TITLE: Fun in Atlantis
RATING: G/K
SUMMARY: What do the residents of the Lost City do in their spare time (besides make fun of McKay)? Find out what happens when someone decides to start a bulletin board for Atlantis activities…psychic networks, needlepoint, and bagpiping ensue.
GENRE: Humor
DISCLAIMER: Don't own, wish I did.
AN: Hey everyone, sorry I haven't updated in a long time. Blame my work schedule. Thanks to everyone who has reviewed, especially those who give me new ideas :) As for those who read without reviewing...c'mon, it doesn't take much time to drop me a 'thanks' or 'I hate your guts'. I mean, really...
Kolya's Favorite Drinking Game (to be played during Happy Hour or whenever you damn well feel like it)
RULES:
1. Take a shot of Athosian triple-distilled whiskey every time your stupid leader sends you on a mission without enough men or preparation.
2. Sip of beer when you order one of your men to "Find him!"
3. Take a shot every time you hold someone from Atlantis hostage.
4. Double shots every time you threaten to kill that hostage, but don't.
5. Drink of water whenever you're getting soaked outside in a storm (hey, you better keep hydrated—good soldiers don't get hung over).
6. Drink your beer and give a remorseful, self-pitying sigh every time you fail to acquire the city and/or ZPM you were sent to steal.
7. Chug the rest of your drink when John Sheppard fails to kill you because, in the end, he's a better man than you are.
8. Smash your glass and start a bar brawl whenever the writers decide to bring you back from the dead/the Genii underworld/wherever they put Aiden Ford and use you in an episode.
AN: I'm not condoning drinking games, I swear...