Here I am, once again. Wait, that's from a song...oh duh. Kelly Clarkson. Lol.
Well, I hope everyone had a super awesome holiday, whatever you celebrate or did. I hope it was fun. That is, if it's supposed to be fun...
Okay yeah.
And the Previously on 'Just Call Me George Clooney' I know, it's long, but that's just because it's important, and people probably forget, so it's a nice little summary of what you need to know to stay up with the game here.
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Previously on 'Just Call Me George Clooney'
"Jason, I'm in a relationship with Luke! I've moved on. You need to go."
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"Lorelai, sugar! Who was that? Was that, JASON STILES, YOUR EX? I coulda sworn you two broke it off!"
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"Nicole?"
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"...and suddenly, he acts all smug, and quickly brushes it off. Like it was no big deal...I think he has an agenda. He definitely has something up his sleeve."
"OH! A hidden agenda! Maybe he works for the CIA, or FBI, or SAS!"
"SAS?" Lorelai questioned.
"Secret...Agent...Society. Okay, so I made that one up. What do you think's gonna happen?"
"I have no clue. You know what? I'm gonna go talk to him!"
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""So...I was going through the rest of our divorce papers, and I noticed that you missed your signature on one place, by accident I suppose"
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"Hi, Lorelai." Nicole said unsure. "I know I just showed up, but Luke missed a signature on the divorce papers, and I came down here so he can sign and we can move on with our lives. I'll be out of your way once he signs, don't worry."
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"...Luke, when you're...done, could you meet me inside?" she didn't like Nicole, she didn't like how she was here, on HER turf, she didn't like the situation at all.
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"You're cheating! How could you possibly beat me at Yahtzee, Babette?"
(A/N: OH! The drama!)
"There." Luke said, signing his name of the papers. "We are officially, no longer married."
"It's been nice doing business with you." She paused. "Sorry, I always have to say that. Okay, so I guess this is 'good bye'?"
"I guess so." He shrugs.
"You know, despite what happened between us, you were still my first husband, and that means a lot to me. And I see you really went for what you were looking for," she gestured towards the door, meaning Lorelai, "and I hope that the rest of your life is happy, and...great." she said.
"Yeah, you too. So...good bye, Nicole."
"Bye, Luke." She stepped off the porch and started to walk away, but then turned quickly, "And I promise that I won't be making any 'my first husband did this' jokes about you, okay?"
"Okay. Thanks." Comic relief? That's Lorelai's thing.
"Now, go get her!" she said, and then disappeared into the night.
"I guess I will." He smiled and went back into the inn, hopefully to face a calm Lorelai.
"Lorelai! There you are! I-"
"Luke, we can't talk right now, I have an inn full of people. Soon, okay?" she said quietly. And almost as if, she was...avoiding him?
"Okay." He trudged out the door and back onto the porch, wondering what was in store for him.
"Okay, so just so you all know, it is now...10 o'clock. And, we have an early start planned for tomorrow, so I would suggest to you all to get some beauty sleep, alright? You can just go up to your room, turndown has already been done, so goodnight everyone!" She announced to the dining room full of people playing board games, reading, talking, and other activities.
She was subtlety nudging them to get their butts in bed so that she could get so sleep, which she really needed right now.
"Lorelai!" Miss Patty stood up. "We just wanted to thank you for having us all here. This place is amazing, and you worked so hard to do this." As everyone else clapped, she walked over to Lorelai and whispered in her ear, "And what is that waiter's name, he looks just like my 3rd husband!"
"Oh, uhh, that's Robert, and he's married."
"How long?"
"I don't know. I think 3 or so years?"
"Hmph, nothing I can't change." She smirked and walked away.
"Lorelai!" The oh-so-annoying-at-times voice called out to her.
"Yes, Kirk?"
"The next time you talk to Luke, which I can assume would be soon, could you please tell him that Lulu and I are going to bed." He put a little too much emphasis on those last 3 words. "I can't seem to find him, that's all." And Lorelai just stared, half confused, half disgusted.
"Umm, I will tell him that. Okay? Good night." Kirk left, only to be confronted again by Babette and Taylor. When will the madness end!
"Lorelai! Can you please tell Taylor to let the Yahtzee thing go already? He's threatening my gnomes!" (A/N: HAHAHA! Dirty!)
"You cheated, Babette! I know you did. I want a re-match!" he yelled back.
"Uhh, you about you guy settle this in the morning, alright?"
(A/N: Brace yourselves!)
"Kirk's going to bed." She managed to get the authority to talk first after stepping out onto the porch. "He wanted me to tell you that." They were now alone, on the porch, everyone in bed, with many problems that needed to be sorted out.
"Oh, okay." He remembered his discussion with Kirk about his-'night terrors.'
"Yeah." She said, filling the silence.
"Lorelai, I-" Luke started. "Luke, what was Nicole doing here?"
"I didn't invite her here if that's what you're thinking!" That sounded stupid.
"I didn't say that! I was just asking what she was doing here!" I shouldn't be this mad.
"She came here because I missed a signature on our divorce papers, and I forget what she said, but she was here, I signed, she left, the end! Nothing happened if that's what you're getting on."
"How could you have missed a signature? Did you not want to divorce Nicole or something? You still have feelings for her, don't you!" She knew that she was clearly jumping off the deep-end, and blowing this out of proportion, but sometimes, she needed reassurance about these things.
"WHAT? That's insane! Lorelai, you KNOW that I..."
"You what, Luke?" She asked, in that 'I-really-wanna-know-and-tell-me-the-truth' tone.
He couldn't spit it out, he wasn't good with words, and what he was about to say was going to totally blow his cover.
Not a good place to end, I know.
But the next one'll be up soon! I promise!
WHAT'S UP NEXT: Luke's little 'hidden agenda' is revealed, and Lorelai's reaction occurs. Is it good or bad? (DUN DUN DUN!) And also, the Babette and Taylor Yahtzee show-down! (NOTE: Rory does NOT sleep with Dean! That is the advantage of writing your own story; you get to change what ever you want! Yesssss!)
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