TITLE: Fun in Atlantis
RATING: G/K
SUMMARY: What do the residents of the Lost City do in their spare time (besides make fun of McKay)? Find out what happens when someone decides to start a bulletin board for Atlantis activities…psychic networks, needlepoint, and bagpiping ensue.
GENRE: Humor
Cooking with Charin
If you'd like to try some authentic Athosian cuisine, then this is for you. The beloved 'Naquata Chef' of Athos will teach students how to make tuttle-root soup, squid-eye stew, Wraith-blood borscht, and triple-distilled Athosian whiskey(1), among other dishes. She will also recount traditional Athosian stories and drinking songs, including "The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered" and "Bottle of Smoke".
(1)For advanced cooks only.
SPECIAL GUEST LECTURE
Chaya, the Priestess of Athar, reveals her Secrets to Ascension! During her lecture, you will:
Learn how meditation can become the key to enlightenment—and to better health! Discover the advantages of being made entirely of energy, such as never having to worry about your hair.
Get in touch with your spiritual side.
Find out how ascending to a higher state of being can improve your love life!
Date: TBA (following confirmation by Athar)
A/N: Song references in this chapter are from the great Terry Pratchett and the Pogues, respectively. Review, s'il vous plaît!