50 Descriptions of a Mouse
(Authors Note: I was just bored when I did this. Hope you like it.)
Juicy
Boney
Bloody
Gory
Tasty
Scrumptious
Big
Fat
Puny
Yummy
Slow Roasted
Tender
Huge
Small
Cute (in another mouse's eyes)
Food
Slow
Fast
Undercooked
Burnt
Mouse on a Stick
Dead
Alive
Furry
Grey
Brown
White
Wood Mouse
Field Mouse
Breaded Mouse
Toasted with Cheese
Fried
Deep-Fat Fried
Fat Free
Sugar Free
Hard Boiled
Scrambled
Blended
Smashed
Boneless (like chicken)
Mouse Sandwich
Artificial
Mouse Soup
Peanut Butter & Mouse Sandwich
Frozen
Mouse Pizza
Quilted Mouse
Dumb Mouse
Funny Mouse
Then there is always Mousefur