TITLE: Fun in Atlantis
RATING: G/K
SUMMARY: What do the residents of the Lost City do in their spare time (besides make fun of McKay)? Find out what happens when someone decides to start a bulletin board for Atlantis activities…psychic networks, needlepoint, and bagpiping ensue.
GENRE: Humor
DISCLAIMER: This show and its characters belong to the SciFi Channel and the writers...but at least we can play with them.
A/N: Due to popular acclaim and pleading for more, I'm posting a couple more chapters before I go do homework. Thanks especially to Seanait for all of your enthusiastic posts! Remember, more reviews mean more chapters!
Flying Lessons
ATLANTIS NEEDS MORE JUMPER PILOTS! (Rodney and Dr. Beckett don't count.)
Lieut. Col. John Sheppard will teach you the basics of flying a Puddle Jumper, including lessons on crash-landing, using scanning sensors, parallel parking, avoiding Wraith fire, returning Wraith fire, and fixing a damaged ship in under 38 minutes. Will also teach students how to retake your jumper if desperate convicts, the Genii, and/or a stranded badass Wraith have captured it. Special lesson on flying a Wraith Dart for more advanced pilots.
Only bearers of the Ancient gene need apply.