...shouldn't a lawyer do this?"

"I'm a lawyer, Luke."

"I know. But...your attorney, I mean."

"Well, it seems that Barry has some sort of infection, and anways, it's just one signature, and then we're finally divorced. It's perfectly legal."

"Okay, I'll sign." He agreed, and as Nicole was pulling out a pen, he saw her freeze and stare at something behind him.

He turned and saw Lorelai. Gotta love karma!

"Hi, Lorelai." Nicole said unsure. "I know I just showed up, but Luke missed a signature on the divorce papers, and I came down here so he can sign and we can move on with our lives. I'll be out of your way once he signs, don't worry."

"Uhhh...o-okay. Ummm, I-I'm gonna go back inside, 'cuz by now someone probably set something on fire by now and I'm not sure if I'm supposed to say 'Nice to see you,' to you or not, but, uhhh...Luke, when you're...done, could you meet me inside?" she didn't like Nicole, she didn't like how she was here, on HER turf, she didn't like the situation at all.

She nodded and swiftly trudged inside, only to deal with the chaos of Taylor claiming that Babette was clearly cheating at Yahtzee.

"You're cheating! How could you possibly beat me at Yahtzee, Babette? 20 years ago I was the Yahtzee champi-"

"...champion of Conneticut! We know! We know! In 20 years people can lose their touch, Taylor. Accept it and move on. I kicked your ass, and I didn't cheat to do it!"

Lorelai rolled her eyes; this was going to be a long night.

No giggle worth-y material either. Darn.

I was going to write the next scene, but then I remembered that I have about 10 minutes until The Bedford Diaries is on, and I still need to do my Biology homework.

Whoops!

So, deal.

The next update will probably be this weekend.

As I have said about 60 thousand times before, I really appreciate those who review. Do I need to think of something cute to say? Cuz I got nothing, sorry. Rain check.

I just reread, 'The REAL Wedding Bell Blues' by me, and had a good time doing so.

If you like this story, I promise you, you'd like it. It's a one-shot, and takes place now, and it's what all us fans to happen. (wink wink, lol)

Okay, so...I think you all know what to do! ;-) Hahaha, DIRTY.

Live, Love, and Review.

xoxo

Lolabelle