Chapter 27: Dawn into the city part II

Kakuzu and Deidara looked completely different. They actually looked human, but Deidara needed to do something about his hair, or else that is what Phire suggested.

'Deidara, cut your hair, you look like a frigging girl,' Phire told him straight out. He glared at her. Before, they had installed prosthetic arms into him, and now… his hair?

'Kakuzu, do you think my hair is bad?' Deidara asked Kakuzu. Kakuzu said 'uh huh whatever, Oo, money,' and Deidara smacked him in the head. Phire sighed.

'Kakuzu, what the hell is with you and money?' Phire muttered.

'Trust me Phire, you don't want to know,' Deidara told her. Just then, a random gang of thugs went over to Phire and glomped her 'ahem' .

'You guys are so dead,' Deidara chuckled. Kakuzu wasn't paying any attention at all, and when he looked up, he saw Phire with a sword in her hand, and blood was splashed onto her sword as she slashed the thugs. He looked to his money, but then blinked and looked back at Phire.

'Whoa, what the hell?' Kakuzu asked. She sighed.

'You don't want to'-

'They touched her breasts,' Deidara interrupted, laughing. Phire twitched, and almost slashed his prosthetic arm off.

'Sorry! Sorry! I'm a guy! What do you expect?' Deidara yelled. Phire rubbed her forehead and sighed.

'I almost forgot how perverted the city was,' she muttered as they continued. Deidara chuckled and Kakuzu just looked at Phire.

'What?' she asked. Kakuzu shook his head.

'Why would they do that, anyways?' he asked. She sighed.

'Look who's asking,' she said sarcastically. He raised an eyebrow; he never actually treated Phire like a girl, but just as a comrade and respected her. He never called her a guy, though.

'Oh, I understand,' he muttered, and continued counting the money, but then looked to her 'ahem' and raised his eyebrows. She pushed Deidara into him and just stormed off.

'Baka, you check out girls when they aren't paying attention or they are signaling you to,' Deidara whispered to him.

'I HEARD THAT!' Phire yelled. They caught up to her.

'Sorry Phire, I just, you know,' Kakuzu looked away from her, 'I never noticed, um, well, you get the idea.' Phire sighed.

'Whatever,' she muttered. Deidara laughed.

'Kakuzu, how could you not notice Phire's'-

'SHUT THE HELL UP, DEIDARA!' Phire growled, slapping him into the ground.

'Kakuzu, never get a girl mad, especially not a demon,' Deidara told Kakuzu, who continued to count the money. Deidara got up and ran over to them. Phire glared death at Deidara, and they all continued in silence.

After a while, they saw the institution that she was going to teach in. It was a very big one, and it was in a very beautiful part of the area. Deidara noticed that everybody was human.

'Oh yea, there's a barber shop nearby,' Phire told Deidara, 'you should go there.' Deidara glared at her.

'I am not going to cut my hair no matter what you say,' he growled.

An hour later

'I can't believe that I let you talk me into cutting my hair,' Deidara grumbled, his arms crossed, glaring at Phire. She smirked, and Kakuzu was laughing hysterically at Deidara's new haircut. His hair was up to his shoulders half way though, so it wasn't entirely short, but still.

'Well, you wouldn't want to lose your arms and your playboy hentai, now would you?' Phire told him, a box full of hentai magazines in her arms. Deidara twitched.

'Phire, you still owe me part of the deal,' Deidara smirked and muttered. Phire rolled her eyes.

'Fine whatever,' she muttered.

'Exactly what do you have to do, Phire?' Kakuzu asked. She sighed, and whispered it to him. After she did, he just blinked and looked at her up and down. She rolled her eyes, and Deidara chuckled.

'Deidara, you are so lucky that Itachi isn't here,' Phire muttered as they went into a Modell's shop.