TITLE: Fun in Atlantis

RATING: G/K

DISCLAIMER: Don't own, so don't sue me.

A/N: Sorry it took so long to update! Document Manager wouldn't let me upload for the longest time until I finally got a new browser. Anyway, enjoy!

SPOILERS: Common Ground

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PROJECT GREENLIGHT—The Pegasus Galaxy Version

Next weekend Kolya will be hosting a workshop on how to direct your very own home movies! With the most basic equipment and a hostage or two, you can capture priceless memories or create Hollywood-worthy drama. (Hint: Threatening to sic a Wraith on your hostage always engages the audience.) Kolya will share his expertise on close-ups, plot development, montages, cut-away shots, attempting coups of your people's government, and editing. Plus he has a funny little goatee, which proves that he's a bona fide director!

Note: Please bring your own hostage; be sure to tie him or her securely. Especially if said hostage is John Sheppard.

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