When Worlds Collide
By
Futuramakid
DISCLAIMER: I own neither Danny Phantom and associated characters, nor Darkwing Duck and associated characters.
"YES! I FINALLY HAVE IT!" said Vladfar, ripping off his old man disguise. He reaches to pull it out of his pocket, but can't find it. "Where is it? No. NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Aladdan lies on the cave floor unconscious, his hair back to it's original black. Tuckbu is pulling on him, trying to wake him up. Aladdan slowly sits up. He notices the closed ceiling where the entrance was. "That two faced son of a jackal! He's probably long gone with the thermos," Aladdan said. Tuckbu reaches into his vest and produces the thermos. "You sneaky little thief!" Aladdan said to Tuckbu, taking the thermos, "I wonder why he wanted it? It looks like such a piece of junk." He dusted it off, and it began to shake and glow. Out comes a female figure. Danny, watching in the shadows, recognizes the face instantly. "Jazz?" he thought. "Man, it feels GREAT to be outta there!" she says to Aladdan, fashioning her smoke trail into a microphone, and points it at Aladdan, "so, who are you?" "Uh, umm, I'm Aladdan," he replies, stammering, not sure what to think of this amiable creature. "Hello, Aladdin. Nice to have you on the show. Can I call you 'Al?' Or maybe just 'Dan?' Or how
bout 'Danny?'" she replies. "Who- what are you?" he asks. "I'm Jeannie of the thermos, and I'm here for you're wish fulfillment!" she says, to which he responds with "Wish fulfillment?" "Three wishes to be exact. And ix-nay on the wishing for more wishes," says, turning into a slot machine, arm pulls down and three Jeannies appear in the windows That's it--three." "So, I get three wishes? For anything I want?" he asks. "Well, there are a few rules," she replies, "Rule 1: I can't kill anyone, rule 2: I can't make anyone fall in love, and rule 3: I can't bring people back from the dead. It ain't pretty, and I don't like doing it! Other than that, you're right." Aladdan takes a sly look at Tuckbu. "Limitations? On WISHES?" he says and turns to Tuckbu, "Some powerful Jeannie! Can't even raise the dead!" he starts to walk, "I guess I'll have to figure these powers out on my own." "Excuse me? Are you lookin' at me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up, did you bring me here? And all of a sudden, you're walkin' out on me? I don't think so, not right now. You're gettin' your wishes," Jeannie said. She points a finger at him, and he is zapped with magic energy. He suddenly knows how to use his powers. "Now, about these 3 wishes?" he says, but Jeannie cuts him off with "3? You're down by 1, Dan!" "Uh uh uh!" Aladdan replies, "I never actually wished for that one! You did that by yourself!" Jeannie sighs and says, "You got me there, pal. But NO MORE FREEBIES!"