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This chapter is mainly just preparing for action. My brother says action will start very soon. The story probably won't be much longer than 5 chapters, if it is anymore than that. Oh, and by the way, if anyone wants to use Kloof in their fanfic, you'll have to ask us first. We aren't planning to kill him off at the end of the story.

Chapter 3

Kloof was in Tak's new ship with Gaz and Dib en route to The Massive, explaining it a little bit.

"This is a Squidge Gunship. You'll notice it's slightly smaller than one of your RVs." He pointed to a few controls. "These are for the two missile launchers, and the BLT."

"What's a BLT?" Dib asked.

"Big Laser Thingy," Kloof went into the fridge on the ship and pulled out sodas. They all enjoyed the sodas, so Kloof also pulled out some Delishus weenies.

"Mmm. Tak is evil, but I will say one thing for her…" Kloof said. "She sure can pick a good snack! But let's get down to business." Kloof turned towards the two siblings. "Okay, guys. Here's what we're going to do. I plan on docking on the Massive while undercover. I will personally slay the Tallest and their guards. While I'm doing that, you, Dib, will grab a deprogrammed SIR unit for me. You can't miss them. Also, rip out any exposed wiring you find." Kloof turned to face Gaz. "Gaz, you will stay on board and shoot down any 'complications'. Is that clear, you guys?" he said, a grin spreading across his face slowly.

"Oh yeah!" Dib said, reviewing the plan in his head.

"Yeah, okay." Gaz agreed unenthusiastically.

"Great. I know you can do this well."

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Meanwhile, Tak, Mimi, Zim, and Gir were flying in their ships in pursuit of Dib, Gaz and "that traitor Kloof" (Tak would refer to him only as that).

"Tak, I will admit that I am rather…amazed at how you managed to fix that old ship of yours and reload your personality into it in precisely three and a half minutes." Zim said to Tak.

"Yes well, spaceships and snacks are my specialty." Tak sounded proud. "I would ask what yours are, but I am already aware that complete idiocy is your specialty!"

Zim seems oblivious to the jab. "Gir, I want you to…what are you doing?" Zim asked Gir.

Gir was covering up bittersweet chocolate chips under a tissue. "I'm tucking them in for beddy-by!"

"Listen, Zim." Tak said. "Here's the plan. I will shoot down Kloof's ship, which will be his only escape route. You will go and try to warn the Tallest. Kloof is blocking our transmission to them. Gir and Mimi are to slow down Kloof. Is that all alright?"

"Yeah, sure…" Zim said, not really paying attention.

"You won't follow the plan, will you?" Tak asked.

"No, no I won't."

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Kloof docked the ship. He and Dib entered the Massive, under the disguise that Dib was Kloof's prisoner being taken for questioning. Dib took the opportunity to look around at his alien surroundings, and caught out of the corner of his eye, the Voot cruiser docking down on the Massive. Dib began to worry that the plan would be foiled, but he knew he could not say anything under risk of ruining the disguise.

Outside, Gaz saw Tak approaching, and readied the weapon system, eager to cause some destruction and pain…

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