A/N: Sorry for taking so long to update! The next one won't take so long, I promise! (crosses fingers behind back)
Chapter 2:The plan. Kehehe...
After that, Naruto spent 3 hours walking his dog, Mr.Shmufflewuffikins for ammo. Wait... Shouldn't a normal dog have crapped by now? Naruto looked down.
"DAMMIT!"
He forgot he didn't have a dog. "Meh, it would've been lame doing the same thing, anyway..." Hmmm... What was worse that crap...? Hmmmm... Wore than dog crap on your feet... Crap... Feet... Dog... Worser... Dog... Crap... Carrot sticks...
"GOT IT!"
Naruto's face brightened with a grin. "MORE CRAP!" Oh... The problem was that he didn't have any dogs to make the crap. But he knew plenty of PEOPLE... People crap too, right?
That's right, THEY DO!
And not just crap on his feet, ohh noo, no, no... That bastard was getting it all up on everything!
Heh.
Heh heh.
Hehaheehahaehee-
"Naruto?"
Naruto spun around to see Ino standing behind them. She could've sworn she saw him thinking. Ohh no. Something bad was gonna happen. She frowned. "Naruto, what are you up to...?"
He ignored her question and grinned. He knew how to handle this. "Hey, Ino! Ino! ...You wanna go to a paartyyy?" (Let's say the word 'Party' to Ino is the same as uh... Ramen is to Naruto.)
All of her fearS dissapeared and she perked up. "Party?"
"Yeah. A little get together at my house! For the rookies."
"Yeah!Yeah! When? When?" She asked, sounding very much like a doggy who's master was dangling a treat in her face.
"Tomorrow night. Let everybody know, okay? Now remember, party party!"
"Ya ya, Party woo! Tell tell!" She ran home to pick out her outfit and call everyone.
The next day Naruto went looking for something big and.. durable enough for what he had in mind.
BINGO!
He found a nuclear waste bucket behind Ichiriku's (the ramen place he always eats at), of all places. "Wait a minute..." He eyed the bucket with a squinty eyed expression. "Why would a nuclear bin be behind the ramen shop...?" (Oho! What was this? A shred of COMMON SENSE within the normally stupid boy?)
After standing for a few more moments, he shrugged. "Eh, can't be that important..." (Ugh... Knew it was too good to be true...)
Naruto scratched his side. Damned third ear... It's been itching a lot lately...
Naruto dragged the waste bin into his bathroom and stared at it. "This is gonna hold a loooot of shit... But how do I fill it up? Hmmm..." He needed to learn how to poison his friends. And fast.
This kind of sucks, doesn't it...? Crap.. I butchered this story...