When Worlds Collide
By
Futuramakid
DISCLAIMER: I own neither Danny Phantom and associated characters, nor Darkwing Duck and associated characters.
"Why did we let him convince us to take the boring one?" Tucker asked the rest of them. They were spying on the Sultan, Jack. "Because YOU wanted a SAFE place," Darkwing snapped back at him. Jack is stacking a pile of toys into a pyramid, most of them recognizable as ghosts Danny had fought. Vladfar walked in carrying a long scroll, and the pile collapsed. "I have an answer to the problem with your daughter," Vladfar said to Jack. "Really? What is it? Does it involve ghosts?" Jack asked. "Same old Dad," Jazz whispered. "No, sire, it has nothing to do with ghosts," Vladfar began, a look of disgust on his face as he uttered the word ghost, "Right here. 'If the princess has not chosen a husband by the appointed time, then the sultan shall choose for her.'" "But she hated the suitors!" Jack protested, "how can I force her to marry someone she hates?" "Wait, my liege, there's more!" Vladfar continued, " 'If a suitable husband cannot be found, the princess must marry –' Oh, how… interesting!" "What? Who?" Jack asked. "'—the royal vizier' Why, that would be ME!" Vladfar said, feigning surprise. "Why, I thought the law says that only a prince can marry a princess, I'm quite sure," Jack said, befuddled by this. Vladfar held up his staff, and said forcibly, "The princess WILL marry me!" Jack went into a trance. "The princess will marry—" he began, but loud music from outside broke the trance, "What's that music?"