Here is chapter 2. Okay at the end of this chapter I will give the characters that you can choose. I would like to say thanks to:

allmysensesfail-Thanks. I'm glad that you think it's funny. I will put Kikyo as a suggestion at the end. I have a question though. I am on the author alert watch list, which happens to be yours. What exactly is an author alert watch list (I have a feeling it's bad but...) and did you mean to put me on it?

Saphireinuyasha-Thanks. I think it's weird too!

Animeluver1991-THANK YOU! You're the best cause you review all my stories. (Except 'Whose Line Inu Style)

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters I torture here.

Chapter 2 Sano

"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars..."

Sano is pushed on stage by Yahiko, Kaoru, Kenshin, and Megumi. Sano mumbled something that Kaoru heard cause she punched him in the head.

"Sanosuke...is secretly in love with Yahiko."

"I AIN'T GAY! WHY WOULD I LOVE THAT LITTLE PUNK!"

"Cause you love him."

"SHUT UP!"

"Sano...is secretly has an alliance with Naraku and has the same white monkey pelt."

"WHO!"

Naraku burst through the door, "IT'S A BABOON PELT!"

"Suuuuurrrrre monkey boy."

"Baboon!" Then he leaves to his rightful show. (Okay maybe not his rightful show.)

"Sano...wants to hurt Sakura Kinomoto."

"WHO ARE THIS PEOPLE OF WHICH YOU SPEAK!"

Li comes bursting through the door with his sword in hand.

"You stay away from Sakura!" Li shouted.

"I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANY SAKURA! I know a Kaoru who is a pain in the butt."

Kaoru, who is back stage, starts to get really mad and has to be held back by Kenshin, Megumi, and Yahiko, which isn't even enough. (She can be scary when she's angry.)

"Just stay away from her!"

"I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO SHE IS!" Sano yelled only to find the kid gone. "Stupid kid." He mumbled.

With Li...

"Where did you go, Li?" Asked Meilin.

"I uh...I had to take care of something." He lied.

"What kind of something?" Asked Sakura.

"Just...uh...family business."

"But you just disappeared with no warning." Said Madison.

"So. What's your point?" He grumbled getting very annoyed.

Back to the show...

Sano...is as soft as a bunny."

"WHAT! I don't even like bunnies."

"Sure you don't Mr. Fluffums."

"DON'T CALL ME THAT!"

Yahiko and the others are laughing hysterically.

"Mr. Fluffums...loves his new nickname."

"NO I DON'T!"

"Mr. Fluffums...is still a child on the inside."

"I hate you, you STUPID VOICE!"

"Now, now Mr. Fluffums don't talk that way to your elders." Said the voice in a girlie, motherly way.

"You are getting on my last nerve."

"Now you know Mr. Fluffums."

"NO THEY DON'T! ALL THEY KNOW IS THAT YOU LIE! AND MY NAME IS SANOSUKE!"

That's it! For now. Okay here are your choices:

Kikyo (some one suggested this)

Inuyasha (I have some ideas grins evilly)

Ed (Full Metal Alchemist)

Yahiko

Tell me which one you want in your review! OR ELSE!