When Worlds Collide
By
Futuramakid
DISCLAIMER: I own neither Danny Phantom and associated characters, nor Darkwing Duck and associated characters.
"Wow," said Danny, "another universe where I'm a thief." "Well," Jazz said, "at least in this one you have just cause. You steal for food to survive, not fun." Danny, Jazz, Darkwing, and Tucker stood on top of a building. "This universe looks a lot like Arabia," Tucker commented. "Come back here!" yelled this universe's Mr. Lancer, head of the Palace guards. This universe's Danny, known as Aladdan, ran, carrying a loaf of bread with a monkey with glasses and a red cap on his shoulder. "Tell me I'm not the monkey," Tucker said, "PLEASE tell me I'm not a monkey." Aladdan stops, nearly slipping off the roof. "All this over a loaf of bread?" he jumps, slides down a clothesline and disguises himself with the fallen clothes. He walks over to a group of women. "Getting in trouble a little early today, Aladdan?" one says. "You're only in trouble if you get caught," he replies. Mr. Lancer grabs him and turns him around, and his disguise falls off. "NOW I'm in trouble!" he says. The monkey climbs on Lancer and pulls his turban over his eyes. "Great going, Tuckbu!" Aladdan said to the monkey. By then, Danny and the others had climbed down from the roof to get a closer look. "It appears that the me here doesn't have ghost powers," Danny said. "Or at least doesn't have them YET," Darkwing added. Aladdan bursts out in song as Lancer and the guards chase and randomly attack.
"Gotta keep...one jump ahead of the breadline
One swing ahead of the sword
I steal only what I can't afford
That's everything!
One jump ahead of the lawmen
That's all, and that's no joke
These guys don't appreciate I'm broke!"
Crowd: Riffraff! Street rat! Soundrel! Take that!
Aladdan: Just a little snack, guys
Crowd: Rip him open, take it back, guys
Aladdan: I can take a hint, gotta face the facts
You're my only friend, Tuckbu!
Crowd: Who?
Aladdan jumps through a window into a room full of girls.
Girls: Oh it's sad Aladdan's hit the bottom!
He's become a a one-man rise in crime
I'd blame parents except he hasn't got 'em
Aladdan: Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat
Tell you all about it when I got the time!
One jump ahead of the slowpokes
One skip ahead of my doom
Next time gonna use a nom de plume
One jump ahead of the hitmen
One hit ahead of the flock
I think I'll take a stroll around the block
Crowd: Stop, thief! Vandal! Outrage! Scandal!
Aladdan: Let's not be too hasty
Lady: Still I think he's rather tasty
Aladdan: Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat
Otherwise we'd get along
Crowd: Wrong!
Aladdan trailed by Lancer and the guards, runs up stair and is in a room with only one door and a window.
Aladdan: One jump ahead of the hoofbeats
(Vandal!)
One hop ahead of the hump
(Street rat!)
One trick ahead of disaster
(Scoundrel!)
They're quick, but I'm much faster
(Take that!)
Here goes, better throw my hand in
Wish me happy landin'
All I gotta do is jump!"
Aladdan jumps out the window, using a carpet he picked up as a parachute and guides himself to safety. Lancer and the guards, however, fall straight down into a pile of "fertilizer."
"Well, I'll give him one thing, he's clever!" Danny said, watching Aladdan from a distance.
