YurHotMama: hey luke!
LukeDnrMan: hi
YurHotMama: i think i'm ready to tell you what i did
LukeDnrMan: oh yeah?
YurHotMama: yeah
LukeDnrMan: ok, shoot
YurHotMama: are you sure?
LukeDnrMan: just say it already, would ya?
YurHotMama: you asked for it
YurHotMama: i slept with christopher
YurHotMama: luke? are you there?
LukeDnrMan: christopher? out of all the people you could have gone to, you chose to go to christopher?
YurHotMama: you're making me sound like a slut
LukeDnrMan: i can't believe this
LukeDnrMan: i can't believe you!
LukeDnrMan: lorelai, we were supposed to have it all
YurHotMama: you broke up with me! what was i supposed to do about it?
LukeDnrMan: not sleep with your daughter's father
YurHotMama: well, i'm sorry. but i needed love and i knew that he would love me. he always does.
LukeDnrMan: i've always loved you, lorelai
YurHotMama: not like christopher has.
LukeDnrMan: what are you talking about
YurHotMama: when i do something wrong, christopher is always the one comforting me, and you're the mad one. always
LukeDnrMan: have you ever slept with christopher while we were together?
YurHotMama: no, but I slept with him when i was with max, and before alex, and wanted to when i was with jason.
LukeDnrMan: so who haven't you cheated on?
YurHotMama: you
LukeDnrMan: you might as well have.
YurHotMama: what, did you want me to or something?
LukeDnrMan: you're not getting the point, lorelai. the whole point is that you hurt me by doing this, and we weren't even together when it happened. imagine what it would have felt like if you did it while we were together
YurHotMama: i'm sorry
LukeDnrMan: you're always sorry.
YurHotMama: i love you, luke.
LukeDnrMan: i have to go