Z Star: Heeellllooo everybody!

Ash: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

Z Star: What is it?

Ash: I'm still spooked about seeing myself on T.V!

Z Star: Didn't you know? You've been on it for years? You, Misty, Brock…

Ash: WHAT! That's it! I'm calling my lawyer!

But before he can Misty comes in the Authors office day dreaming happily.

Misty: la, la,la. Laaaa! (See's everyone staring at her.) What are you all looking at!

Ash: (Mood suddenly changes) You lover girl! Wait till everyone else finds out you have a crush!

Misty: (Blushing) I do not! Yugi is just a friend! He's not even my type!

Z Star: Short, cute eyes…sound like your type. Ash didn't even say it was Yugi you liked.

Misty: You stay out of it! (To Ash) And why do you care so much!

Ash: I like teasing you about this kinda stuff!

Misty: Humph!

Z Star: Come on you two, stop fighting! Would one of you do the disclaimer? Pretty please? (Make cute puppy dog eyes)

Ash: Ok, ok, I'll do it. Disclamer: Z Star does not own Yugioh or Pokemon.

Misty: If she did, she'd be able to control you! To stop you from acting like a complete idiot!

Ash: (In old english accent) Dare you insult my honour? I challenge you to a Pokemon Battle!

(Ash and Misty threw out their poke'balls and got ready to rumble in the battle feild.)

Z Star: Uh oh! START THE FIC! START THE FIC!

Chapter Twelve: The One Where They All Come Together

Down the street, a brunette couple walked hand in hand, just like any normal pair that were romanticly involved. Tristan and Téa were going to meet Yuugi, Yami and Ira at the Game Shop. But instead they met Grandpa who was sweeping the steps. Like always…

"Hello Mr. Moto!" Téa greeted.

"Hello Téa, Tristan. How are you?" Grandpa Moto asked.

"Great. Oh, Yami and Ira called us over here about an emergency. Could you tell us where they are?" Tristan asked.

"Their upstairs with Yugi. I'm still worried about him. He's been acting so strangly lately."

"I know, poor Yugi. We've been neglecting him." Téa sighed. Her guilt was getting to her a lot lately.

"What? What are you talking about!" Grandpa exclaimed. "He's over that! Oh no he's not depressed! Anything but! I think you should go up and see what's wrong with him! I slept downstairs last night to avoid his behaviour! 'Shudders' Take great caution up there."

Tristan blinked once. Then twice. Then three times! Téa dragged him inside, although she was confused by what Solemon Moto said.

"Something must be really wrong with Yugi." Tristan said.

"I wonder what's wrong with him. If he's not depressed then what's the problem with him?" Téa asked her boyfriend. T oanswer her question, the couple walked up the stairs and heard soft music playing.

"O.O What the heck is that music?"She asked again.

"That sounds like Barry White. We made out to that album on our first date remember?" Tristan smirked at a blushing Téa.

"TRISTAN!" She sqeaked, slapping him lightly across the cheek.

"OW! What? It's not like anyone's listening or watching us right now? Are they?" Tristan asked, shifting his eyes.

"Good point…" Téa said, shifting her eyes too. "But why would that kind of music be in Yugi's room?"

"What if Yami and Yugi are…" Tristan smirked again, with that famous pervert glance.

"TRISTAN!" Téa screeched again, smacking the boy hard this time. "How could you even think that! You have a dirty mind! Besides Ira's in there too."

"I know, ha, ha, ha!" Chuckled, earning another slap!

(A.N: I hope you Yaoi fans enjoyed that! I know not many of you are reading this but the ones who are your welcome! And to the homophobics, thanks for being great sports!)

"Hmm…" Téa grunted like Marge Simpson. "Come on, let's go you minx." She said, grabbing her boyfriends hand, like a leash.

"I know you like it!" Tristan grinned at sight of another blush. He loved it when his girlfriend blushed because of him.

"O.O No more coffee for you mister! Or any sugar." Téa chided, pretending to be furious. She was mad, but she had admit, she liked it when Tristan teased her. They slowly approached Yugi's bedroom. Tristan slowly turned the knob with Tea hiding behind him, as the song of Barry White filled the room. Suddenly the door opened with Yami at the entrance.

"O.O Yami? Ira?" Téa gasped at the sight that was presented to her.

"What happened to you? O.O" Tristan mimicked his lover's actions.

Both Yami and Ira were ghostly white pale. They're eyes were rimmed with dark lines, you couldn't tell them apart from a panda. They're eyes had become puffy and red, probably from being sleep deprived. Even their hair was in a state. Yami's gravity defying hair had lost it's edge, messed under poorly applied hair gel. What a sad day it was for his gorgeous hair. And Ira's goggles were falling off his face. I cannot even bare to describe his awful hair's state. They had been turned into zombies! literally!

"Yugi. Happy. Too. Happy. T.T" Ira groaned, you could barely hear him. His back was hunched, like the hunch back of Notre Dame!

"You poor child!" Téa gasped, taking the weak boy into a compassionate hug. Usually, being the pervert in the family, Ira would have enjoyed this. But he was not of sound mind.

"What happened? What happened? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED!" Yami screamed in Tristan's face, grabbing his shirt. "YUGI IS…IS…I CAN'T EVEN SAY IT! HE'S BEEN LISTENING TO BARRY WHITE ALL NIGHT OVER AND OVER AGAIN! AND OVER AGAIN! AND HE KEEPS ACTING WEIRD AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO! T.T" Yami pulled at his already ruined hair and started weeping like a beaten cat.

Tea held onto Tristan frightened and freacked out. But Tristan was enjoying the embrace, even though he was scared out of his wits. Ira fell on the floor when Téa let go of him.

"Calm down Yami! Now, if you tell us what us what's wrong with Yugi we can help." Tristan said calmly. Ira shot back up onto his feet and beamed like a kid in a candy store.

"Thank the heavens! Our saviers are here!" Ira cheered, almost dancing for joy.

"And thank Ra too!" The Pharoah rejoiced, joining Ira in his obsein dance of victory.

"So what is wrong with Yugi?" Téa asked.

"Well… let us put it this way…" Ira said, before being interuppted.

"He's LOVE SICK!" Yami screamed.

Ira and Yami backed away from the door to reveal Yugi lying on his bed. With a dazed look on his face, listeing to the sweet music playing.

You're The First, My Last, My Everything... The stereo sang. Yugi sighed, as he let the music caress him and fill his mind with his delights and desires…

This was the look on Téa and Tristan's face O.OU.

"He looks fine." Téa said. "Sort of…"

"What do you mean he's love sick?" Tristan asked, scratching his abnormal hair.

"He has all the symptoms! He keeps daydreaming and sighing, he blushes, every 5 minutes he falls backwards on his bed, he keeps writing the name Misty all over his pad and keeps listening to the same…LOVE SONG!" Yami screamed like a mad man again.

"Calm down Yami-san! Take deep breaths!" Ira said, and Yami did as he was instructed. "Breath in! Breath out! Breath in! Breath out!"

"Let me take care of this. I'll get him out of it." Téa strutted over to Yugi's desk and took a seat on a swivel chair, that was next to Yugi.

"Yugi? Yugi?" Téa waved a hand in front of Yugi's face. "It's me Téa. You're best friend since pre-school remember?" Suddenly, Yugi's eyes snapped open! His ears twitched, he finally sat up and faced Téa.

"Huh? Téa!" He smiled. "What are you doing here? And Tristan! You here too?"

"Yep!" Tristan said. "Well he looks fine to me."

"Oh he looks fine now. Until we say one word…" Ira smirked.

"Misty!" Yami shouted.

"Where? Where! WHERE!" Yugi screamed like a little girl, running on all fours trying to search for the redhead.

"He's gone again. -.-;" Tea said. "But he looks like a cute little puppy dog!" She said patting Yugi on the head.

"He's been like this since yesterday. After Grandpa sent him to bring flowers to the new neighbors." Yami shook his head.

"I know how to make him snap out of it!" Ira cried. He grabbed Yugi's shirt and started slapping him in the face.

"Yugi!" Slap! "Snap!" Slap! "Out!" Slaps him again! "Of it!"

"IRA!" Yami grabbed the little tyke away from Yugi.

"Sorry, but I've always wanted to do that!" Ira grinned in the innocent child like way.

"OW!" Yugi rubbed his sore cheeks. "Why does my face hurt?"

"Relax Yugi. Ira was just trying to bring you back to Earth." Tristan chuckled.

A knock on the door came from outside. Ira opened it and let Joey, Serenity, Duke, Mai and even Seto Kaiba and Mokuba!

"Hey guys!" Serenity smiled.

"Watz up?" Joey the Brooklyn boy asked.

"Nice to see ya." Mai said in a nonchalent way.

"Hope you don't mind that we let ourselves in." Duke grinned his devilish smirk.

"IRA!" Mokuba screamed at the top of his lungs, jumping at him.

"MOKUBA!" Ira screamed at his bestfriend, giving him a friendly noogie. "Noogie! Noogie! Noogie! Noogie! Noogie! Noogie! Hahaha!"

"Hey everybody!" Yugi smiled. "Kaiba, what are you doing here?" In the dark corner was Kaiba.

"He!" Seto pointed at the younger Kaiba. "Wanted to visit, that!" Then he pointed at Ira. "And he!" He pointed Mokuba again. "Said I had to be social! Whatever that means…" Seto darkly muttered. I also wanted to find out what was wrong with Yugi…

"Excuse me everyone!" Yami shouted. "But Yugi has something to say! So shut up everyone!" Then he whispered in Yugi's ear. "They deserve to know what's wrong. They're your friends and they care about you."

Yugi's eyes widened. Everyone was worried sick about him! A pang of guilt seeved through him like a bullet.

"Ok Yami… Everyone!" He raised his voice. I think I know why I was depressed…"

Before he could say another word, a knock came from the door.

"Who the heck is knocking now?" Yami said glaring at the door. He opened the door to find a white haired and golden haired Yami's and their Hikari's.

"Hi everyone!" Ryou Bakura greeted, waving at the group of people.

"Great, everyone is here." Malik smiled.

"Malik, can I poke their eyes out?" Marik asked.

"No!"Marik pouted and sat on his favourite bean bag chair, sulking.

"Pharoah!" Yami Bakura growled.

"Tomb Robber!" Yami growled.

"PHAROAH!"

"TOMB ROBBER!"

"PHAROAH!"

"TOMB ROBBER!"

"PHAROAH!"

"TOMB ROBBER!"

"PHAROAH!"

"TOMB ROBBER!"

"WILL YOU BOTH SHUT UP!" Ryou Bakura and Yugi screamed at their Yami's. Over the years they learned how to stop the warring Yami's on their rampant arguments. Yami Bakura and Yami's faces were like this: -.- "That's better." The Hikari's said.

"I'm so lucky to have such a good Yami." Malik said patting Marik on the head. "All those months in Milatary school payed off."

"Sorry for the interuption everyone." Ryou Bakura said, bowing in the japanese way.

"It's Ok, we all know your Yami's a phsyco." Ira smiled.

"WHY YOU LITTLE!" Yami Bakura was about to strangle Ira but Yugi had saved him.

"DOES ANYONE WANNA LISTEN TO ME!"

The whole room fell silent.

"Sorry Yugi." Ira said with puppy dog eyes.

"Yeah! No more interuptions!" Téa ordered.

"Ok, anyone who talks while Yugi's pouring his heart out…"Joey shouted, picking up a baseball bat. "Gets hit where the sun don't shine!"

This was everyone's face 'O.O;' even the Yami's were scared.

"Ok Joey, don't go overboard! I'm ready…" Yugi said. "The reason I was depressed is because I felt left out."

"Left out? What do you mean?" Tristan's eyes were raised, like everyone else in the room.

"Weren't you listening to what I said!" Joey Wheeler scowled raising his baseball bat at Tristan.

"Its Ok Joey." Yugi calmed the brooklyn beast. "The reason why is because… well Yami thinks it's because… I want a girlfriend."

Utter silence spread across the room. Even Seto Kaiba was speechless. Yami put a hand on his Hikari's shoulder, trying to condole him. Yugi felt so anxious under the gazes of the confused and mortified faces. Even Serenity felt could not put what she was feeling into words. Not even her big brother, the one with the big, fat mouth in the family.

"Aww Yug!" Joey grinned, picking up Yugi into a bone crushing hug. "You have no idea, how long I have waited for this day to come!"

"Joey!" Yugi gasped. "You're crushing me!"

"Oh! Sorry Yug." Joey put his bug eyed friend down. Anyone could have sworn a tear had come from the Brooklyn boys eye's.

"About time!" Yami Bakura smirked. "My Hikari started getting interested in girls months ago!"

"No I haven't." Ryou Bakura said. That earned him a smack on the arm. "Ow!"

"Shh! They don't know that!" Yami Bakura mumbled darkly.

"So Yugi, do you have anyone special in mind lately?" Mai smirked, crossing her arms. Yug's cheeks turned into the colour of tomatoes.

"He does actually!" Ira giggled.

"Ira!" Yugi shouted, glaring at the shrimp.

"Oh come Yugi, it's Ok to admit you have a crush." Yami said.

"It's not a crush!" Yugi whined.

"Oh really?" Téa smirked. "Then why have you been writing the name Misty all over this writing pad?" She dangled the writing pad over Yugi. He gasped, and tried to grab the embarresing evidence.

"Give it Téa!" Yugi growled, jumping up and down.

"This reminds me of fourth grade." Téa chuckled. But finally she dropped the pad and Yugi threw it out the window!

"Oh kids!" Grandpa Moto yelled. "I need some help opening these boxes downstairs! And there's a reward for you if you help me!"

"O.O COMING GRANDPA!" Everyone yelled, rushing downstairs. Kaiba strolled after them, not really caring about helping, but he wanted to know what that reward might be.

"OW! Quit pushing Duke!" Tristan whined.

"Well hurry up you slow poke!" Duke exclaimed pushing the taller brunette.

"Shut up and stop argueing! You know I don't like it when you two argue!" Serenity chided at her boyfriend and former admirer.

"Yes dear." Duke mumbled. And Tristan grunted,

"Sorry."

Ira made a whip cracking spound.

"Talk about the old ball and chain!" Ira smirked.

"Yeah I know! Not even Seto listens to me when he starts an argument!" Mokuba grinned. The little boys earned themselves a glare from the 'ball and chained'. But it went unnoticed to the 'innocent' kids.

When they reached the edge of the staircase the Yugioh gang were greeted by Grandpa Moto and a couple of new faces, that were almost hidden by the boxes.

"Everyone, I would like you to meet our new neighbors." Grandpa Moto smiled.

"I don't see anyone Jii-san." Yami said looking around.

"Hi!" A capped boy appeared from behind one of the boxes.

"Ash! What are you doing here?" Yugi exclaimed.

"Your Grandpa said that if I helped him clear out these boxes I'd get a reward!" Ash giggled like a school girl. "Even though I don't know what it is, but it's gotta be something good, you know what I mean?"

All the guys nodded and agreed with Ash, while the girls rolled their eyes. How dumb could boys get these days? Oh well… at least some of them were smart or could be saved…

"Oh guys, this is Ash Ketchem, my next door neighbor." Yugi said.

"Hello everybody! Even though I have no idea who you are!" Ash waved.

"Hello Ash!" Everyone greeted back. Even Seto said hi.

"I guess I better introduce you to everyone shouldn't' I?" Yugi said.

"Ah! Wait a minute! Let me get my friends out so we don't end up repeating ourselves huh?" Ash chuckled. "Hey Misty! MISTY! Brock! BROCK!"

"Shut up and wait a minute will you!" Misty's voice could be heard from inside a box. She stepped out of it and was closely followed by Brock. Ash clasped the two into his arms.

"These my best friends in the whole wide world!" Ash grinned. "Misty Waterflower, the loud and mean one, but can be nice and sweet when she wants to."

"They were going to find out anyway Ash." Misty rolled her eyes. "Hi Yugi. Nice to meet you strangers." Everyone in the room noticed that Yugi had turned into a red traffic light. Well except for Misty of course.

"And this is Brock!" Ash continued. "He's one hell of a cook!"

"He is!" Joey and Tristan's eyes lit up. They grabbed the eyeless wonder and shoved him into the kitchen! "Hi, my name is Joey Wheeler."

"And I'm Tristan Tayler!" Tristan butted in.

"And we understand your one hell of a cook!" Joey quoted Ash.

"Well I-WAAAAHHHH!" Brock screamed, when Joey shoved him harder.

"We're very sorry about our boyfriends' behaviour." Mai said, shaking her head.

"Yeah, this is what happens when they meet a cook!" Téa grimaced.

"Oh it's all right." Misty said.

"Yeah Brock has this happen to him all the time!" Ash chuckled.

"Hey Ash! Misty! Is Brock being dragged into the kitchen again?"

"Yes Ella!" Ash said. "That's my girlfriend."

"Oh." Everyone said.

"And guys take note of this… YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR GREASY MITS OFF HER OR I'LL SHOVE A PIKE UP WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE!" Ash growled, foam was literally coming out of her mouth. Everyone backed away into the nearest wall. Except for Grandpa Moto, who was organing the boxes.

"Ash!" Misty scold at the crazy raven haired boy. "No one wants to steal Ella from you!"

"Yeah! And I can't be stolen!" Ella said, picking up another box.

"I know, but I don't trust them two!" Ash exclaimed, pointing at Yami Bakura and Marik.

"Us!"Marik chuckled, with a wicked. "Oh don't worry, we look like this all the time!"

"Oh…"

"AH! HELP!" A cry came.

"GASP! Ira! Someone is trapped under a box!" Mokuba yelped.

"This! Looks like a job for! Mokuba! And Ira!" Ira and Mokuba ran off in the Superman postion and and sang DUN-D-D-DUN! All the way. (A.N: I don't own Superman)

"You'd still think they were ten." Seto sighed.

IRA, MOKUBA AND MAX

"Quickly Mokuba! Before the poor victom is crushed!" Ira cried.

"DUN-D-DUN-DUN-DA-DUN-DUN-DUN!" Mokuba sang.

"Ow!" Another small cry came.

"There he is!" Ira said. There was Max, stuck under a HUGE box, barely able to move his legs. His glasses were scattered across the floor, so the ebony haired kid couldn't reach for them. When hope was lost, he was sent Mokuba and Ira. The odd couple.

"Who are you! I can't see!" Max complained, making another attempt to retreive his spectacles.

"FEAR NOT SMALL GEEKY ONE!" Ira shouted at the top of his lungs. "FOR ME AND MY ASSOCIATE ARE HERE TO SAVE YOU!"

"Um Ira-"

"Not now Mokuba I'm in a middle of a speech!"

"Ok I get your point you're here to help me!" Max screamed. "But you don't need to yell! And I am not geeky!"

"Whatever you say!" Mokuba grinned cheekily, picking up the box with Ira's help and discarding the paper square in a safer place. "There you go. You all right?"

"Yeah I'll be fine." Max said. Ira passed Max his missing glasses. "Thanks."

"How did you get under there anyway?" Mokuba asked.

"By the curse that is my older sister." Max replied.

"You have a sister! EWWW!" Mokuba screeched.

"Coodie alert!" Ira gasped.

"I know…" Max shuddered. "I'm Max. What's your name?"

"Mokuba." He grinned.

"I'm Ira!" Ira smiled, shaking Max's hand. "Are you the Max from the Bladebreakers?"

"O.O;" Was the look on Max's face.

"-.- Of course he's not! He doesn't have blonde hair and I'm pretty sure he doesn't carry a turtle bitbeast with him!" Mokuba nagged his best friend. (A.N: I don't own Beyblade) "Forgive him. He's a bit brain dead."

"At least my hair doesn't make me look like a girl!" Ira growled. And so the three new found amigos met. What trouble would they cause for the older teens? What chaos would they cause? What would happen… if they had too much sweets! Look out for the terrible team, Ira, Mokuba and Max! MWAHAHAHAHA!

BACK TO THE TEENS

After everyone was introduced to one another, and May was tied to the chair for trying to glomp the bishies, everyone got their reward. Ice cream milkshakes!

"Charmed!" Tracey and Ryou greeted one another, in a posh English accent.

"O.O" Was the look on everyone's faces.

"What?" Ryou and Tracey mimicked. May pouted again for the 100th time and kicked her chair.

"Can you untie me now?" May asked.

"NO!" Everyone yelled.

"Next time you should ask a guy if he's got a girlfriend before you decide to jump him." Mai smirked, taking another ship of her milkshake.

"Oh Seto…"May smiled.

"Get lost!"

"Oh you're all mean! Come on, I'm only fifteen, my hourmones get in the way all the time! It's not my fault!" May whined, shaking about in her chair. Everyone ignored her, even the Pokemon trainers. "Traitors!"

The ex pharoah in the corner, chuckled. The girl reminded him so much of Mana… the silly, boy crazy magician in training. He missed one of his best friends. Speaking of the past, Yami's eyes wondered to the redhead. Misty seemed so familiar to him but he couldn't quite put his finger on it…

Wait! Red hair, blue eyes, blue diaomond necklace and very fiesty… Shinju? No it couldn't be her… no it's impossible… Though she looks almost identical to her. 'Sigh'… Yugi's right, I still haven't gotten over her…

Misty noticed the ex king's sad expression. She felt a bit of sympathy for the pharoah.

"Hey Yugi, what's wrong with your… brother?" Misty asked.

"OH yeah! He's my big brother and nothing else! HAHA!" Yugi blurted out. He couldn't tell Misty that Yami was a 5,000 year old pharaoh, now could he? "Yami is just a little sad because… he just got out a relationship with his childhood sweetheart."

"That's awful." Misty cooed.

"Don't worry." Yugi said. "If anyone is a survivor it's my brother!"

"I didn't know you had a brother Yugi." Yami said, joining the two. Misty's eyes widened and Yugi became a mess.

"OH HAHAH! Don't be silly Yami! You know I have a brother! Because he's you!" Yugi growled before giving him a kick in the knee.

"OW! Oh yes! Hahaha! Yes I was joking!" Yami grinned sheepishly. Misty cocked her eyebrow, she was very suspicious of those two.

"I think something is going on here…" Misty said. Yugi and Yami were sweating a river. "And I am going to find out!" The Yami and Hikari sighed in relief.

Hehe, yep. She reminds me of Shinju…

End Of Chapter Twelve

Z Star: Another chapter under my cap. Well, I'm going back to school tommorow. And updates will be less frequent… again…

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