Hawk: Don't own Stargate the Starbucks of T.V. viewing… darn now I want a frap…
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The brilliant Colonel Doctor Samantha Carter and Colonel Cameron Mitchell, new leader of SG1 (dubbed the Fan Boy by a certain General) how he was the leader since technically Carter had seniority over him we may never truly understand, made their way to the armoury doing threat assessment. Two scientists and a linguist had already attacked them. The others that they had passed were on the ground groaning in pain. Withdrawal. Sam herself felt its affects taking their toll.
"Don'tcha think this is all a bit much?" Mitchell finally questioned as they past a spaced out botanist drooling in the corner of her mouth. Carter blinked.
"What do you mean?" She asked.
"Well, I know usually you're right about this sorta thing, but maybe it isn't just coffee, though you probably already thought of that because you're so brilliant and smart and that's why you're a member of SG1."
"…Yes… yes, of course I thought of that, I just didn't want to alarm you…" Cameron got an eager look on his face, "Really? What's your theory?"
"Uhhhh… well, you need to learn. Why don't you tell me?" Mitchell looked like an excited puppy and mulled over it for a moment.
"Well," he began, "Maybe some evil alien species came through the stargate and started screwing around with the coffee, we all got addicted and now, in our weakened state, they're gonna attack and it's up to SG1 to stop them!"
"Uh… yeah… yeah, that's my theory exactly… though I don't think the aliens would realize how strong and dangerous the effect would be on the civilians…" Sam said looking shiftily around the halls. She noticed that they were right beside the armoury.
"Come on," she said leading him inside.
They entered the room and heard a groaning coming from inside. Stealthily they head behind a listening to what was taking place.
"Where is it?" the angry voice said. It sounded like…
"Doctor Lee." Sam whispered. Cameron made a hush hush gesture. There was a maniacal little giggle from the usually good doctor.
"I do not have the information that you require. I too am looking for the substance. If we join forces, then perhaps together we can find some."
"Teal'c." Cameron mouthed. Sam nodded in agreement.
"HA! Me? Work with you! You are insane, for I know that it was YOU that has stolen the precious coffee and if you don't tell me where it is soon, I shall then cut you into teeny tiny pieces! Do you hear me! DO YOU!"
Carter quickly rushed forward. Lee turned and gave out a horrified yell falling to the ground. He lay there giggling with deranged. It was mildly disturbing…
"Teal'c!" Carter said finally looking up at the tied down Jaffa. Teal'c struggled for a moment but realized Carter was not mad and insane like Lee was. It seemed Lee had held him up with a weapon, but now he was too incapacitated to actually use it.
"Colonel Carter." He said tilting his head staring at her botched face a bit too long. After a glare he quickly turned to the other member of the team, "Colonel Mitchell." His eyebrow flicked up and down quickly, "I was searching Daniel Jackson's office for any sort of caffinated beverage when suddenly Doctor Lee jumped me from behind and started demanding that I tell him what I had done with the coffee. That was when Colonel Mitchell came in. Lee attacked him and then led me out of the room and here. It seems he thought that I had conspired with Daniel Jackson to take all the coffee for ourselves." he finally finished. His eyebrow twitched again.
"Uh…" Mitchell began, "Teal'c… what's with the… you know, eyebrow thing?" he asked. Teal'c tilted his head slightly. His eyebrow twitched again.
"I do not know what you are talking about Cameron Mitchell." The proud Jaffa warrior said with a hint of a question in his voice.
"Nevermind." Cameron muttered. Carter looked at the two.
"It's good that we've found you Teal'c," She said finally. There were two eyebrow twitches in succession and then a nod. She faced away from them for a moment.
"This is a dangerous mission that we have taken on. General Hammond, or what seems to be General Hammond is here, General Landry is nowhere to be found, there are wild civilians and fatigued soldier that cannot possibly fight the panicking scientists off." she paused and then finally turned, "And the greatest threat is still out there." Teal'c's lips moved a millimetre down.
"What is our greatest threat Colonel Carter?" He questioned.
"Daniel." She stated thinking long and hard, "I have the feeling that he would be the one most affected by this horrible lack of coffee. We have to be careful when we find him. He'll use his intelligence and seemly innocent demeanour to put us at ease and then, when we turn our backs…" At this she made a slitting throat gesture. Cameron gulped slightly clasping his own throat at the thought. Teal'c tilted his head in agreement. His eyebrow twitched several times.
"We have seen Daniel Jackson addicted before, but then it was to the sarcophagus. This might bring out more disturbing results that we can truly comprehend at this moment." several twitches and a small frown. Cameron nodded eagerly.
Carter nodded to herself, "Right, we get ourselves well armed and we head into, currently, the most dangerous area in the SGC." a long pause as the two members of her team stared at her.
"Colonel Carter," Teal'c began, "You cannot mean—"
"That's right… the infirmary."
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I know it's really short this time, but it's been so long and I wanted to put up a chapter. Also, I didn't really check over it for errors and all that. I'll fix it up later and put it up again if there are any glaring mistakes, don't bother telling me about them, I'll probably find them myself eventually
So, where is Daniel and what evil scheme is he plotting? Why is General Hammond there and where could General Landry be? Will the doctors attack them or help them on their sacred quest? Is this an evil alien plot? Will they ever get their hands on that sweet, sweet nectar of the Gods Coffee again? Find out in the next chapter and please, read and review.