Chapter 28: Dawn into the city, part III
'Phire, come out of the bathroom already!' Deidara yelled. A lot of girls looked at Deidara weird. They were at the beach that was a few miles away.
'I can't believe that I had to carry out part of the deal; I thought you'd forget!' Phire yelled. Deidara smirked.
'This is an unforgettable thing; besides, I have a camera, so I get to show Itachi; how glad will he be! Not that he hasn't seen you like it, though,' Deidara yelled, laughing. Phire growled and came out, blushing. She was wearing a two-piece bathing suit! It was a very exposing one, by the way. Kakuzu was counting the money, but when Phire was in the corner of his eye, he stopped and looked at her, and his mouth dropped wide open.
'Holy shit,' he muttered, his eyes wide. Deidara put his arm around her shoulders.
'It isn't that bad, now is it?' he whispered to her, laughing. She sighed. They were in bathing trunks, but they weren't bad.
'Hey cute body builder!' a girl yelled to Kakuzu. His muscles were bulging out, as he had worked out some time ago. He blinked.
'Uh,' he stuttered, and then went over to Phire.
'What?' she asked.
'Did that human call me cute?' he whispered to her. She smirked and nodded. He blushed, and hid behind Phire. A lot of guys were "looking" at Phire, and she looked down, blushing. Deidara went in front of her.
'She's taken,' he yelled.
'Aw, crap,' they all muttered, leaving. Phire smiled a little.
'Arigato,' she muttered. He smiled, and "looked" at her 'ahem'. She rolled her eyes.
'C'mon, let's go already,' she told them. As they went, they heard whispers about someone who would hurt others badly. Phire went to see who it was, but first borrowed Deidara's Akatsuki uniform; she didn't have her own, or else she may have lost it.
'I wonder who they are talking about,' Phire telepathically told Deidara. He shrugged. Just then, Deidara thought to himself.
'Phire, it's your boyfriend,' he thought as Itachi approached Phire. She blinked, and glared at Itachi.
'Why the hell did you come?' she asked him, but then noticed that he was wearing hot blue jeans, along with a muscle tee. He glared at her and took off her Akatsuki uniform, just to put it back on her.
'Since when did the likes of you wear exposing clothes?' he asked her. She wondered.
'Um, I had gone to the beach, and this was the only thing that was my size,' she told him. He raised an eyebrow.
'Where are Deidara and Kakuzu?' he asked. He knew that Deidara and Kakuzu were with her.
'At the beach,' she told him. He wondered for a moment.
'Where are your clothes?' he asked. She sighed, because she couldn't tell him that some guys took some of them.
'I sort of… forgot them in the shop; I came out like this,' she lied, but he partially bought it; besides, it was somewhat true; she did forget some of her clothes in the shop.
'Uh huh,' he said. 'Not like you one bit,' he added in. She sighed. Just then, Deidara and Kakuzu ran over to them.
'Itachi, what are you doing here?' Deidara asked, gulping. Kakuzu continued to count the money. Itachi raised an eyebrow when he saw Deidara's haircut.
'You told us that you would never cut your hair,' Itachi told him. 'Let me guess; if Phire wore a bikini to the beach, you would cut your hair, right?' he said, glaring at Phire indirectly. She looked away from him, and Deidara gulped.
'Well,' he started, but then sighed, 'I think you get the idea.' Itachi rolled his eyes, and then grabbed Phire's wrist; why, she was about to run away.
'And where do you think you're going?' he asked, pulling her towards him, a kunai to her throat. She sighed, tilted her head up, and just breathed. Her hands tried to get his off of hers, but it wouldn't work; she didn't have the energy, and didn't really care.
'Nowhere,' she muttered. Itachi looked down (cough down cough her cough uniform cough), and then looked at Phire.
'If you wanted a bathing suit, you could have just asked me to get one for you, you know,' he told her, letting go. She nodded, and Deidara raised an eyebrow.
'Why you be mean?' he asked. Itachi rolled his eyes, and Phire sighed.
'That's how he shows affection,' Phire telepathically told Deidara. He was as confused as ever.
'Amazing,' he thought. Kakuzu stopped counting his money.
'Phire, shouldn't you get some new clothes?' he asked all of a sudden. She smiled.
'You stopped counting the money,' she told him. Deidara gasped, and Itachi raised an eyebrow. Kakuzu looked down.
'Oh well, uh, I just noticed that you were wearing Deidara's uniform; you never wear the uniform, and I just remembered that you had barely anything underneath,' he explained. Itachi glared at Kakuzu, and Kakuzu pulled a sleeve up, revealing his muscles. Phire came into the "conversation" and interrupted.
'Itachi, I like your new look; your much hotter, I mean, uh,' Phire told Itachi, and then stuttered, blushing. He raised an eyebrow, and Deidara coughed purposely. Kakuzu just kept counting his money again.
'Let's find a hotel,' Deidara said out of nowhere. They nodded, and Phire led them to a very expensive 5-star version of Holiday Inn after buying some clothes for herself.