TITLE: Fun in Atlantis
RATING: G/K
SUMMARY: What do the residents of the Lost City do in their spare time (besides make fun of McKay)? Find out what happens when someone decides to start a bulletin board for Atlantis activities…psychic networks, needlepoint, and bagpiping ensue.
GENRE: Humor
A/N: So I got the idea for this when I was wondering what the folks in Atlantis do in their off-duty hours...spoilers are for Season 1 and the beginning of Season 2; I haven't actually seen any of the episodes from Grace under Pressure onward, so DON'T spoil it for me! Hope you enjoy. All reviews appreciated.
Want to learn ATHOSIAN STICKFIGHTING?
It's the third most popular form of exercise in the Pegasus Galaxy!(1) Athosian stickfighting, also known as 'sparring', can help you:
--Develop a toned, sleek body (covered with lots of attractive bruises)
--Relieve stress, sexual tension, and/or enzyme withdrawal
--Let off some steam after a long day of saving the galaxy
--Defend yourself from the Wraith, should they ever attack you with sticks
We meet twice weekly in the Atlantis gym. Please bring your own sweat towel and industrial-strength pain reliever; sticks will be provided. NOTE: Please consult with Dr. Beckett before starting any exercise regimen, especially if you are currently turning into a horny Wraith. For more information, contact instructors Teyla Emmagen or Ronon Dex.
(1)The most popular form of exercise is fleeing from the Wraith. Second is Pilates.