DISCLAIMER: I would say that GG belongs to ASP, but now, the only thing that comes to mind is-David Rosenthal-Welcome to the SH-b!h!

However, I did kinda steal the story of how L&L first met. And 3 lines from 6.01. (A hinta hinta)

Procrastinator for LIFE, remember? Just read the button.

The fact that I haven't updated in a week plus is also because we had major flooding here. Think-first ever Rain Day! Not Snow Day-Rain Day. My backyard was ye close to getting flooded.

It could also be because I don't want this story to end. It has to, and I don't want it to, so I do anything in my power to do, BESIDES update this.

And besides...what story is there left to tell anyways?

Hmm...Let's ponder...

Nicole and her Sock Man out of the way? Check

Jason (die!)? Check-kinda

ILY? Check

Banter? Check

Dragonfly opened? Check

Total confidence in a mature relationship? Check

Date (s)? Check

'Their song'? Check

Secret love notes? Check

Luke yelling at people at a town meeting? Check

Luke being a sweetheart/softie that makes me want to hug him even though he is a fictional character? Check-DUH.

Taylor and Luke argument? Check

Rory input? Check

Yahtzee? Check

Lorelai giving Luke a nickname that is funny and could be used in a dirty way? Check

Marriage/Proposal? Che-wait! No! Huh, that's where we left off.


Previously on 'Just Call Me George Clooney'...

"I love you because I need you, or I need you because I love you?"

"The second one."

"Good."


Luke went around the counter to start the coffee maker. Lorelai-still a little flighty, went to sit at a stool at the counter, but accidentally missed. She fell to the ground, landing flat on her back and knocking over several stools in the process. But before her mind could actually register what happened, she saw Luke towering above her, on his knees, calling her name.

"Lorelai? Lorelai! Are you okay?" He offered a hand to her, looking concerned.

She looked at him.

And that's when she knew.

Before her, was this solid, strong, dependable, lovable, man. He loved her, she loved him. He was there, and he was always going to be there when she falls.

"Geor-Luke, will you marry me?"


Luke, caught off guard, did a double-take, but then-being a man, turned to denial.

"Lorelai, you just hit you're head, you're obviously not thinking clearly." Luke nervously assured her, helping her up.

"No, Luke I'm serious. It took me 'till tonight to realize that-dammit-I want to spend the rest of my life with you!" Was she being overly dramatic? Probably.

She flung her arms out and spun around to sit down on the stool again-actually making it this time. He sat down next to her, taking her hands in his. Her eyes were glassy and shining.

"Lorelai, but wouldn't you rather have this be normal? I'm the man, it's my job to do this, and it's supposed to be... romantic and...not in a diner."

"The last time I had a 'romantic' marriage proposal, there were a thousand yellow daisies, and look how that relationship turned out." Meaning the 'Max' phase. "Maybe if we do it differently this time, everything will be perfect in the long-run or something."

"You can't really say that-"

"I don't want to lose you because I ran away on the weekend of my wedding because I realized that I didn't love you! I want to try on my wedding dress every night, and I want come home knowing that there's a man in there that is possibly cooking dinner for us... and little Timmy... and Scruffy needs to be taken for a walk...and then we're off in the minivan to soccer practice...and matching jogging suits and..." she babbled.

"Timmy and Scruffy?" He asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Hypothetically speaking. They'll get different names... But, I want The Whole Package! A Middle! And with YOU, Luke! I want to be Mrs. Backwards-Baseball-Cap!" She finished her speech and sighed.

"I'll be right back." Luke said after a brief pause and ran upstairs to his apartment.

He's leaving me already? Who knew I could chase a man away that fast?


"Lorelai Gilmore, I have loved you since the day you walked into my diner on caffeine frenzy because you weren't being served right away and annoyed me, until you asked me what my birthday was. You wouldn't stop talking, so I told you, and before I know it, you hand me a piece of torn newspaper from the horoscope section that had, "You will meet an annoying woman today, give her coffee and she'll go away." scribbled on it, which I have kept for 8 years in my wallet as a reminder of you. For 8 years I gave you coffee, but no matter what happened, you didn't go away. And I don't ever want you to."

Lorelai's eyes swelled up with tears as Luke got down on one knee, and pulled a ring out of his pocket and held it out in front of her, staring into her eyes. The gazebo light's lit up the dark night, and there wasn't a dry-eye within the towns-folk audience.

"Lorelai Gilmore-will you marry me?" a few gasps could be heard from the audience.

"Well, let me think about that..." Lorelai joked, as usual. "YES!" she screamed as Luke bounced up with a huge grin on his face, slipped the ring onto her finger, pulled her into his arms and squeezed her with all he had. When they pulled apart, his hand still on her back, he slowly pulled her closer to him again.

"Really?" She asked. He nodded. "You going to kiss me now?" He nodded again. "You are so incredibly predictable." And before either of them knew it, they were sharing the longest and most passionate kiss of their lives.


"Now, despite all the 'talking' that we just did," Lorelai said with a grin as she pulled the sheets over her more, as she snuggled closer to her fiancée, "I still want to know how you suddenly just happen to have a gorgeous engagement ring lying around your apartment."

"You really wanna know?" Luke mumbled.

"Duh"

"I...I actually bought it about a month or so ago. Just before...the Dragonfly test run. Goodnight." He said the last part of that sentence quickly, trying to avoid or change the subject. He put his head on his pillow, closed his eyes and tried to sleep before Lorelai figured it out.

"What? You...why would you have bought..." A hint of realization came over her face. "Oh my God, were you going to propose the night of the test run!"

"If things didn't go the way that they did-"

"Meaning The Return of the Exes night."

He sighed. There was no getting out of this one. "...Yeah, that's what I was planning on doing it. Now, goodnight." He insisted again.

"Ohhh, George!" She teased as she hit him in the chest and kissed him again and snuggled even closer. "I can't believe I'm engaged. It's just not registering in my mind, not fully processed. I'm engaged. Lorelai Gilmore is engaged to one Luke Danes. I'm going to get married! Oh my God, I am going to get married..." She realized that he was ignoring her, "I hope you realize that once we are married I fully reserve the right to stop shaving my legs, walk around in bunny slippers and a bathrobe, and wear curlers all day long."

"Oh, God I hope not." He mumbled, half asleep.

"Finally, it speaks!" She gasped.

"Go to sleep!"

"Okay, okay." She whispered. After a brief pause she let out a final squeal.

"I'm engaged!"

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Lame?

Probably.

'Special' chapter?

Duh.

Love-dovey?

Definetly.

But, I need some L&L stuff. It hasn't even been 2 weeks and I am already loosing patience. I've watched the finale about 4 thousand times already.

My life is SAD.

Oh well, you know what to do. Show the pretty purple button some LOVE.

Lol, Dirty!

xoxo

Lolabelle