Hopeless Idiocy Chapter Three
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The ride was quite short. And that was because the boat got a hole in it half way across the lake. The Phantom and Christine where having a nice, quiet ride, with Raoul swimming along behind, when the Phantom started singing.
"Past the Point of no return, no use resisting, the games which we two played are at an end…" Christine giggled and fluttered her eyelids at the phantom.
"HEY!" A very mad and wet Raoul screamed, looking extremely angry. They both turned and looked at him, sniggering.
"Tee hee." Said the phantom
"Tee hee." Said Christine.
"Grrr." Said Raoul.
"Aggghhh!" Screamed the phantom.
"Hey! You already said your line!" Christine said looking at him, surprised. The Phantom looked panicked.
"NO, NOT THAT…LOOK!" His eyes were wide with fear as he looked at the hole in the bottom of the boat. Water was pouring in by the second.
Authoress: Hey wait a minute! This isn't supposed to happen! ….. RAOUL!
Raoul: What? (((Holding up chainsaw innocently)))Authoress: You screwed up my story! (((Takes a deep breath and counts to ten))) Put the chainsaw down… NOW! (((Raoul drops the chainsaw out of fright))) Thank you… now, back to the story…
As the boat started to sink, the authoress made Raoul patch up the bottom and all was right with the world.
Raoul: Yeah right.
Authoress: Do you mind?
Raoul: Not really…
Authoress: QUIET!
Raoul: (((Quivering))) OK…
Authoress: Anyway…
Finally, they reached the lair. Christine jumped out of the boat at the speed of light.
Authoress: Sending the poor, helpless, weak, (((Drools))) sexy--
Erik: I don't get paid enough for this…
Authoress: You don't get paid at all.
Erik: WHAT!
Authoress: (((Giggles))) You're cute when you're mad…
Erik: (((Sigh)))
Sending the phantom headfirst into the lake… right on top of Raoul.
Erik: Ok, this is where I draw the line.
Authoress: No you don't, and if I wanted to draw the line, I would because I am the authoress!
Erik: Are you going to draw the line?
Authoress: No.
Erik: Damn.
Authoress: OOOOOH! YOU SAID A CURSE! Five dollars in the swear jar!
Erik: Somebody shoot me.
Raoul: That could be arranged.
Authoress: SHHH! I need to finish this chapter before I have to go to bed!
"Gerroff!" Raoul said, his voice muffled in the phantoms chest.
(((Erik is now chasing Authoress around the room, Punjab lasso in hand)))
Authoress: Wait! Wait! Just let me finish!
A minute later Raoul and the phantom climbed out of the lake, sopping wet, the Phantom hanging on to Raoul for support. Christine looked triumphant.
"I just called the slash authors!" She said. The Phantom and Raoul looked horrified.
"Well call them up and tell them we're done being gay for the moment!" Raoul fumed. Christine looked disappointed. She stuck out her lip, went over to the phone, dialed the number and muttered something to the person on the other end. She came back and sat down in a chair to sulk. After a while, the Phantom and Raoul dried off and sat down in the main room with Christine.
They all looked at each other slowly.
"I'm hungry." Said Christine, jumping up suddenly.
Oh, this was going to be a long night.
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