When Worlds Collide
By
Futuramakid
DISCLAIMER: I own neither Danny Phantom and associated characters, nor Darkwing Duck and associated characters.
"What would you wish for, Jeannie?"
"Me? Well, nobody's asked me that before. Well…," she began, "aww, forget it." "No, really! Tell me!" Aladdan insists. "I want… freedom," she replied. "You're a prisoner?" he asked. "All part of my gig as a genie," she replied, and started to grow, and deepen her voice, "phenomenal cosmic powers!" she continued, shrinking down, cramped in the thermos and made her pitch higher, "Itty bitty living space." "Jeannie, that's terrible!" Aladdan responded. "But to be free! Not to have to go POOF! 'Whaddya need?' POOF! 'Whaddya need?' POOF! 'Whaddya need?' To be my OWN master! Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world!" she began, "But what am I talking about, here? Let's get real here. It's not gonna happen. Jeannie, wake up and smell the hummus." "Why not?" Aladdan asked. "Only way I get out is if my master wishes me free. You can guess how often that happens," she explained. "I'll do it!" Aladdan said. "Yeah. Sure you will," Jeannie said sarcastically. "No, really! After my first two wishes, I'll use my third to set you free!" Aladdan said, extending his hand. "Here's hoping kid," she said as she shook his hand, grinning at him, "So, Dan, what is it you want most?" "Wow," Danny thought still spying on them, "This breaks all kinds of bloodlines from our universe." "Well, there's this girl, but she's a princess! I'd need to be a prince to have a chance," he began, "Can you does that?" "Yes siree, I can do that!" she replied, "But is that an official wish? C'mon, say the magic words!" "Jeannie, I wish I was a prince!" he said. Jeannie starts taking measurements and poofs a princely outfit on Aladdan. "Now, what else do you need? Ah!" she said, "You, my friend, need transportation!" She turned Tuckbu into an elephant. "You've got the clothes, you've got the elephant, but we're not done yet!" she said, "I'm gonna make you a star!"