TITLE: Fun in Atlantis
RATING: G/K
SUMMARY: What do the residents of the Lost City do in their spare time (in addition to making fun of McKay)? Find out what happens when someone decides to start a bulletin board for Atlantis activities…psychic networks, needlepoint, and bagpiping ensue.
GENRE: Humor
DISCLAIMER: Don't own, just having fun.
SPOILERS: Mild spoilers for "The Pegasus Project" (SG-1), "38 Minutes"
A/N: Shout-out to Rissa of the Saiya-Jin and Reefgirl for all their wondrous reviews. I appreciate all the feedback I get, especially ideas for future chapters. So review away!
38 Minutes in Hell: Or, How to Survive Being Stuck in a Jumper with an Annoying Scientist (Who Shall Remain Nameless) by John Sheppard
In this workshop, you will learn amazing tips on how to endure the agony and the…well, worse agony of a hyperactive, arrogant scientist in close quarters for a long period of time. These insights come from almost two years' hands-on experience and is guaranteed to work in most life-threatening circumstances. The workshop includes:
--Why you should always keep at least one lemon in your grenade belt
--Lessons in understanding Nerdspeak, Geekish, Jargon, and Lingo (similar to Klingon, but with fewer glottal plosives)
--What to do if said scientist almost blows up three-quarters of a solar system
(Hint: it involves your handy P-90)