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WOOHOO! (Dances around room.) I went from 82 reviews to 98 less than 24 hours! No, make that 12 hours! It makes me so happy! And now I'm at 114! I never thought I'd get this many! And the lucky 100th reviewer is...newbie#! Congratulations! Sorry but I don't have anything to give ya. I'm broke. Spent it all on manga. Heh heh heh... Anyways this calls for a celebration! So instead of our usual hectic-ness we is gonna have a party! YEAH! AND...it'll have all our former people who had lies told about them, today's guest (don't worry they'll shove her in a closet...), and the next to guests. (Kenshin and Shippo.)
Me-Welcome to the Know Your Stars 100th review party! Today we will be celebrating all the reviews I got. And all my loyal, Kikyo hating reviewers!
Hojo-Where am I? Why am I here?
Kenshin-This one knows. You are at the Know Your Stars 100th review party. You're here cause you were on the show.
Hojo-Know Your Stars? Where have I heard that before?
Me- (twitch, twitch) Okay! Don't light that closet just yet! I got someone else to join the clay pot! (Shoves Hojo in closet) NOW light it!
Everyone- (Watches closet burn. When it's done they cheer.) (Cheers)
Me-Well I wanna thank all my reviewers so I'm gonna list them. I know you know who you are but I want to list them anyway. Warning! This list will belong cause I have had 53 different reviewers. If I forget a name I'm sorry. Tell me and I'll make a list of the ones I forgot on the next chapter. Now to thank all my reviewers so far: darkwolf491, saphireinuyasha, allmysensesfail, TheLightintheDarkness, Alex, Knuckles Spyro Fox Link Zidane, AnimeWillRuleTheWorld, Alanna-the-tai-youkai, Raven the tai-youkai, Madison, Zoderella, Tippy-chan, kilnorc, dolizea, baka kitsune15, Kiwigrl89, ArcherGirl87, Bakurasgurl1989, iheartkouga, TrialChild15, sessy, inspired-fire, SomeoneInThePastOfEarth, Emily, wolffeen, Kag-Yasha, Viperthe Strange, TheSkyIsFalling, shadowed ambience, Gea, mmm-ramen, epobbp, casui, liz, reesha, aznmiko::poopykakanene;;, Inuyasha's sister, Sailor Moon Eternity, Purely Mistake, Vicky, FREE MONEY! WOOHOO, Yuni X-2, Anon, Crystalfire92, anonymous???, Silverblack Dragon, newbie#, Jakie Kat, swimmer4life1390, Forbidden Miko, and KIKYO HATER. Phew...That took awhile.
Elie- (walks up to me eating cake and ice cream.)
Me-Where'd ya get that? Cause I don't remember anybody getting cake.
Elie-It was just on the table. I think it's from Kikyo.
Me-AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Get that evil cake away from me! (Go grabs a trash bag, shoves all cake and ice cream into bag, ties bag, then lights it with matches.) You can't trick me Kikyo! I know you were trying to kill us!
Everyone else- (starts coughing)
Kikyo- (Comes out of hell hole) I suggest you should start before they die and their owners come and hunt you down.
Me-Ah! Save me! (Hides behind Kikyo) AH! I touched her! I'm gonna die!
Kikyo-I would start before they die.
Me-Fine. Today KYS is be in a meadow full of pretty flowers, butterflies, and little, white, fluffy bunnies.
Kikyo-You're doing this on purpose aren't you.
Me-Why whatever are you talking about? (Laughs nervously.)
Kikyo-You know I loath all living things. And besides you forgot the squirrels.
Me-Squirrels no. Chipmunk's maybe. No squirrel's cause they are plotting to take over the world. (They are!) They are EVIIIIIIIIIIILLLLL!
Kikyo-That's why I like them.
Me-Then go live with them. (I can imagine it now. Kikyo jumping from tree branch to tree branch, searching for nuts, and doing other squirrelly squirrel things.)
Kikyo-Start or I will !
Me-Okay okay. Ya don't have to get all mad.
Disclaimer: I don't own KYS. And I don't own Kikyo from Inuyasha and I never will own her! She's one of the few people Rumiko can keep.
Chapter 8 Kikyo"Know your stars, know your stars, know your clay pots…"
"Was that an insult?"
"Uh…yes?"
"…"
"Claypot?"
"Yes?"
"You're supposed to get mad."
"Emotions are meaning less to me."
"Okay…as I was saying, Claypot...killed her own lover."
"Claypot...secretly likes Fluffy."
"Who the heck is Fluffy?"
Fluffy starts fuming. (Thanks for both ideas casui!)
"Kikyo...she loves little white fluffy bunnies."
The little white fluffy bunnies are clinging to her. "No...(shakes off bunnies) I don't. (shoots bunny with arrow. (She killed a bunny! Lets attack!)) I loath living creatures!"
"Suuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrre. Then why are you a part of the bunny lovers society?"
"I am not a part of any society."
"You're also in the gardening club."
"Gardening club?"
"Kikyo...she own 2 acres (I don't know how big that is.) of land that are filled with flowers she planted."
"So that explains the gardening club. But I'm not in any of these clubs of which you speak."
"Kikyo...the bunny on her leg is her pet."
"What?" Then she looked at her leg to see a little baby bunny clinging to her leg.
The bunny looked up at her with big, moist eyes (kinda like the eyes on the puppy dog face.) and said, "I wuv you." In a sweet little high pitched voice. (Awwwwww!)
"Get off of me cotton butt." Then she kicked the baby bunny and he went flying into the back wall above the audience. ((Stops 'aw'ing.) (cries) That poor little bunny! Waaaaaaaaa!)
The entire audience gasped as he slid down the wall and into Sakura's arms. Her and the entire audience turned to Kikyo with an evil glare. Then they formed a group and disgusted ways to get rid of Kikyo. (Don't worry they'll attack by the end of this.) As they did this the voice continued.
"Kikyo...inside she wishes she hadn't kicked the little baby bunny into the wall."
"I do not. I wish it had died."
The audience heard this and stopped their evil plotting. They turned to her and glared daggers at her.
"It's true."
"We'll get you." Said Meilin. Then they continued.
"Kikyo...slept with Miroku." (Thanks Viperthe strange)
"I did not sleep with that monk."
The audience stops plotting (again) and watch as Sango beats the crap out of Miroku. After about five minutes they continued plotting while leaving Miroku to his doom. (In other words they continued as Sango kept beating Miroku.)
"Kikyo...has never taken a bath."
"Yes I have!"
"No you haven't! You stink!"
"Do not!"
"Do too!"
"Do not!"
"Do too!"
"Do not!"
"Do too time infinity! So there!"
"Grrrr..."
"Kikyo...she-" The voice was cut off by an "Aha!" made by the audience. "What is it?"
"We've figured it out! Kikyo didn't mean all those things! You brainwashed her!"
"How would I do that?"
"Good point." Said Chrono. (Chrono form Chrono Crusade)
"Okay!" Shouted Ms. Yukari (She's the teacher from Azumanga Daioh.), "Tomo! You lead this half of the group to the voice! The rest of you can go after Kikyo!"
"Yes ma'am!" Saluted Tomo.
"Oh brother." Sighed Yomi, "We're being lead by an idiot."
"At least she's leading us there, right?" Asked Chiyo-chan.
"Well she was. Until we passed the room where his is." (Okay I just realized I'm rambling so I'm gonna stop and get back to the really story.)
"Kikyo...she's really just a bunch of ashes and dirt."
"..."
"Can't think of a come back?"
"No. It's true."
"(gasps)" Gasped the audience or the group trying to kill Kikyo.
"What? You all know it!"
"You're right." Said Kagome.
"Now you know Kikyo, the bunny lov-"
"Hey you!" Yelled Tomo.
Well I think you know what happens. If you don't it's simple, really. The killed Kikyo or whatever you do to an already dead person and the voice escaped.
Okay well the next person is...uh...can anybody tell me cause I forgot. I think it was Shippo but I also think there was someone before him...oh now I remember! It's Kenshin! Give me ideas! I don't have any!
Thanks to all of my reviewers:
Chappy 10-ArcherGirl87 (4 Freaking times! Once logged in), Kag-Yasha, The Violent Tomboy, epobbp, Alanna-the-tai-youkai, Silverblack Dragon???, Crystalfire92(Your name reminds me of my friend, that I haven't seen for almost a year, cause her name is Crystal.), Anon., FREE MONEY! WOOHOO, SomeoneInThePastOfEarth, Viperthe Strange, casui.
All the other chapters-Inuyashaphr33k (ya know I think you're the only person here who likes Kikyo. But don't feel bad and I don't mind if you like her I just don't.), newbie#?(100th reviewer!), anonymous, YuniX-2, Vicky, Purely Mistake, Sailor Moon Eternity, KIKYO HATER.
To all of you! - After leaving a review go to my profile and read my new story for Azumanga Daioh (If you've never heard of then ya don't have to.) 'Just a Bunch of Dribble Drabbles'. It's like the title says.
I'm HAPPY! Ya wanna know why! Cause ONE month from today is my BIRTHDAY! Which is July 28th. WEEEEEE! But ya wanna know what's creepy? My boyfriend's birthday August 28th! It's so creepy! And you'll have to wait till July 28th to find out how old I am cause I'm gonna update that day.
Um...Well On July 18 I'm going to visit my aunt in California, and me and my friend hope to see each other cause she lives here in Ohio but spends all summer in CA, and I'll be gone for a little while. But I will be back before my b-day so you will know how old I will be.
I want to tell ya'll something. I hate the hit counter! It shows who reads your story, I know, but it also shows that so many people read your story but never leave a review. It makes me mad! So if you're one of those people who read my stories but don't leave a review...leave a review or don't read my story! It's just so annoying to know people read your story but don't review.
Well I must go!
Review? Please!