TITLE: Fun in Atlantis

RATING: G/K

SUMMARY: What do the residents of the Lost City do in their spare time (besides make fun of McKay)? Find out what happens when someone decides to start a bulletin board for Atlantis activities…psychic networks, needlepoint, and bagpiping ensue.

GENRE: Humor

A/N: Thanks to Sazzy1234 for the idea! See people, good things happen when you review...it's called karma.

"Slimy girls" reference is to the club in the hilarious comic strip Calvin & Hobbes.


Guys' Poker Night (No slimy girls allowed)

There's a reason why it's called Texas Stud. Practice the manly art of gambling while enjoying a fine Cuban cigar (don't ask me how Zelenka gets a hold of them). Brush up on your bluffing for when you might really need it…say, when you're facing down a crowd of angry villagers who think that ZPM is a religious relic and/or fertility icon. Eat potato chips, drink beer, and belch as often as you like. We meet Wednesday nights at ten in the rec room.

Co-sponsored by Major Lorne and Lieut. Col. Sheppard