TITLE: Fun in Atlantis
RATING: G/K
SUMMARY: What do the residents of the Lost City do in their spare time (besides make fun of McKay)? Find out what happens when someone decides to start a bulletin board for Atlantis activities…psychic networks, needlepoint, and bagpiping ensue.
GENRE: Humor
DISCLAIMER: Don't own, just having fun.
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