Okay. Sorry for the wait. It's just no one seemed to help (except my friend.) with the ideas so I had to come up with most on my own. Oh and if you haven't already please read my story Right and Wrong Choices. I update it more though for the simple fact that it's already written I just have to type it. And sorry about any typo's or anything last chapter. I normally don't make that many so I don't read over. But I did before posting this up so don't worry!

Me-Well I'm sorry to say that the audience did not kill Kikyo. Though she will die this chapter! Bwahahahahahaha- (looks at readers) Sorry. Just caught up in the moment. We will now go back to our usual hectic-ness. Last time...(Goes to chapter 7) Ah yes. Sierra got mad cause she thought I did something to her Fluffy. (She was not happy when I told her about your review Viperthe Strange.) Then I fainted so she called Josh and told him to take over the show for a while. Then I woke up and wouldn't let her but he was already on his way over.

Sierra-I was joking.

Josh-Boo!

Me-AHHHHHH! Stop doing that! Why are you here anyway?

Josh-Sierra said you fainted and needed someone to run the show.

Me-Yes I fainted but woke up and-'!' (Turns to Sierra.) YOU! (Points to her) You lied!

Sierra-Well if Josh hadn't interrupted I was saying I was joking...NOT!. But he had to interrupt.

Mhairi- (comes from behind tree.) (Speaks into mike) Anime to cheese. Anime to cheese. I have found the targets.

'Cheese' (Chelsea. She's obsessed with cheese so the name fits.) – (Comes from behind same tree.)

Me-Oh great. It's stalker and her minion.

Mhairi-Hey! It's SPY!

Me-Yeah, yeah, whatever.

Kenshin-Who are you? (Incase you're wondering all this happened outside in front of the dojo or whatever the place is.)

Me-I'mheretostealthecopyright!

Every1-WHAT!

Me-Eh he he...did I say steal the copyright?

Every1- (nods.)

Me-I meant uh...bye! (Turns around and runs off)

Sierra-Get back here! (Chases after me and a minute later everyone else follows...except for Kenshin.)

Disclaimer: I Don't own Rurouni Kenshin.

Chapter 12

Kenshin

"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…"

"Kenshin...really hates the Meiji government and wishes that another war would break out..."

"This one does not wish such a horrible thing to happen. That is what Shishio wants." (Thanks Mhairi...I...I mean AG87!)

"Kenshin...really likes Yahiko's girlfriend."

"Girlfriend? Yahiko doesn't have a-ohhhh! You mean Subame."

"Yes?"

"This one does not like little Yahiko's girlfriend." (I couldn't resist! Remember Subame called him Little Yahiko.)

"Hey! Don't call me little and she's not my girlfriend!" Yahiko shouted.

"Kenshin...his hair is on fire."

"No it's not."

"Then why is it red?"

"It was born that way!"

"Suuuuurrre it was. Then why is it burning?"

No, it is-AH! MY HEAD'S ON FIRE!"

Then the sprinkler system went off. (Thanks Alanna-the-tai-youkai! )

"Kenshin...he-"

"Look! There she is!" Shouted Meilin, as she ran back stage. She then caught Kikyo. Then they all burned her. (Kikyo haters cheer!) (Sorry Inuyashaphr33k!)

"Now...were was I? Oh yes. Kenshin...he can't wait for another war to start."

"I do not! That's what Shishio wishes!"

"Suuuuuuurrrrre he does."

"I do!" Shouted Shishio, standing up in the audience.

"Well you're a loser!"

"What did you say!"

"Loser, loser, loser! Loser, loser, loser!"

"Why I outta!"

"Kenshin...he's glad Soujiro killed Okubo..." (ArcherGirl87)

"WHAT! I HATE Soujiro for killing lord Okubo!" (AG87)

"Rrriiiigggghhhttt...and my part-time job is being the Easter Bunny..." (AG87)

(Mhairi (from somewhere behind a tree with Chelsea)- I KNEW IT! (Pulls out a photo she took at Easter. The voice is dressed up in an Easter bunny costume putting an egg in the backyard) THAT FREAK! HE PUT A ROTTEN EGG UNDER MY PILLOW! Revenge shall be mine! Chelsea- (looking at photo) The butt of the costume is ripped. The announcer wear's boxers, not briefs.) (AG87)

"Kenshin... He thinks Yumi is hotter than Kaoru..."

"ORO! She's ugly!" (AG87)

"How dare you call me ugly! Hmph." Then she walked away.

"Kenshin...Is cheating on Kaoru with Kamatari..."

"WHAT?" Shouted Kenshin and Kaoru.

"Is this true Kenshin?" Asked Kaoru

"Of course not! Why would I like Kamatari? He can't decide if he's a girl or a guy!"

"He's right. He doesn't like me and I don't like him. Now I'll be going now..." (Takes giant scythe and leaves)

"Umm...okay...does anybody know where he's going?"

"Who cares, at least he's gone. AND NOW I CAN PLOT MY REVENGE AGAINST HIM! HE'LL WISH HE NEVER FLASHED ME!" Shouted Misao. (Many peoples stare) "What?"

"...Nothing." Replied the audience. (From where I last typed AG87 was all AG87.)

"Kaoru...-"

"I thought this was about me?"

"Stop trying to take all the attention for yourself."

"Oro?"

"And quite with that...that Oro thing! It bugs me! And you are so lazy! I have to do all the housework around here! I hate you!"

O.O was the look on everyone's face.

"What do you mean?" Asked Kenshin, "I am not lazy. I do, do housework but never with you. And I pretty sure this isn't a house."

"Liar. You're so lazy and all you ever do is drink with the guys!"

"Uhhhhhhh...Oro? I'm scared. I think I'll leave now." Then he ran out the doors.

"Get back here! I'm not finished with you!"

A few hours later...

It took lots of persuading to get Kenshin to come back but the staff finally did it. Now Kenshin is back in the chair.

"Kenshin...he wishes to become Battosai once more."

"I do not wish to kill anymore."

"Suuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrre...just as I wish to become the supreme ruler of the universe."

"You really wish that don't you?"

"Uhhhhh...PLEASE DON'T TELL ANYBODY!"

"This one wishes to leave and never return." Then he ran out the doors...again.

"Hey! Come back! I still have more lies to tell!"

"Sorry. But we have to go over this supreme ruler of the universe thing again." Said a staff member.
"But I don't want to! Is it so wrong to have those kinds of dreams?"

"Yes."

"Why?"

"Do you like your job?"

"Yes."

"Do you want to keep your job?"

"Yes."

"That's why."

"Ohhhhhhhh…"

"Hey! You know we can here ya right!" Shouted Yahiko.

"Hey, Sakura?" Asked Touya, "How's the rabbit doing?"

"Great! Though it wants to get revenge on Kikyo." Said Sakura sweat dropping.

"Well at least it's better. We should go look for Kenshin."

I think this is my longest chapter yet! Yeah for me! I hope I spelled Battosai right. Well next is Shippo. Then I'll do hmmmmm...why don't you choose. Let's see...

Hmmmm...How about Rosette form Chrono Crusade

Zoey/Ichigo from Mew Mew Power/Tokyo Mew Mew (If ya chose this chose which it should be. Anime or manga?)

Ummmmm...Syaoran from CCS

Or Starfire from Teen Titans?

When ya pick give me some ideas too! And maybe a few for Shippo!

This will probably be the last update for this. I might be able to get Shippo up before I leave for California for a week since I have already been given ideas from past votes and some were confused about who was next. (You all thought I meant the end of KYS didn't you?) But if I don't get Shippo up I'll work on it on the plane along with some other stories and it'll be up, hopefully, on July 28th. (My b-day! Tee he.) It's about the only thing to do from a 5-hour flight there and a 5-hour flight back.

I feel so unloved. I think about two people wished me a happy birthday. I mean I can understand if you were gonna wait till my actually b-day but still. It makes me feel so unloved! But my friend rocks cause she sent me a 'happy-next-month's-your-birthday' e-mail. But I don't care but if you don't wish me a happy birthday on my b-day I'll be very depressed. And I'm updating that day too by the way!

Thanks to:

lyndsey-sama- Sorry! I just don't like her. She's evil and dead! And Kagome's nicer to Inuyasha. I hope you don't think I'm trying to be mean cause I'm not. Please keep reviewing!

epobbp-Thanks! Even if it's one word! Keep reviewing!

Anon.-Yeah! It's funny! Hopefully this was funny too! Keep reviewing!

darkwolf491-I'm still writing! And did ya get my e-mail? Well keep reviewing!

KIKYO HATER-I hope Kenshin was funny. My friend gave me most of the ideas so yeah. You sound like my friend. She gets sugar high. And it scares us all. Thanks for reviewing!

aznmiko- Well I hope ya had a happy birthday! I think you're the only one who wished me a happy birthday. Keep reviewing!

WolfprincessKaida-Ya wanna see Hojo scary go read 'A Summer's Vacation' I read it cause one of my other reviewers said too. It's really funny! Keep reviewing!

Freedom and Justice- Yes, Kikyo should go to hell. And Maybe I will do Rosette. Who knows? Keep reviewing!

Inuyashaphr33k-You sound like this kid from my school. He says Shippo is a girl squirrel. Hey that rhymed! Thanks for reviewing!

Alanna-the-tai-youkai-Thanks for the idea! And I think Raven the tai-youkai reviewed on chapter 2 after you did.

ArcherGirl87-Yeah. IF we ever hang out while I'm there. And thanks for the review. I'm glad you think it's funny!

casui-Thanks for the happy birthday! Do you like making the guys gay? You seem to do that a lot. Well keep reviewing!

SomeoneInThePastOfEarth-I did that! I updated! Yeah for me! Keep reviewing!

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And then go read my poem 'Forever' and leave a review! Plz!

-TheDarkAngel101 (A.K.A. TDA101)