Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto but I have temporarily stolen Kakashi. -huggles him- Bwahahahahah… Kishimoto sensei… please don't kill me.

The Princess and the Rogue – His and her fairytale

I love Kakashi – normal

I love Asuma – Kurenai thinking (italics)

I love Kurenai – Asuma thinking (bold)

Yay! Ramen with Hinata! – Naruto thinking (bold with italics)

Chapter 14 – Confusion ensues

"Anko, I think we've got the wrong person here…" said Ibiki.

"We got the person who tried to rescue the princess though," replied Anko.

"But, that would mean that the prophecy would be – "

"Ibiki, I love you, have I told you that?"

"THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE CURRENT SITUATION WHATSOEVER!"

"Jeez, just trying to get you to lighten up a bit Ibiki."

They had exited the tower from a tunnel underneath the ground which only the two named Anko and Ibiki knew about. Now, Hinata and Kurenai were sitting in a room. Waiting. For the King and Queen. What for, they had no clue. Finally with an announcement from the chamberlain, the King and Queen came out.

"My, my finally, we'll see who the…" began the Queen. "Anko, Ibiki, did you get the right person?"

"She was the one who went in to save the princess," replied Anko.

"But… it… strange…" muttered the Queen.

"But – " began Hinata.

"Young lady, did you try to save the princess tonight?" asked the King.

"Yes… but – "

"Oh my…" said the Queen.

"IS THAT ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY? OH MY?" yelled the King. "The prophecy said – "

"Well… maybe we should let her be happy?"

"Um… mom? Dad? Wha – "

By now, the King was near tears as he buried his face in his hands. The Queen came towards Kurenai.

"My daughter dearest… we're happy that you've found the person whom you dearly love…" said the Queen.

What? How did they know about Asuma?

"…we're glad that you're happy…" she continued. "Even if this… relationship would label you as a lesbian pedophile."

"WHAT?" yelled Kurenai. "Since when am I a lesbian pedophile?"

"There's nothing wrong with swinging that way… and she's not that much younger than you," answered the Queen as she put a hand on Hinata's shoulder.

"That's not – " began Hinata.

"Your majesties," announced a guard.

"Now now, it's perfectly all right," said the Queen.

"Your majesties," announced the guard again.

"Was that old hag confused?" muttered the King to himself.

"Your majesties."

"STOP JUMPING TO STUID CONCLUSIONS!" yelled Kurenai.

"Your majesties."

"KURENAI!" came a voice at the back of the room.

"WHAT?" she yelled back. She was getting tired of this stupidity.

"Your majesties," began the guard again. "There is a young man at the back of the room requesting to see the princess."

"So she's not a lesbian pedophile?" inquired the King.

"SINCE WHEN DID I BECOME ONE IN THE FIRST PLACE?"

"Yeah, since when did you become a lesbian pedophile Kurenai?" asked a familiar voice behind her.

"Asuma!" she cried.

"Those guards are easy to slip past your majesty," said Asuma as he wrapped his arms around Kurenai. "I missed you."

"HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! The princess is cheating on you little girl!" yelled Anko from across the room. Her cheeks were red and she didn't seem to be walking properly.

"Um… sorry… she's a bit drunk at the moment. Forgive her," said Ibiki as he dragged her out of the room.

"WOULD SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT ON EARTH IS HAPPENING?" yelled Hinata. Everyone stared at the young girl.

"Never knew you had such a loud voice Hinata…" said Asuma. "Well, someone has brought us to our senses. Would your majesties care to explain everything to your ignorant subjects… and your daughter before any other ridiculous comments are spoken?"

"I guess it's time to explain," said the Queen.

"Yes indeed," replied the King.

As they all settled themselves comfortable, the King began to speak.

"When Kurenai was born…"

TBC…

I will update soon. I promise. The story will end in a chapter or two.