TITLE: Fun in Atlantis
RATING: G/K
SUMMARY: What do the residents of the Lost City do in their spare time (besides make fun of McKay)? Find out what happens when someone decides to start a bulletin board for Atlantis activities…psychic networks, needlepoint, and bagpiping ensue.
GENRE: Humor
DISCLAIMER: Don't own, just having fun.
Voodoo Shop
Location: Infirmary
If you need to harness the powers of black magic, then Dr. Carson Beckett is your necromancer. Not only can he provide you with amulets guaranteed to protect against the Wraith (1), he can also curse and/or cure your enemies. Voodoo dolls (with pins in all the right places), gris-gris, and love potions available. Exorcisms with appointment. Experimental gene therapies and alien autopsies conducted weekly. NOTE: Creation of zombie armies must be scheduled at least three weeks in advance.
(1) Also known as P-90's.