7

I accuse thee of being a witch-ith...or warlock thingy. Sorry! We had this huge project that lasted 6 weeks. It was on the medieval times. We did a report (EVIL!), read a book that took place then (also EVIL!), we had groups and I was in da merchant group! At the end of the 6 weeks (Last Friday) our house (They split da grades up into 3 groups. 7-1, 7-2, 7-3. Same goes for 6th and 8th grade. 7-3 is my house.) had a medieval faire. This is something 7-3 does every year. The research is a pain in the butt but in da end it's worth. We get over 700 visitors. We have a place to make remedies, a jousting tournament, tons of booths to learn about nobility, knights, church people, peasants, entertainers, and merchants (ME!), and a place to write with a feather and ink. We had stocks where we put people for do wrong things. Like those of you who read 'The Half Demon' then you know who Chelsea is but anyway she bit our teacher twice and he put her in the stocks. (Also for the fact that he could put anyone he wanted to in the stocks because he was in charge of that.) We were also on the news! I'm now kinda sad it's over and I envy all students who get 7-3 in the years to come. I also wish them the best of luck. That's enough for now. If you want to hear more (I doubt you do but just wondering.) then give-ith me your e-mail and I will tell you more. Ignore my medieval talk. I will now let you get on with the story.

I chose who I should do! I'm gonna do Elie! Since she had no reviewers except one but that was after I typed that first part up.

Elie-Yeah!

Haru-You're not going to do it at my house again are you?

Me-No. We're holding it (Looks at clipboard.)...nowhere. There isn't a place written on the paper. I don't even have a job! No one does!

Elie-What!

Me-Look! (Hold clipboard in Elie's face.)

Elie-'Due to too much humor and insulting Hojo in your shows we have run you out of business. Signed, The Hojo fan club.' That is the most retarded thing ever!

Me-I know! Who would have a fan club for Hojo?

Elie- (Sweat drop along with everyone else.) I was talking about why they ran Know Your Stars out of business.

Kikyo-So they could get killed by a bunch of Know Your Stars fans and then get sent to Hell. So then I can bring them back to life!

Me-Your really obsessed with the whole people going to and from Hell thing aren't you?

Kikyo-Yes! (Evil laugh.)

Me-Well I guess we'll do the show right here!

Elie-Right here?

Haru-In the middle of the scorching hot desert!

Me- Yep! And I'll go find those Know Your Stars fans and then together we can kill the Hojo fan club! (Walks away with evil grin.)

Musica-She's a scary girl.

Plue-Puuuuuuuuuuu...

Disclaimer: I don't own Elie or Know Your Stars from All That.

Chapter 7

Elie

"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars..." The dude that does the voice is standing behind a curtain due to the fact that there is have no building.

"Ya know I can see where you're at?" Said Elie.

"Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain." (Wizard of Oz flashback.)

"Yeah...whatever. Just get on with it."

"Elie...likes Haru's dad."

"No I don't! And don't bring those memories! Haru's gonna cry!"

The camera goes over to Haru whose trying to contain laughter. (Haru-Why laughter? Me-I don't really know.) Then he burst out laughing.

"Okaaaaaaaaaay...I think your friend has gone mental."

"Yeah."

"Elie...thinks Plue is a mutant snowman." (Nuh uh! I think that!)

"WHAT! WHY WOULD I THINK THAT! PLUE IS DOG!"

"Elie...she thinks Haru is a complete show off."

"Of course I do...NOT!"

"Sure ya don't."

"I don't!"

"I know you know that I know that you know that I know that you know that I know that you know that you're lying."

"Huh?"

"I said 'I know you know that I know that you know that I know that you know that I know that you know that you're lying."

"Uhhh...yeah whatever dude." (AG87-MY WORD! THAT IS MY WORD! Me-Shut up! hits AG87 in head wit frying pan)

"Elie...she doesn't understand what I'm saying."

"Well yeah when you go back and forth between I know and you know I don't understand what you're saying."

"I agree." Said the audience all at once.

"Elie...she thinks Haru is hott."

"Do not."

"Elie...she thinks Griffin is her prince in shining armor."

"WHAT!"

"Why miss Elie I never knew you thought of me that way."

"I DON'T!"

"Elie...uhh...now where's that script." (Ran out of ideas.)

"You have a script?"

"Yes. You have a problem with that?"

"Nope! I'm perfectly fine with it."

"Why?"

"Cause then you can't insult me."

"Just cause I don't have a script doesn't me I can't insult you."

"Then try."

"Elie...she can't remember her past."

"--' ...Well if you pay attention I have amnesia so obviously I DON'T REMEMBER MY PAST!"

"Shut up!"

"Make me!"

"Elie...she has a big mouth."

"I do not! Do I?"

"Yes you do."

"No she doesn't!" Shouted Haru and Musica.

"Yes she does."

"No I don't!"

"Elie...uh...Hey! I found my script!"

"NO!"

"No wait. This is a blank sheet of paper."

"YES!"

"Now I found it!"

"NOOOO!" She dropped to her knees. (AG-That's what I do!)

"No. This is just a tissue."

"YES!"

"I...no wait. That's not it."

"Grr. MAKE UP YOUR MIND!" Then she took out her blasters and starts shooting innocent pedestrians. Then she shot the tank that held all the water. (Remember they're in the middle of a scorching hot desert and no water isn't very good.) It evaporated in about 5 minutes.

"NOOOOOO!" Shouted the audience.

"Opps."

"AHA! I found it!"

"Oh no."

"Elie...hey there's no more."

"YES!"

"Elie...she likes to eat cardboard."

"Huh? I don't eat cardboard."

"Sure ya don't."

"I don't! Don't make me pull out my blasters again."

"Please don't! Don't make her use her blasters again! We beg of you." Whispered the audience since they were dehydrated. They were also lying all over the ground.

"Now you know Elie..."

"NO THEY DON'T! I coming to that curtain and blasting you to bits! All they know is that you lie! Now get back here!"

Well wasn't that interesting. Sorry about the long wait. I was busy and couldn't think of anything. Hmmm...Who should I do next?

Kikyo (BURN! BURN! MUST BURN! And go back from where you came!)

Miroku

Naraku

Fluffy

And uh...Shippo?

I don't know. You pick one of these characters. Though I have a feeling I know who you want me to do. CoughFluffyCough Anyways tell me and I'll get to it.

Thanks to mmm-ramen, shadow ambience, Alanna-the-tai-youkai, shikonjewelsdarkshadow, Viperthe strange, Knuckles Spyro Fox Link Zidane, Kag-Yasha, Bakurasgurl1989, ItaiandChihiro4Ever (Kumi). And if you noticed I used no ones suggestion because well if you paid attention I said I would pick the character for this chapter! And I didn't take suggestions from anyone when I listed them for the next chapter. Those were just off the top of my head.

I have a new story I'm working on and I'm wondering if you think I should put it up now. I have I think 10 chapters and it's an Inuyasha story. Here's da summary:

They dumped the girls for other snobby, rich, popular, peppy, cheerleading girls. A wrong choice. The girls get crushed and get together with some other boys for revenge. The wrong choice. You can see where I'm going with this, right? If not then you'll just have to find out by reading.

Remember if you want to hear more about the medieval at Springfield Middle School in Holland, Ohio the give me you e-mail and I will tell you more.

8 pages. That's longer than normal. Anyways I'm going to go see 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy'. Later!

-TDA101 (a.k.a. TheDarkAngel101)