Sorry bout the long wait! I finished this last week but I didn't have time to post it.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHH! I have almost 40 reviews! YEAH! After this chapter I want to try and get at least 45. PLEASE REVIEW! But read first!

Yeah! It's chapter 5! Actually on fanfic it's chapter 6. Anyways lets see who won the spot on Know Your Stars!

First place and winner is Kaoru with four. Second is Sakura with two. Third was a tie between Kikyo and Meilin with one point. And last was Elie with (gulps) none.

Elie-What! No one voted for me! (Pulls out her guns and starts blasting everything and one.)

The audience is running around screaming like a bunch of idiots and one runs into the camera.

Me-Now look what you idiots did! She's blasting everything with her guns! I told you they were dangerous! (Dodges a piece of the ceiling.) This is all your fault! (Elie blasts the camera and the channel goes fuzzy.)

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep Please stand by. This channel is having technical difficulties. Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

Some random house, which is where my friend Mhairi lives.

Mhairi-That's crap! I wanted to see Kaoru throw a chair at someone!

Then the channel goes fuzzy and the stage for Know Your Stars is shown covered in ruble and dead people. Just kidding!

Me-You see this! (Points to ruble covered stage.) This is all your fault! If at least one of ya had voted for her this wouldn't have happened! Now we have to find a new location! Ugh!

A few hours later...

Me-Okay we have our new location. (Camera backs up so you can see the place where Haru lives.)

Haru-Why my house?

Me-You can blame Elie for that.

Haru- (Turns around and glares at Elie.)

Elie-What? I couldn't help it. You would get mad too if no one picked you!

Haru- Yeah whatever.

Me-Okay we're ready to start!

Disclaimer:I DO NOT own any of the characters here. Though I wish I did.

Chapter 5

Kaoru

"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars..."

Kaoru walks calmly (That ain't gonna last 1 minute!) on to the stage. She reads the sticker on the chair which now says 'Chair of Torture and Doom. Not for people with bad tempers, (cough Kaoru cough) who have sensitive feelings, with lethal weapons, get seasick easily, get headaches from annoying voices, who have ADD, who are half dead, who are over 1ft, (All of them are!) are under 2ft, (Now that will confuse someone like all my friends and reviewers!) and who have a problem with a voice telling lies about them. Caution: Choking Hazard. Not for children under 3 or people who go by the name of Yahiko, Kanna, Ed, Inuyasha, Naraku, Kikyo, or any other person who's name begins with a Y, K, E, I, or N.'

"What does sensitive feelings, getting seasick, what height you are, or the first letter of your name have to do with anything?" Asked Kaoru.

"Nothing...now sit in the chair." Kaoru sat in the chair. (OH NO! It's the end of the world! She sat in the chair, he's gonna make fun of her, she's gonna get mad, and then she'll kill him and everyone else! RUN! Lets go to NASA and start a new civilization on Pluto!)

"Kaoru...she once ate her own head." (This was on Know Your Stars for All That but I'm using it differently.)

"WHAT! (Uh oh. He did it. Intercom-We have lift off in 5...4...thr-ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! New voice on intercom-You can't escape! Me-AAAAAAAAHHHHH! We're all gonna die at the hands of Kaoru! It's not fair half of us had a future ahead of us. Some old dude-Not me. Me-Cries I'm too young to die!) How did you kn-I mean how can you do that! It's impossible!"

"Not for Kim Possible!" (I couldn't resist!)

"Who's Kim Possible?"

"Kaoru...loves Sano."

"WHAT?" Shouted Kaoru and Sano.

"Why would even like that rooster head!"

"HEY!"

"Kaoru...is a lazy slack-off. She hires someone to teach for her."

"NO I DON'T! I HAVE A WITNESS TOO! Yahiko!"

"Yep she slacks-off."

"WHY YOU LITTLE! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"

"Kaoru...likes to eat bamboo."

"WHAT! PANDAS EAT BAMBOO!" Then Kaoru picked up the chair and hurled it into the stands where poor Kenshin was sitting. ((At Mhairi's house) Mhairi-YEAH! Someone got hit in the head!)

"Oro?" Then his eyes got all swirly and he fell unconscious.

Kaoru...her last name is really Himura."

'In my dreams.' "IT IS NOT!"

"Suuuuuuurrrrrre. You probably dream about it though."

"Can you read min-Yeah right!"

"Mrs. Kaoru Himura."

"SHUT UP! DON'T MAKE ME HUNT YOU DOWN AND STRANLE YOU!" (Me-Don't aggravate her more. She doesn't lie! Kaoru-SHUT UP! Me-I'M GONNA DIE!)

"Oh I'm so scared."

"GRRRR!" She then stomped off somewhere. Over the speakers you could here some things being thrown and someone being choked. A minute later Kaoru came back looking calm and happy.

"I'm the new voice!"

"That voice sounds familiar."

Then a more childish voice came over, "Me too."

"! WHY I OUTTA! YOU HAD BETTER RUN! CAUSE I KNOW MY WAY THERE AND YOU ARE GOING TO DIE!" (Can ya guess who the two are? Tell me.)

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! WE'RE GONNA DIE!"

They ran out of the room so Kaoru went back to the stage. Then all of a sudden the voice of the person she had just killed came back.

"Kaoru...she thinks her head taste good."

"NO I DON'T! And where'd you come from?"

Kikyo's voice came over the speakers, "I brought him back from hell with me!"

"Funny. I always thought he'd end up in heaven." Said Hojo. (--' IS HE THAT STUPID!)

Everyone around him scooted away in fear they might catch some weird disease. There was now a large empty circle surrounding Hojo.

"Yeaaaah...okaaaay. Anyways Kaoru thinks Miroku is cute."

"WHAT! Who would think that ed monk is cute!"

"Kaoru...she thinks Kenshin is hott."

"Well-No I don't!"

"Now you know Kaoru."

"No they don't! DON'T MAKE ME COME AND STRANGLE YOU AGAIN!"

Okay well that was Kaoru. I'm trying to decide who to do next. This is my choice so anyone who gives me a person I shall just ignore. It's my choice! I choose this time! So back off!

Thanks to:

Alanna-the-tai-youkai: Thanks. That whole part at the top about Elie, that was before I got your review.

animeluver1991: WHAT DO YA MEAN YOUR NOT SURE WHO TA PICK! Thanks for reviewing anyway.

Emily: Thanks for the review!

Bakurasgurl1989: Thanks for reviewing! Miroku? He's not a girl. And he wasn't on my list. (For certain reasons.)

KumiTsuki...(Sorry! Your name is long and I'm too tired and lazy to type it out.): Thanks for reviewing! And the vote!

Knuckles Spyro Fox Link IY Ed: Thanks for the review and vote! Why'd you add IY and Ed to your list of names for ur penname? It's just the more I have to type! But I don't mind.

sessy: Thanks for the vote and review!

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Sayonara!