Well here's the second half of Inuyasha. I hope you enjoy.

Disclaimer: I own none of the characters who are tortured here!

Last time:

"Inuyasha...his nickname is cabootles the puppy." (Thanks Madison!)

"WHAT! WHAT KIND OF NAME IS THAT!"

"It's the name of a puppy."

"I AIN'T NO STICKIN PUPPY!"

"You just said you were a puppy."

This time:

"No I didn't!"

"Yes you did."

"Whatever. I did not say 'I am a puppy'.

"Yes you did."

"WHEN!"

"Just a few seconds ago."

Inuyasha groaned and slapped his forehead. Sesshomaru started laughing at his younger half-brother (AHHHHHHH! Sesshomaru laughed! What have I done! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!) along with Kouga. (No surprise there.)

After the crowd, ahem, Sesshomaru and Kouga stopped laughing the voice began again.

"Inuyasha...he is a mutt."

"YOU ALREADY SAID THAT!"

"No I didn't. That was some wolf person."

"Oh yeah. Kouga said that." (Slaps forehead. What an idiot I make him.) From the audience Kagome slapped her forehead at Inuyasha's stupidity.

"Inuyasha...he loves Kagome AND Kikyo."

"Is it true?" Asked Kagome and Kikyo at the same time. Kagome's eyes started to swell with tears and Kikyo has a big grin on her face. (Okay I just made Kikyo smile. WHY! I hate the stupid clay pot. No offense to anyone who likes her.)

"NO!"

"Then who do you like?" They both snapped getting angry but inside they were worried.

"I...well...it's...I...don't...arg! This is so confusing!"

Inuyasha...even though he said he loves Kagome he can't choose between her and Kikyo."

"I CAN TOO!"

"Then who do you love?"

"I..."

"I knew it! He still can't choose."

"WOULD YOU JUST SHUT UP!"

"Inuyasha...he thinks Sailor Moon is hott."

"Who? Sailor Moon? I don't know any Sailor Moon." (If ya can't tell for some unknown reason he became calm again.)

"Inuyasha...he thinks Chelsea (She's one of my friends who is in love with Inuyasha and would strangle 'FYI IY is mine'.) is an annoying, hyperactive, sugar high girl." (Remember Chelsea. The voice said this not me.)

"FINALLY! For once something you say is true!"

"Uh...Inuyasha...he thinks Chelsea is the sweetest, most kindest girl he's ever meet."

"DID YOU NOT JUST HEAR ME!"

"What was the again?"

"STUPID VOICE!"

"I'm sorry I still can't hear you. Could you say that again?"

Inuyasha growled and slumped in the chair.

"Inuyasha...his idol is Avril Lavigne."

"WHO! I DON'T KNOW WHO YOUR TALKING ABOUT! I DON'T KNOW AN AVA...AVI...GR! I DON'T KNOW HER!"

"Inuyasha...secretly sings in the shower."

"What's a shower? I don't like singing."

"Inuyasha...thinks singing makes him feel more feminine."

"I DO NOT! I HATE SINGING!"

Inuyasha...he likes to eat mice."

"WHAT! I DON'T EAT MICE! CATS DO!"

"Inuyasha...wants Kikyo to bear his children."

"No I don't!"

Then suddenly Kagome ran out of the audience and left the building.

"KAGOME! Wait!"

"Now you know Inuyasha."

"NO THEY DON'T! You're an idiot! Come out here coward so I can slaughter you!"

No one answered him.

"Come back here you coward! Who told you this stuff cause I want to for making it up!"

How was it?

Next up is Ed for Full Metal Alchemist! Enjoy!

Thanks to:

Knuckles Spyro Fox Link-THANKS for the review! I like your ideas and I am going to use them! Thanks for the ideas.

FYI IY is mine-Thanks! What I said about Chelsea is true. If she could she would strangle you and/or anyone else who loved Inuyasha.

dolizea-Thank you! I'm glad you find it funny!

baka kitsune 15-Thanks. Maybe I'll do Sesshomaru after Ed.

Alanna-the-tai-youkai-Thank you! Maybe I'll use some of your ideas!

Kiwigrl89-YEY! You find it funny! Maybe I'll do Kikyo in the near future.

ArcherGirl87-You already read this at school! Quit review for things ya already read. Especially when you haven't read the chapter here!

ALL OF YOU KEEP REVIEWING AND GIVING ME IDEAS! THEY REALLY HELP LOTS!

For those of you who were reading 'The Half Demon' I took it down. But do not worry for it is back up. I guess I took it down before anyone could read my authors note. Well this is some of what I said: I read the rules and you're not supposed to have real people in it. (I could careless but...I don't want to get in trouble.) So I am going to take it down and repost it once I've made some edits. They are not very big and not many things get changed. I am going to post it up chapter by chapter every week or 2. This will give me time to write more.

That's all that was really important. If you liked it then reread it and give me reviews. It should be caught up soon!

Sayonara!