TITLE: Fun in Atlantis
RATING: G/K
SUMMARY: What do the residents of the Lost City do in their spare time (besides make fun of McKay)? Find out what happens when someone decides to start a bulletin board for Atlantis activities…psychic networks, needlepoint, and bagpiping ensue.
GENRE: Spiritual/Supernatural (hah! Just kidding.)
DISCLAIMER: I only wish that I owned Stargate Atlantis or the Sci-Fi Channel. In fact, if I did own that channel, we'd be seeing a lot fewer of those dumb "Anaconda vs. Tarantula" marathons and a lot more Stargate and Battlestar (sighs)...one can dream...
Monday Night Football
Football is not just a sport; it is a cornerstone of Western civilization. Therefore, drinking beer, eating popcorn, and watching "Terry Bradshaw's Classic Games of All Time" is more than entertainment; it is also an essential educational experience. And it is much more exciting to watch than hockey, no matter what Rodney says.
So You Want to Be a Farmer…
Halling plans to give advice on sowing, cultivating, and harvesting. In addition to discussing the merits of the tava bean in crop rotation, he will explain how to get better yield out of your land. He will also tell you what to do when crop circles start mysteriously appearing in the fields (1), and will analyze the difficulties of farming when Wraith cullings disrupt the growing season.
(1)Start by praying to the Ancestors. You DON'T want to piss them off. Remember how McKay obliterated most of a solar system with one of their weapons? Yeah. They can wreak havoc on your cornfields if you get on their bad side.
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