This was written doring one of my "Eheheee i'm high offa twinkieeesss..." moments
Chapter 1: This is War! Rawr!
A clawed hand pulled on a rope connected to a bell outside of Naruto's home. The loud "ding" that followed covered up sounds of snickering. Kiba hid himself in a nearby tree, Akamaru safely tucked in his jacket. With an amused smile he watched the scene unfold below him.
"Who is iiiitttt?" He heard Naruto ask in a high pitched sing-songey voice. Without even waiting for an answer (not that he would've gotten one anyway...) he flung open his door. "Yeeeesssss-AHHHH! FIRE! FIRE!" Naruto stamped on the flaming ball on his doorstep, but since he was wearing sandals the fire burnt his toes so he sort of did this weird hopping thing where he tried not to burn his feet and put out the fire at the same time, but since gravity existed, it didn't really didn't work so he just looked stupid.
"Look at him dance, Akamaru! Haha!" Kiba laughed openly, not really caring if he was heard anymore. The deed was done.
Once the fire was out Naruto glared up at Kiba, who was struggling to keep himself in the tree. He paused, looked down at Naruto, then broke out into a fresh wave of laughter. "HAHAHAHA... Hoo..." snort. "HAHA!"
"ARRGH KIBA!" Naruto pointed at the prankster, ready to let loose a barrage of insults and threats when he looked down at his feet. "What the hell! SHIT! AHH, SHIT! SHIIITTTT!" He screamed repeatedly upon realization that he stepped on a flaming bag of poo.
"AHAHAHA!" Kiba wiped the tears from his eyes. This was priceless.
"Aroo..." Akamaru wriggled in the jacked self consciously. It was bad enough when he watched Kiba scoop up his poop in a bag... Now this kid was shouting it out to the whole village. Embarrassing...
Innocent villagers screamed after being hit by the huge chunks of shit that Naruto sent flying though the air with his kicks.
"SHIIIIIIIITTTTTT!"
A woman glared and covered a child's ears as she walked by. The flying shit smacked her dead on the head, knocking her out. The kid laughed- I mean cried, picked her wallet off her and ran.
"I'LL GET YOU BACK FOR THIS, YOU MUUUUTT!" Naruto screamed at the retreating Kiba.
"ANYTIME, RUNT!" His laughing died off in the distance.
Naruto looked down at his crap soaked sandals and punched his fist.
This means war!
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