When Worlds Collide
By
Futuramakid
DISCLAIMER: I own neither Danny Phantom and associated characters, nor Darkwing Duck and associated characters.
A/N: Songs will be written just in name and verse form for convenience.
An parade advances through Amgrabah's streets, led by what appears to be Jeannie in human form as a major.
MARCHERS: Make way for Prince Danny!
SWORDSMEN: Say hey! It's Prince Danny!
MAJOR: Hey, clear the way in the old bazaar,
Hey you, let us through, it's a bright new star,
Now come, be the first on your block to meet his eye!
Make way, here he comes,
Ring bells, bang the drums.
You're gonna love this guy
Jeannie as the major mingles amongst different crowd members
Prince Danny, fabulous he, Danny Fentababwa!
Genuflect, show some respect
Down on one knee
Lancer and the guards are standing on a mat, and Jeannie pulls the mat from under them, causing them to land on one knee. "Arabian Nights, people!" Lancer remarked, "he's not sultan yet!"
Tuckbu the elephant marches through town, with Aladdan on his back.
Now try your best to stay calm
Brush up your Sunday Salaam
And come and meet his spectacular coterie.
The parrot is dancing to the music until Vladfar glares at him. Jeannie, still the major, "wheelbarrows" six men up onto Tuckbu's trunk. They stand on each other's shoulders as Prince Danny shakes hands
Prince Danny, mighty is he, Danny Fentababwa!
Strong as ten regular men, definitely
He faced the galloping hordes
A hundred bad guys with swords
Who sent those goons to their lords, why Prince Ali!
(The pile collapses on Prince Danny, but a Jeannie shoots a bolt of magic which zaps the pile and he ends up holding them all up in an acrobat wheel formation. Jeannie turns into an old man, then a child
and speaks the last two lines to the crowd.)
CHORUS OF MEN:(Carrying the camels) He's got seventy-five golden camels!
In pops a typical parade commentator.
HARRY: Don't they look lovely, June?
CHORUS OF WOMEN: (On a float) Purple peacocks, he's got fifty-three!
(In comes another commentator.)
JUNE: Fabulous, Harry, I love the feathers!
Jeannie: (a giant balloon gorilla proceeds down
the parade)
When it comes to exotic type mammals
Has he got a zoo, I'm telling you
It's a world class menagerie!
Jeannie pops in as a leopard, then a goat, and speaks the last two
lines to the two children from earlier. We cut to a balcony,
where three harem girls are joined by Jeannie in a harem girl outfit.
Jeannie:
GIRLS: (in couterpoint)
Prince Danny, Handsome is he, Danny Fentababwa!
There's no question this Danny's alluring
That physique, how can I speak
Never ordinary, never boring
Weak at the knee
Everything about the man just plain impresses
Well, get on out in that square
He's a wonder, he's a whiz, a wonder
Adjust your veil and prepare
He's about to pull my heart asunder
To gawk and grovel and stare at Prince Danny!
And I absolutely love the way he dresses!
Sam has been watching from the balcony of the palace. She
humphs it off, then leaves.
CHORUS: He's got ninety-five white Persian monkeys!
(He's got the monkeys, let's see the monkeys!)
And to view them, he charges no fee!
(He's generous, so generous)
He's got slaves, he's got servants and flunkies!
(Proud to work for him)
They bow to his whim, love serving him
They're just lousy with loyalty to Danny! Prince Danny!
Prince Danny throws gold coins out to the people, who rush over to
collect them. Tuckbu and the parade march up the steps of the
palace and inside. The Sultan runs back inside to the door
to the throne room, but Vladfar stands in front of the door.
Suddenly, it bursts open, with Tuckbu leading the way, and crushing
Vladfar and his parrot behind the door
Jeannie: Prince Danny!
Amorous he! Danny Fentababwa
Heard your princess was a sight lovely to see!
And that,good people, is why
He got dolled up and dropped by
With sixty elephants, llamas galore
With his bears and lions
A brass band and more
With his forty fakirs, his cooks, his bakers
His birds that warble on key
Make way for Prince Danny!
More and more fanfare build up until Prince Danny flies off Tuckbu's back and flies down to the Sultan. Vladfar slams the
door shut,
The Sultan was very impressed. "Splendid, absolutely marvelous!" Aladdan, as Prince Danny takes on a deeper voice, saying "Ahem. Your majesty, I have journeyed from afar to seek your daughter's hand.
"Prince Danny Fentababwa! Of course. I'm delighted to meet you," he began, rushing over to shake Prince Danny's hand, "This is my royal vizier, Vladfar. He's delighted too." The real Danny flew over to the shadows where Tucker, Jazz, and Darkwing stood watching. "He sure knows how to make an entrance, huh?" Danny said to the others. "So he's got powers too now?" Darkwing asked. "Yeah, he got that in the cave. He also met Jeannie, this universe's Jazz. She gave him all that stuff," he replied. "Wow," Jazz said, "this universe's me must be rich!" "No," came Danny's reply, "she's a genie, bound to the thermos." Prince Danny, Vladfar, and the Sultan begin to argue on whether Sam would like Prince Danny. Suddenly, Sam walks in. "How dare you!" she said, infuriated, "All of you, standing around, deciding MY future! I am NOT some… some PRIZE to be won!" She stormed out.