Here's chapter 3! Yeah! This one is about Inuyasha. I have so many ideas that it's going to be 2 or 3 parts. Thanks to Madison, Raven the tai-youkai, Alanna-the-tai-youkai, AnimeWillRuleTheWorld (Love your name. I think it's cool. And true.), Knuckles Spyro Fox Link, animeluver1991, Alex, and TheLightintheDarkness. I know some of you wanted Ed so I'll do him next. Ya just gotta give me a few ideas. The only one I can think of is that he's short. Disclaimer: I own none of the characters that I torture here.
Chapter 3 Inuyasha part 1

"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…"

As Sano leaves the chair of 'torture' Inuyasha walks on stage.

"Inuyasha...is a mutt face."

"HEY! That voice sounds familiar!"

Strings are heard snapping in the background and duck tape is being pulled off of something.

"You get away from my microphone you wolf!" Someone said.

"I KNEW that voice sounded familiar!" Shouted Inuyasha.

(If you don't know who said Inuyasha was a mutt face and is a wolf then you have not seen enough of Inuyasha.)

"Ahem. Inuyasha...is in love with Kagome."

"..." Crickets are heard chirping in the background.

"INUYASHA! How could you! You promised to go down to hell with me!" Said Kikyo raising her bow with an arrow drawn back.

"STOP! Don't hurt Inuyasha." Said Kagome stepping in front of Kikyo, "Inuyasha I have to tell you. I...I l...love you."

"I love you too, Kagome." (Awwww.) Then he got up and hugged Kagome.

"AHEM! You are interrupting my show!" Shouted the voice.

Kagome and Kikyo walked off the stage glaring at each other. Inuyasha sat back down in the chair.

"Thank you. Inuyasha...secretly loves Shippo."

"WHAT! That little candy, chocolate eating kitsune! Yeah right!"

"Suuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrre lover boy."

"I DON'T LOVE THAT KITSUNE! NOW COME ON OUT HERE SO I CAN SLAUGHTER YOU!" He said unsheathing Tetsusiaga.

"SIT BOY!"

"Inuyasha...likes kissing the floor." (Inuyasha still has his face in the floor. Get it?)

"NO I DON'T! IT'S THE STINKIN NECKLACE!"

"Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggggggghhhhhhhhht."

"This is pure torture."

"And I love torturing you."

"Just shut up."

"Inuyasha...his nickname id cabootles the puppy." (Thanks Madison!)

"WHAT! WHAT KIND OF NAME IS THAT!"

"It's the name of a puppy."

"I AIN'T NO STICKIN PUPPY!"

"You just said you were a puppy."

To be continued...

Sorry like I said before I have so many ideas but I needed to get this up so... I'll try to think of more soon. Give me ideas if you like.

I really like the nickname you gave me Madison. It's so funny.

Review! Please.