Who Wants To Be A Necromancer!
In the tenth year of Emperor Martin Septim's reign, some mages from the Arcane University invented a box that showed people records of recorded images. They named the 'box', the television. It was mostly used for military purposes until the fifteenth year of Martin's reign. In that year, a man called Lichard Necroman made the first game show. Lichard was a former guard in the Imperial Legion, until he became a lich. Upon entering lichdom, he was dishonorably discharged from his job and The Mages Guild, but before he left he learned of the television and had a great idea.
That year the lich asked for an audience with The Elder Council and his request was granted. He delivered his idea with eloquence. By the end of the audience, Chancellor Okato had laughed, cried and even threw up a little. Necroman's idea was to make a live game show called, 'Who Wants to be a Necromancer!'. Even though the idea was generally unaccepted, the Elder Council approved it and it started production.
Lichard was so happy he gave out lich-like screams of joy, which Chancellor Okato thought impossible. Lichard put up fliers to get people to sign up and held auditions with people who were cast out of the Mage's Guild. Once Lichard got ten people to be the contestants, he made the set and hundreds of questions about necromancy and the state of the empire. He also made twenty fastest-finger questions. In his spare time he would go outside of his Ayleidruins and sell tickets to the show. To his surprise, his first show was sold out. Even gods like, Talos, Mehrunes Dagon, Almalexia, and Sheogorath bought tickets. If the lich hadn't been floating, he would have jumped up and down with joy.
The day of the fist public television broadcast
Five minutes before the show, Lichard donned his aqua robes with his hood down. He glanced down the hallway that lead to the circular room that seated all two hundred members of the audience and started to walk down it. Once he got to the center, he went to his seat and his podium. Across from his podium was another one with another seat. And around that were ten seats that seated the ten contestants. Behind the contestants, was the audience and they were clapping as the strobe lights all landed on him. Then Lichard said, "Good evening, Ladies and Gentleman, Tribunal and Deadra, and Talos, I, Lichard Necroman, am happy to present to you, not only the first televised game show, but the first step in Lich rights. Well anyway we're here to play WHO WANTS TO BE A NECROMANCER!"
Everyone in the audience clapped really loudly. Lichard motioned with his hands for them to quite down as he started to talk again. "Our contestants are, Jauffre of Cloud Ruler Temple, Daniel Powter of New Kvatch, Nerevarine of Vvardenfell, Adoring Fan of the Imperial City, Ceviv of Vivec, Roland of Anvil, Wulf of Bravil, Hides-His-Eyes of Suran, Ocheeva of Cheydinhal, and Cor Vette of Skingrad.
" Now for our first ever fastest-finger question, put the Dremora in alphabetical order, starting from A to Z. A, Mehrunes Dagon. B, Malacath. C, Molag Bal. And D, Mephala." The song, 'I've got a Woman' by the every popular Ray Charles was played while the contestants picked their choices. The audience then started to swing dance as the music plays. When the song stopped, the audience got back in their seats and looks at Lichard. Lichard said, "The answer was, B, Malacath. A, Mehrunes Dagon. D, Mephela, and C, Molag Bal. Now let's see who did it in the least amount of time." All of the audience and the contestants look at the screen over the two podiums as their times appear. One of the names, starts to flash. Necroman then said, "We'll I guess our first contestant is…"
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