KKL: hello all! i had to add this chapter! i havent added in such a long while. this chapter contains only 2 of the plans i made up with. my friend asked if she could be in a backstage discussion so here she is... Taylor!

Taylor: Hiya!

Kyo: great. now's it's really gonna be crowded in here.

KKL: Kyo, if u want, i could bring Taylor's dog in here, to make it a real party!

Kyo: no no no! it's ok. I'm ok!

KKL: i thought so.

Taylor: this chapter contains comedic expressions and just random sayings, so feel free to express your feelings about it, whether it was funny or just plain weird, in reviews. KKL doesn't care what she gets, she just wants reviews!

KKL: thank you, Taylor.

Kyo: how come i never get to say anything nice?

KKL: because its funny when i hit u with stuff and eventually in the story, ur going to become a very loving and caring person. so i should save your mean self here. did anyone else notice how mean he was in the anime, and how he was kinda nicer in the manga? or maybe that's just me...

Taylor: ok, KKL, that's enough...

KKL: o, ok. READ AND REVIEW PLEASE!

I pushed against Kyo's back harder. I was getting out of breath. "Huff… C'mon, Kyo-kun! A little rain isn't gonna kill ya!"

Kyo's feet were planted firmly on the floor just in front of the door. The first idea that I thought would work, was going outside and walking until Kyo found a magical porthole or something. The only problem was… it was still raining.

"There's no way I'm gonna go out there again! I only came into this house because it was like that outside!" Kyo yelled, grabbing and clinging to anything he could get his hands on.

"C'mon, Kyo-kun, let go!" I panted. "Isn't this important to you? Tohru's future is at stake and you're gonna let it go down the drain and make her life miserable just because you're gonna havta get a little wet? C'MON!" I grunted as I pushed with all of my might. The sudden force made Kyo stumble and after a few unbalanced steps, he crashed to the ground face first.

"Oh my God! Kyo-kun, I'm sorry!" I knelt beside him quickly and I heard him groan. He pushed himself up with his arms and he gave me a glare. My worried frown deepened.

"Do…you want me to go outside instead of you?" I asked quietly.

Kyo pondered this for a moment, and I actually thought, by his hesitation, that he was going to say yes. I didn't like that he was going to make me do his 'dirty work' so to speak, but I would do that for him. I could do him a favor.

"No…" he finally answered.

"Huh?" I was so sure that he was going to say 'yes', that I was actually going to get up and get my coat when he answered.

"No," he repeated, "what if the passage way is out there? And you get inside it and get lost, and here I would be, waiting for your possible return. And you could get sick out there in that dang rain. No, I gotta do it. Like you said before, I need to do it for Tohru. Damp rain, I'll go."

I didn't need to push him this time. All I could think of was how noble he really was as I sat on my knees on the floor. He opened the door and sighed. "I know I'm gonna regret this later," he mumbled before walking out the door into the dreaded rain.

I stood on the stoop as I watched Kyo strut down the driveway and down the sidewalk. The cold, pouring rain was soaking through my light tank top, revealing glimpse of the lace on my bra. I was glad Kyo couldn't see. I folded my arms.

"Kyo-kun!" I called out to him, hopefully loud enough to be heard over the rain.

Kyo turned and looked at me. I just couldn't help but stare, but I figured if it was the last time I was ever going to see him, I might as well look as long as I want. I swallowed and yelled again, "Kyo-kun, it's been like a dream! A good one!" I smiled and waved a hand. I mouthed the words good-bye, since somehow it didn't seem like the farewell could end perfectly if words were spoken. Kyo smiled back at me and waved, understanding the purpose of the silence between us. Once he turned around and went on his way again, I felt tears coming to my eyes and I blew him a kiss. My wet hair clung to my face and back, and each drop of rain that fell sounded like thunder pounding down to the ground. I went back inside when I could no longer see his diminishing figure, and leaned against the front door. 'Now…what do I do?'

Suddenly, someone knocked on my door. I opened it quickly, and Kyo was standing there in the rain, holding something behind his back. He had an evil glint in his eye, and for a moment, I was scared.

"I GOT HIM, I GOT HIM!" He screamed and held up something gross to my face. I know I lost all of my color and the fumes from the thing were horrendous. My eyes widened and before me in Kyo's hand…was a dead rat! Like Kyo, I was drenched, but it hung lifeless in front of my face.

"AAAAGH!" I screamed in terror and knocked the rat out of Kyo's hands. It flew outside and behind the bushes, where it landed with a thud. "KYO, YOU IDIOT! WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH THAT DEAD RAT!"

"Wha? I killed Yuki! I killed that damm rat!" Kyo was practically foaming at the mouth in my face. I sweat dropped. Maybe putting him out in the rain alone wasn't such a good idea. I backed away slowly and Kyo followed me with that crazy look plastered on his face. I went into the bathroom, with Kyo still following me, and opened the shower door slowly. I jumped in the tub and Kyo jumped in after me. I grabbed the water spout thing and turned on the water.

"agh!" Kyo shouted as the water sprayed into his face, washing the maniacal look away. "What the hell?"

I clunked him on the head with the spout thing, "Don't EVER do that again! I thought you were going to rape me!" I jumped out of the tub. "Okay, that didn't work. Now, what's next on my list?" I asked myself walking out of the bathroom.

"HEY! Couldn't you at least get me a towel?"

"NO!"

"Kyo-kun, you have to do as I say, there's no other way."

"I swear, this is the most stupid thing I've ever done and will ever do!"

"…Do I look like I care?"

"Don't be a smart mouth!"

"…"

"Stop looking at me like that!"

"I'm waiting."

"Waiting for what?"

"For you to do it!"

"I'm not gonna do it, dammit!"

"C'mon! does Fruits Basket mean anything to you anymore?"

"It never meant anything to me. it was just called 'my life!'"

"Kyo-kun, you gotta do this!"

"NO I DON'T!"

"YES YOU DO!"

"NO!"

"KYO-KUN, YOU GOTTA! THINK ABOUT TOHRU, DAMMIT!"

"…"

"……"

"………"

"Stop it!"

"Stop what?"

"Stop making those little dots! It's annoying!"

"You were doing them too!"

"I have a good reason!"

"And that may be?"

"I'M WAITING FOR YOU TO DO THE DAMM THING!"

"…"

"Kyo-kun……."

"Fine! I'll do it!"

"Go ahead…say it."

" 'There's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's no place like home…..now what?"

"Click you heels together."

"Why am I wearing high heels?"

"Because they match your eyes."

"Really?"

"NO! JUST CLICK 'EM TOGETHER!"

click click click

"Good…good…"

"…………………………………"

"…………………………………"

"I DIDN'T GO ANYWHERE DAMMIT!"

"I CAN SEE THAT, STUPID!"

"NOW I'VE WORN HEELS FOR NOTHING! GOD, IF SHIGURE SAW ME NOW….!"

KKL: wellllll how was it? funny? i was going for a comedic chapter. i have to boost spirits up for upcoming chapters cuz i will warn u now and ill warn u again: LATER CHAPTERS WILL GET SADDER AND MORE ANGSTY. but it does turn out happy in the end, and i hope i make everyone happy.

Taylor: Yes, we want everyone to be happy.

KKL: of course we do!

Kyo:...why was i wearing heels?

KKL: i've told u! wizard of Oz. c'mon Kyo get with it.

Kyo: get with what? stop being confusing dammit!

KKL: Taylor, that's ur cue. Kyo, for future reference, if ur still alive, do not curse backstage.

Taylor: (brings in her dog, Lexi, and Lexi tackles Kyo.)

Kyo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! KELSI'S GONNA HATE YOU!

KKL: I'll worry about kelsi later...she doesnt even go on this site, but if she knew i was hurting u, i'd soon look like you do right now, Kyo-kun.

Kyo: (cough) thanks i think... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!