Hopeless Idiocy Chapter Four

insert random name here: Thank you, Kathess! ;)

Chloe Rides a Land Shark: (((Throws Erik in a closet along with Chloe))) (I'm assuming your name is Chloe, but correct me if I'm wrong) You may have as many Erik kisses and hugs as you want, my dear! Enjoy! Laughs as Erik screams from the closet

Virginie: Thank you! Enjoy the new chapter!

VegetaAgarwaen: Thank you and I feel sorry for him too. But you have to admit, its fun to watch!

Mrs. Gerard Butler: TeeHee indeed. (((Grins)))

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Raoul and the Phantom followed Christine into the kitchen. She started opening all the cabinet doors, looking for something to eat.

Authoress: Erik?

Erik: Hm?

Authoress: What do you like to eat?

Erik: Napkins.

Authoress: … lets just say bread, shall we?

All she could find was some stale bread and wine.

"Erik? Do you have anything else to eat?" She looked at him with pleading eyes. He felt sorry that he didn't have anything else for her.

"No… but we could all share the birthday cake you made me!" He said, trying to sound cheerful. Christine looked delighted.

"YAY!" She jumped up and down, her hair hitting Raoul again. Erik got her a knife, (against his better judgment) and sat down so she could cut the cake. Raoul followed suit. She set down a slice in front of each of them, including herself, and sat down.

"Can we say grace?" Christine asked, her eyes lighting up.

"Of coarse darling." Raoul said smiling at her. The Phantom looked disgusted.

Erik: Hey… I say grace every night for your information!

Authoress: More power to ya.

Raoul looked at the phantom menacingly.

"Why don't you say grace Erik"

"Fine." He muttered. "Uhhh… thanks a lot for the… um… cake… and thank you for Christine for… uh… baking it." He looked very pleased with himself. Raoul looked disappointed.

"Thank you Erik!" Christine said, batting her eyes at him.

"Anything for you my dear." He said, winking at her. She giggled.

"Well, dig in!" She chirped. They all took a bite at the same time.

Erik: This is boring.

Authoress: It won't be when I make you get food poisoning.

Erik: WHAT!

Authoress: Kidding, kidding…

Raoul was the first one to turn green. He spit the piece of cake out, right back on to his plate. Christine looked hurt. She looked at Erik, thinking he would enjoy it. His face wasn't green, exactly, but more a shade of purple. Christine was about to cry, but then, she felt her stomach lurch. She ran to the bathroom, and threw up in the chamber pot. The Phantom followed close behind her. He started to be sick in the small sink beside Christine. Raoul however, couldn't make it to the bathroom, so he threw up in the lake.

Erik: Tell me again why anyone would read this?

Authoress: because it's going to get better, and less disgusting.

Erik: I hope so, because I think I'm going to be sick just reading it. (((Turns green and runs to the bathroom)))

Authoress: (((Roles eyes and keeps typing)))

When this little episode was over, all three of them sat in the main room again, none of them hungry anymore. (I wonder why…) The Phantom was mad at Raoul for throwing up in his lake, Christine was mad at Raoul for making the Phantom unhappy, and they were all mad (Including Christine herself) at Christine for baking that cake. It really was going to be a long night.

After 10 minutes of pure retching noises coming from the authoress' bathroom…

Erik: (((Comes in wiping his mouth on his sleeve)))

Authoress: (((Wincing))) How was it?

Erik: As good as it gets.

Yummy…

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A/N: hi guys! Please R&R! This one was really fun writing … hope you liked it! And thank you to all the people who reviewed for the first three chapters! More will come soon! gets evil look in eyes keep reviewing… or else…(((Evil laugh)))

Angel of Music 2000

(AKA: Val)