Chapter 29: The mini-"Chronicle" of Holiday Inn; the dudes, the demon, and the pizza

'We'd like 2 rooms, please,' Phire told the cashier. The cashier looked strangely at Phire, as she was with 3 guys.

'Which one are you rooming with?' the cashier asked. Phire rolled her eyes.

'They are all getting one room; I'm getting my own room,' Phire told them. The three guys glared at Phire, who had an evil smirk on her face (slightly), and the guy blinked.

'They're gay?' he asked her. She nodded, and the three restrained beating up Phire as much as possible. As the cashier gave Phire 4 keys (2 for each room), she ran up the stairs as quick as possible, and started laughing.

'WE'RE NOT GAY!' Deidara and Kakuzu yelled at her. Itachi caught her and head locked her until she was at the brink of death, and then let go.

'It was a joke, jeez,' Phire coughed, rubbing her throat. 'Besides, Itachi, you're rooming with me; the other two are rooming together,' she added in. Itachi sighed in relief, and the other two backed away from each other, and Deidara grabbed onto her legs and begged her to get him a separate room.

'I don't have that much money,' she told him. Kakuzu looked up when she said money.

'Money, where?' he asked. Everybody sweat dropped, and Phire flicked Deidara off. Itachi and Phire went to their room.

'Room 413 is our room,' Phire said before going into the room. Deidara and Kakuzu's room was next to theirs, unfortunately.

'Room 414,' Deidara grumbled, opening the door. When they got in, Deidara widened his eyes, shook Kakuzu to look, and they looked at each other, and screamed.

'PHIRE!' they yelled, banging on Rm. 413. Phire was doing some research on the computer that was in the room, and Itachi was practicing his sharingan by watching TV and making the pretty ponies on the TV go into hell, or something like that.

'Would they stop banging?' Itachi grumbled, punching the door down before Phire could stop him. The door landed on Deidara and Kakuzu, and you could see their arms twitching.

'Would you fix the door? We'll be suspicious,' Phire growled at Itachi. He nodded, and used chakra to fix the hinges of the door. Deidara and Kakuzu got up, and the door was shut again. They kept banging on the door.

'PHIRE! OPEN THE FRIGGIN DOOR!' Deidara yelled. Itachi stopped, turned around, opened the door, and put them into Tsukiyomi and tortured them like what he did to Kakashi a while ago.

'Oh boy,' Phire sighed, and then used Chimanako to stop Itachi. Deidara blinked, and then grabbed Phire by the collar and started yelling.

'WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US THAT THERE WOULD ONLY BE ONE BED!' Deidara was yelling, and Kakuzu was behind him, counting money again. Phire started laughing.

'Why are you laughing? TELL ME!' Deidara yelled, shaking Phire. Itachi smirked a little.

'Because you made me wear a two piece bathing suit; I had to get revenge, you know,' she told him. Deidara let go of her collar, and blinked.

'WHAT! JUST FOR THAT! PHIRE, YOU'RE CRAZY! AT LEAST YOU'RE SLEEPING WITH SOMEONE THAT IS THE OPPOSITE GENDER!' Deidara continued yelling. Phire started giggling, and Itachi pushed Deidara and Kakuzu outside.

'Too bad; why not sleep on the floor, then?' Itachi suggested, but the two were yelling their heads off to hear.

'This is going to be interesting,' Phire whispered to Itachi. He smirked a little, and then grabbed Phire by the waist and threw her onto the bed. She laughed, and well, they uh, well, you get the point, right?

It was 11 p.m. Phire and Itachi were still cough cough , but Deidara and Kakuzu were up watching TV, sitting away from each other.

'Deidara-san, I'm feeling tired,' Kakuzu yawned, starting to lie down. Deidara was also feeling drowsy, but had to stay up; he didn't want to sleep with another guy!

'Stay up, you idiot,' Deidara bonked him on the head with a pack of money. 'Here, this will keep you up.' Kakuzu immediately got out of his sleepy state and was counting money. Deidara was watching Family Guy on the TV.

'Heh, we're going to stay up all night,' Deidara muttered.

1 a.m.

The doorbell rang, but neither Deidara nor Kakuzu got it. The door just opened magically, and when the cashier went inside, he saw two people sleeping together, a blonde haired guy's arm around the waist of the other dude with money all over him, but the money guy hugging the other one.

'YOU GUYS ARE GAY! SO AM I! LET ME JOIN!' the guy jumped into the bed, and Deidara woke up, and started beating up the cashier, creating a ruckus. Somehow, Kakuzu was still sleeping, and he kept feeling Deidara's leg. Even though Deidara beat up both of them, Kakuzu was still asleep. Just then, someone came through the door, and there was a flash, and Kakuzu woke up.

'It wasn't me! Tobi was the idiot!' Kakuzu yelled, but then blinked. He had one hand on Deidara's thigh and the other feeling the cashier's ass.

'Heh, I knew you guys had something for each other,' Phire muttered. Deidara finally threw the cashier out the window, and then pushed Phire to the wall, and was closer to her than he should've been. Kakuzu went back to sleep, hugging a teddy bear.

'Deidara, I love you! Marry me!' the cashier falling out of the window screamed before hitting his head against a car. Deidara twitched.

'I… hate you,' Deidara growled at Phire, his hand at her waist. She raised an eyebrow.

'What are you trying to do, hit on me?' she asked. He panted, glaring at her, and just let go. Just then, Phire teleported back to her room, and Itachi came into the room, torturing Deidara with Tsukiyomi (Mangekyou Sharingan).

'Don't you dare go near her like that,' he growled after leaving Deidara on the floor, nearly dying. Kakuzu started sleepwalking, and lay on the ground next to Deidara and hugged him.

'Money... Teddy bear, don't leave me,' he kept muttering in his sleep. Deidara sighed.

'Why me?' he thought, trying to push Kakuzu off, but then after a while, around 2, just fell back to sleep, holding Kakuzu like a teddy bear would…