TITLE: Fun in Atlantis
RATING: G/K
SUMMARY: What do the residents of the Lost City do in their spare time (besides make fun of McKay)? Find out what happens when someone decides to start a bulletin board for Atlantis activities…psychic networks, needlepoint, and bagpiping ensue.
GENRE: Humor
DISCLAIMER: Don't own, just having fun.
Beauty School with "Bob" the Wraith
At Bob's Beauty School, the only cosmetology school in the Pegasus Galaxy, you too can learn how to achieve an amazing goth-glam look. Bob will teach you how to do the following:
--Pluck, wax, and shape eyebrows into that haughty sneer
--Pick a shade of blush to suit your slimy greenish skin
--Apply Stargate-proof mascara
--Keep your nails long and neat even when fighting those pesky humans
More advanced students will learn dreadlock-maintenance techniques and design their own unique facial markings.
Location: Shadowy corridors, West Pier, Atlantis
A/N: "Bob" was the Wraith from back in Season 1, so named by John Sheppard. Don't forget to review!