When Worlds Collide
By
Futuramakid
DISCLAIMER: I own neither Danny Phantom and associated characters, nor Darkwing Duck and associated characters.
Danny phased them through the gates. "Wow," said Danny, "this is one really nice place." "Listen!" said Darkwing, "Do you hear something?" "Yeah," said Danny, It's off in that direction. It sounds like Sam." They quietly walked in the direction the sound was coming from. Princess Sam sat at a fountain, on the edge. She wore what looked like a purple tube top with loops of fabric for sleeves and MC Hammer pants. She makes swirls in the water with her finger. Danny is clearly staring at her, admiring her good looks. From inside the palace, they heard Dash, "I've never been so insulted!" He stormed past this universe's Jack Fenton, the Sultan. They hear him through the walls, "Oh, Price Dash, leaving so soon?" "Good luck marrying HER off!" he said, continuing to storm out. Jack runs outside, towards Sam. "Sam!" he calls. About halfway, a tiger called Rajah stops him, with a piece of Dash's underwear in his mouth. "Confound it, Rajah! So, this is why Prince Dash stormed out!" Jack said angrily. Rajah walks toward Princess Sam. "Oh, father, Rajah was just playing with him!" "FATHER?" said Danny and Jazz. The rest just stood with mouths gaping open. Sam begins to pet and hug Raja, and says to him in the voice you would use to praise a pet, "Weren't you? You were just playing with that overbearing, musclehead, self-absorbed Prince Dash, weren't you?" "Dearest, you've got to stop rejecting every suitor that comes to call. The law says you..." Jack starts. At this point Sam joins in, "must be married to a prince." Sam stops at this point, but Jack continues, "by your next birthday." "Father, I hate being forced into this! I want to marry for LOVE!" Sam yells, "I want to be free to make my own choices." "Same old Sam," Danny comments. Jack walks back in the palace. Danny and the rest phase in and watch from a shadowed corner. Jack starts to fool around with a model of the city Amgrabah. "I don't know where she gets it. Her mother wasn't nearly as picky," he says to himself. A shadow falls over him. He looks up to see his vizier, Vladfar standing behind him. Vladfar has a twisted goatee, white hair, a turban with a feather, and a staff with a ghost on it. On his shoulder sits a parrot. He uses the scepter to control Jack, and takes his diamond from his ring. He leaves. Jack goes back to fool with the model of the city. Danny and the rest are trailing Sam early the next morning. She climbs over the palace wall. Danny phases through with the rest. She grabs an apple off a merchant table and gives it to a poor orphan. Aladdan sits on top of the next merchant's canopy eating a melon. "You'd better be able to pay for that," the Merchant says to Sam. "Look, now you're probably going to save her," Jazz said to Danny. "Do you know what the penalty is for stealing?" the merchant says, raising a sword. He grabs her hand and is about to cut it off. "Wait, let me go to the palace, I can get money from the Sultan!" she says, a desperate look on her face. Aladdan notices and goes down from the canopy. "Thank you, sir, I've been looking all over for her!" Aladdan says pulling her away. "What are you doing?" Sam whispers, to which Aladdan replies "Just play along." "You know her?" the merchant asks. "Sadly, yes," Aladdan replies, "she is my sister, and she's a bit crazy." "She said she knows the sultan," the merchant said. "She thinks the monkey is the sultan," Aladdan replies. Sam, playing along, bows to Tuckbu and says, "Oh wise sultan, how may I serve you?" Aladdan swiftly picks up another apple with his foot, and places it in his hand without the merchant noticing. He hands it to the merchant. "Well, no harm done," he says. Come on sis, you have to see the doctor," he says, leading her away. They climb up a ladder onto a roof. Aladdan picks up a pole and vaults to the next roof. "First time in the marketplace?" he asks her. She replies with a question, "Is it that obvious?" "Well you do kinda stand out," he says, and it's clear from his face that he's in love. Danny and the rest are on the ladder on the first roof, peeking over. Danny is close to tears. "I mean, I can tell you don't know what it's like," Aladdan says, picking up a plank and laying it across as a bridge. Sam has already vaulted across with a second pole. Aladdan's jaw drops. "I'm a fast learner," she responds.