Draco's Diary: Confessions of a bad boy

Heey Emma Lou!

Cool name. But temporarily, as you know. Well, it turned out I had a date with Scarlett. So it's a good thing I visited her. Scarlett it really pretty. Haha, of course she is. Would I be dating her if she wasn't? She's smart too, and nice. Blaise just broke up with that girlfriend he got last night. Newsflash. I'm bored. Can you tell? Probably… We're now in Divination, and I'm really bored. I'm sorry I haven't wrote the previous two classes, but first was Transfiguration, and McGonnagal can be pretty scary in her way, so I didn't think it was a good idea to write during her class, and the next was Care of Magical Creatures, and that stupid half-breed Hagrid had some really scary creatures, and I had to focus on those. One of them almost bit my leg off! Damn giant… BURN!

So, after this highly unpleasant class, I have to follow History of Magic, and to be honest, I really don't want to go. Binns scares me, what if he really DOES have a crush on me? That is so GROSS! And that sounded too girly, but I couldn't find a better word. Anyways, I must be surrounded by fellow students when he sees me, so he can't corner me. Haha, a ghost, cornering! I would just walk right through him! Haha, yeah, good one. I'm really funny. Oh, that stupid Weasley has fallen asleep above his predictions for Patronus Potter. I don't think professor Trelawney sees it. Stupid old faker. She can see the future, but not her students. And I even doubt she can see the future. So she can't see at all. Maybe she and Binns would form a cute couple. At least a hideous couple. But, if I would hook them up, Binns would lose his attraction towards me! And I would be a free man! Hooray! Oops. Hooray really is a stupid word. Never noticed…

God, that Weasleybloke can snore! And finally, Trelawney sees it. Haha, she gave him extra homework! Haha! Weasley doesn't look too good. Well, he never looks good, but I think he didn't have any sleep. Sister-problems. Haha, and Potter looks frustrated. Haha! Sister-of-best-friend-problems! That sister of Ronald Weasley sure is a little problem-causer. Haha, cool. I don't even know her first name. Weasley kept saying something like 'Gin'. Oh, I sure hope her parents didn't name her Gin. What kind of name is that? Who names his first daughter after an alcoholic drink? Oh, well. Better ask Blaise for her name, he must know. He knows every girl's name in this whole school. He isn't in this class, he does Arithmancy. So I'm all alone with Vincent Crabbe. Boring. Oh, the bell rang. Off to History, and my dead teacher who is in love with me. Life hates me. And boy, do I hate life back…

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Heey, Sue-Anne

We're now in History. And again, Binns keeps on glaring and staring. Oh my Lord, that rhymed! And oh my Lord is so funny to write! You wouldn't think it is, but it is, alright… Oh, oh, oh… I'm am simply too sexy. If even see-through teachers can't resist me, who can? I'll tell you, no one! Oh, right, about the Weaselette, I asked Blaise her name:

Blaise: "I know, it's… yeah, I know this, her name was… Wasn't it something that looked like whiskey?"

Me: "It looked like gin,"

Blaise: "Yeah, 'course… God, her father must have drank too much of that, too name her after it,"

Me: " No, please, her name can't be GIN! No red-haired girl can be named Gin,"

Blaise: "Hmm… Maybe her name is Virginia, and is Gin her nickname,"

Me: "Yeah, probably. Let's ask her,"

Blaise: "Okay. You know, Binns is really ugly?"

Me: "I KNOW!"

Okay, so Blaise didn't know about my Binns-loving-me-theory, and he seemed confused when I nearly started to cry seeing the ugly transparent face that loved me. Hell, I want to know if Weaselette really is named Gin. I don't like gin. It's just not my thing, gin must be the most horrible alcoholic drink, seeing alcohol could be horrible. Haha, yeah. Oh, God, the bell just rang. I have to flee before Binns can take another deep loving look at me. Actually, he doesn't give me loving looks. He looks… really confused. Oh, well. Guess love can be confusing. Wouldn't know, since I've never experienced it. Haha. Oh, crap, why do I keep on writing haha? Blaise said it too, I keep on yelling 'HA!" on most unexpected times. It's really funny, that must be it. Yeah. Haha. Someone, punch me every time I do that. Haha. Punch.

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Heey Linsey!

So, we went all the way to the library, because a girl who almost started to drool by the sight of Blaise, told him Weaselette was at the library. I hate the library. Madam Pince really hates me, because I don't honour her books most in this whole freaking school. I swear, that woman is mental. Just crazy, gone mad. LOVES her beloved books. Haha. Stupid. But, we saw Weaselette. She looked dead sexy, I had to admit. Toying her quill and reading a book. She was doing her homework. I mean, actually doing her homework! I've never, you know, DONE my homework! But she was, as in, doing the assignments. Granger the 2nd.

Me: "Hey, Weaselette!"

Madam Pince, shouting: "NO SHOUTING IN THE LIBRARY MISTER MALFOY, HOW OFTEN DO I HAVE TO SAY IT?"

Me, murmuring: "Until I remember it,"

Blaise, to Weaselette: "Hey, sexy, what's you're name?"

Madam Pince, blushing: "Why, are you talking to me, you naughty little boy?"

Blaise, looking shocked: "Uh… No, I wasn't madam Pi…"

Madam Pince: "Wanted to know my name, boy? Tell me yours first then!"

Weaselette was looking quite disgusted, I was horrified.

I mean, it was obvious Blaise was talking to the Girl-Weasley! Madam Pince sure doesn't think of herself as SEXY? That's revolting. It's sickening. I think I'm going to throw up.

So, next thing I knew, Blaise was being pulled at his arm by Madam Pince, who was batting her eyelashes way too quickly for someone with a age like that. Weaselette had stalked off. I was looking at the whole scene feeling rather sick. Blaise looked at me in a sort of way that told me he would kill me if I didn't do something quick. And with doing something, I bet he didn't mean throwing up or run away, the two things I wanted to do so bad at the moment. It was a scary sight, Madam Pince thinking Blaise was hitting on her and trying to look young and sexy. Trauma. So I don't know what I said, by the look of her face something like:

"Aren't you a little too OLD to do that with your eyelashes? Blaise is innocent, don't do anything to him, he's just a boy, go get someone of your own age, like Dumbledore or a dinosaur!"

She grabbed her purse and started hitting me with it, to the exit of the library. Before she could seize him again, Blaise ran after me, out of the library.

And that was our first sad attempt to get to know Weaselette's name. And believe me, things were getting worse. Much worse… Next time we tried, was just after dinner. This time we saw her, she was talking to a young little firstyear. Blaise and I were standing behind her, facing the boy. I said:

"Hey, what's your name? I really want to know, you're cute,"

I was making that up, but that seemed like a reason for her to tell me her name. I started to want to know her name more and more. Well, Weaselette turned around, looking at us, a little bit surprised. The boy, however started to cry, really loud. He turned around and ran away. I didn't get it at first, but after the Weaselette turned around, and walked away, Blaise said to me it really looked like I was talking to the boy. So now the boy thinks I have a crush on him. Oops. Pretty funny, to see the boy shocked like that. But I hate the fact Weaselette seems to think I'm gay. DAMN! And I still don't know her name… Oh well. That boy is really scared of me now. I saw him today again, and he dropped his books, squealed and ran away as fast as a tiny firstyear on legs that small can run. God, that boy is so overreacting. What's wrong with being gay? That's just so stupid, how people can react. But, I'm not gay. Don't get that idea. Like I care. And that was attempt number two… Now Weaselette thinks Blaise and Madam Pince are having an affair, and I'm gay. Way to go, Draco.

Next time was in the morning. I went to the Owlwing, with Blaise, because he needed to send his aunt an owl. Boy, he sure does send a lot of owls to family. He says he has to, because when he keeps in touch, he gets more presents at Christmas. Hmm… Maybe I should owl my dear aunty Bellatrix again… Anyways, when we got there, she and another girl, I believe her name was Laura, were there. And that's when we decided to give it another try. I went out of the Owlwing, so Blaise could ask it. I didn't want to. I don't know, I felt really awkward. Not that Weaselette treated me different than usual, I just wanted Blaise to ask. So I was out, and after a couple of minutes I went back in. As soon as I opened the door, I heard a rush, and next thing I knew was being pulled at my tie by that Lauragirl, and she started hugging me like mad. I was quite surprised. I saw Blaise looking awkward, the Weaselette bored, and I was standing stock still, with that girl clutching to my chest.

Me: "What the-"

I started, but then the girl, Laury or something, nearly jumped on me, and I pushed her away, so she nearly fell. That was really near.

Blaise, murmuring, as Weaselette got out: "Sorry, miscommunication yet again…"

Me: "Let me guess, she thought you were talking to her?"

Blaise nodded.

Me: "Great… Just great,"

So, that stupid Laurygirl, or whatever her name was, acted like a lovesick lover. She was following me around all afternoon, an tried to kiss me and pull me into broom closets and that kind of stuff. Whatever.

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Heey Anouk!

Okay, I just broke up with Scarlett. Oh, she didn't cry as much as most people. Actually, she didn't cry at all. Only a little bit. Oh, I like that girl. Damn, just broke up with her. Oh, well. I guess I have to be off, find another girl. A cute one. I asked Blaise if he wanted to go find a girl, and now we're running through the castle. Haha. Well, I guess I have another girlfriend now. Must be a record, ditch a girl and have replacement in another hour. Oh well. Actually, I liked Scarlett a great deal better than the others. They just don't seem to know the words self esteem. Scarlett had brains. But not enough to don't date me. Scarlett was nice. Maybe, when I've dropped this one, I can take her back. She was a good kisser too. Well, we'll see.

My current girlfriend's name is Lauren. Yeah, my freakish little stalker. She was following Blaise and me around, so I just took her. She has brown hair and brown eyes. But not beautiful eyes. Just… brown. And dull. And her hair is a little bit too short. I like long hair. At least, not shorter than shoulder length. That Luna Lovegood has really pretty hair. It reaches all the way down her middle! And it's a nice shade of blond. And, actually she's kind of funny. All the stupid things she says, I mean. She's not as boring as Lauren. Lauren doesn't even kiss really good, and she's pretty, but not too, if you get my drift. Too much wrong make-up, in a teint of silver that really doesn't suit her. Hmm… Dislike her already. Maybe should drop her now. It lasted only half an hour! I never have long relationships, most last a day, some two. The only time I had a relationship shorter than this, was with Parvati Patil, and we were way too drunk. And I believe she dumped me. Can't really remember. But anyways. I don't like Lauren that much. Hmm… Let's give her a day. To see if there are any things she might be better at…

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Yo, Fabienne!

Well, I know Weaselettes name now. This is a big day. A huge deal. A fabulous moment. And it's named after you! Haha, pretty cool, isn't it? I guess so. But, her name is Ginevra. Hmm… I don't know. It suits her, but then again, it doesn't. I like the name. But, she told me, everyone calls her Ginny. That name suits her. Yeah. But I like Ginevra too. It's a beautiful name. This is so not making sense right now. But, this is how we found out:

We were walking to Charms class, and we saw her, waiting for Flitwick (A/N Thnxx writertje:P). She was chewing pink bubblegumBlaise was walking over to her, and I followed him.

Blaise: "Want to get to know us better, now? What's your name, cutie?"

And of course… I hate my life. Flitwick thought Blaise was flirting with him… So, he turned around.

Flitwick, squealing: "Wha- What was that, mr. Zabini? I- I didn't quite catch that…"

Blaise, blushing like a Barbie doll: "No, God, stop that! I wasn't-"

But Flitwick was really shocked, he almost fainted, afraid of losing his job, and he said he wanted to talk to Blaise in private, to discuss what he'd just said.

Blaise: "NO! I don't want to talk in private! Why do all teachers think I fancy them? I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, FOR MERLINS SAKE!"

Oops. Now he was in trouble. But, I was tired of all that. I grabbed Weaselette by her wrist and dragged her to an empty classroom.

Weaselette: "What? What is going on? Why do you and Blaise keep on flirting with everyone, the whole freaking day long? Even teachers! What do you want?"

Me: "No, Blaise and I weren't flirting!"

Weaselette: "Yes you were! You even called professor Flitwick cutie!"

Me: "No, Blaise was talking to you, actually. I-… Er, he, wanted to know your name. But, people kind of… Misunderstood every time. So tell your name, please, before Blaise get's himself engaged or something next time things go wrong,"

Weaselette, looking slightly startled: "Oh. Gosh, you guys are stupid. Really. Now you have Madam Pince, that firstyear, Lauren and Flitwick. Smooth,"

Me: "Come on, tell me your name and let's forget it all,"

Weaselette: "My name is Ginevra. Well, people call me Ginny, and people who don't are being kicked and ignored by me,"

Me: "I see. Well, I'll stop pretending you interest me, and try to save Blaise… Yet again,"

Weaselette: "Sweet. I got to go too, lessons,"

She, GINNY, walked away.

Hmm. She didn't sneer. Even after I said she was not interesting. Maybe she IS human. Oh, who am I kidding? Well, Blaise managed to escape Flitwick, who was kind of… pissed, and he likes her name a lot. Really. Well, Lauren is here. I have to go on a date with her. Don't feel like it. And I happen to be in the not very lucky luck she want to snog me senseless. She isn't a really stunning good kisser. Pity. Oh well. At least I know Ginny's name now. I like it. Her name matches her hair, and I really don't know why. Ginny.

Draco

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I don't know why Lauren is annoying me so much since she threw herself at Malfoy. She told me (along with the rest of the world) she was going out with him, and how he says how beautiful she is, and how he kisses her every five minutes, and follows her around and tries to pull her into broom closets. I don't know whether to believe her or not. Every time I see them, she is stalking him, and he doesn't look too pleased. I saw Scarlett Forgetherlastname today. She looked sad, and Hermione says she's been like that the whole day. Malfoy broke up with her. Poor Scarlett Whatever. I like her, even if she is in Slytherin. Hermione says she's nice too. They are in the same year, and Scarlett looked sad. I feel sorry for her. Why does Malfoy ditch girls like it's nothing? Only because he's kind of attractive, that doesn't make him the Slytherin Sexy he thinks he is. Oh well. He and Zabini were acting really funny today, with what they said to Madam Pince, and Professor Flitwick. And that boy. Later, Malfoy told me they wanted to now my name. I felt, kind of, relieved when he told me that. Malfoy has really changed over the summer. And I don't mean his body, which is really muscled and all, but the way he acts. Apart from dropping girls he dates like it's nothing, I mean, he's acting more mature now. He doesn't insult me anymore! I don't understand, but today a girl said to me, Zabini thinks I'm hot. I didn't know what to say. I said something like 'great, he's pretty hot himself', and I know the girl told him by now, but I don't know. Although that Blaise is really hot, I guess I was a little bit disappointed the girl told me HE liked me, and not MALFOY. But, Blaise is fine by me too. Too bad most handsome guys are in Slytherin. Bad boys.

Ginevra Molly Weasley, a passage from a confused teenage mind.

Heey, that was chap 3. I'm sorry it takes me that long to update, but I'm really busy, with… Being busy. Well, school. And my internet breaks down every now and then, so I can't always post them at once. Like now, I have to wait till my internet comes back. INTERNET, COME TO ME! Hmmf… That didn't work… To all the reviewers, I LOVE YOU! I really like them, thank you! They're soo sweet! They make me a happy little girl! Ouch. I have this really weird feeling in my head. I guess I have to sleep, cuz teachers seem to hate it when I sleep during their classes. Like that's a big deal, I don't pay attention when I'm awake, so what's the point if I sleep? I'm never active during the lessons, only overactive, and that is only to annoy people. Teachers, fellow students, you know. And I have this French test tomorrow. So, au revoir! Regarde, je can do es. Whatever. Maybe I have to study, cuz like you've seen, mon Francais est horrible! Oh, whatever. Leave a review and I'll luvv yah forever! Or not, guess people won't like that. Me loving them forever, I mean. Owh, I should really stop this. Salut, amis!

Ginevrapsk aka SlytherinSexyGodess