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Chapter 4 Edward Elric"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars..."
Inuyasha leaves the chair cursing to himself. Then a dude came up and put a sticker on the chair that says 'Chair of Torture and Doom! Sit at your own risk!'. Ed walks up and reads the sticker.
"Why would someone sit in a chair that says that!" Shouted Ed pointing to the chair.
"Edward Elric...he likes to wear a puffy pink tutu when he's alone." (Thanks Knuckles Spyro Fox Link!)
"WHAT THE HECK! WHY WOULD I WEAR PINK! Besides it's a black tutu."
"When did you start taking ballet, big brother?" (You know who that is right? If ya don't then screw you!)
"NEVER! WHY WOULD YOU THINK I WAS TAKING BALLET! WE'RE TOO BUSY LOOKING FOR THE PHILOSPHERS STONE!"
Ed...he secretly loves Winrey." (Thanks Alanna-the-tai-youkai!)
"WHAT!" Shouted both Ed and Winrey, who is backstage.
"Ed...his middle name is BobThewatermelonofevilevildoomiedoom." (Again thanks Knuckles Spyro Fox Link.)
"Huh? What kind of name is that?"
"Yeah! What kind of name is that!"
"SIT BOY!" (Just to fill ya in none of the characters leave they just switch places.)
"Ed...he thinks Sango is hott."
"Who is-" Then the Hiraikotsu came from backstage (Why's she back there anyway?) and hit him in the head.
"OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR!" He said as Sango came out from backstage.
"Cause your just like the ed monk."
"What monk?"
"ME!" Shouted Miroku as he ran out from backstage. Then Miroku shouted, "WIND TUNNEL!"
Ed started to get sucked up, "AH! WHAT IS THAT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING! I DON'T KNOW ANY SANGO!" He then started to struggle and tried (I repeat TRIED!) to grab hold of the floor.
"Grr...these people...are all idiots!" Said the voice.
Miroku stopped trying to suck up Ed and all 3 looked for the voice.
"Where are you? I want to suck you up into my wind tunnel!"
"WILL YOU JUST GET OFF THE STAGE SO I CAN CONTINUE!"
"FINE!" Shouted Sango and Miroku. Then they stomped off stage.
"Good. Now...Ed...his real name is Alfonse(Sp?)."
"WHAT! ARE YOU STUPID! THAT'S MY BROTHER'S NAME!"
"Alfonse...his real name is Ed."
"Are you directing that to me or Al?"
"It's directed to Alfonse."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT? Me as in Ed or Al?"
"Ed...his nickname is pipsqueak."
"GRR! MY NICK NAME IS NOT PIPSQUEAK AND YOU DIDN'T ANSWER MY OTHER QUESTION!"
"Ed...he secretly likes to be called small and short."
"NO I DON'T!"
"Ed...he prefers to be called The Small Metal Alchemist."
"NO I DON'T! I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE CALL ME SMALL OR SHORT!"
"Ed...he likes to eat tomatoes."
"I hate tomatoes." (I don't actually know if that's true but I hate them too. Don't yell at me!)
"Ed...doesn't know how to pronounce tomatoes." (Ya know. There are two different ways to say it.)
"You can say it TWO different ways STUPID!"
"Ed...likes ballerina dancing with rabid ducks." (Again thanks Knuckles Spyro Fox Link.)
"Didn't we just go over this ballerina stuff already?"
"And your point is?"
"I DON'T LIKE BALLERINA DANCING LET ALONE WITH RABID DUCKS!"
"Now you know Edward Elric."
"No they don't! I don't like ballerina dancing! I don't like tomatoes! I only like Winrey as a friend! And I HATE being called small!"
No answer.
"COME BACK HERE!"
Okay well that was Edward Elric. Okay my friend brought up that all I've done are boys so I'm gonna do a girl this time. Here are your chooses:
Kikyo (MUST burn in hell! No offense to those of you who like her. (gags) Sorry!)
Sakura
Meilin
Kaoru (Uhhh...that could end up kinda bad but who cares!)
Elie (Her funky guns. Not a good thing.)
Okay enough for know. Tell which in your review!
Sayonara!