YurHotMama: i can't believe you kissed me

LukeDnrMan: i can't either. i don't know what came over me

YurHotMama: that was not an innocent kiss

LukeDnrMan: there were tongues

YurHotMama: yes, and groping. you groped me!

LukeDnrMan: i've already seen you naked. it's not that big of a deal

YurHotMama: luke!

LukeDnrMan: lorelai!

YurHotMama: not funny

LukeDnrMan: fine. i'm sorry

YurHotMama: luke?

LukeDnrMan: yes?

YurHotMama: i don't want you to be sorry

LukeDnrMan: what?

YurHotMama: i said, i don't want you to be sorry

LukeDnrMan: i got that.

LukeDnrMan: but why?

YurHotMama: because it was kind of nice

LukeDnrMan: nice?

YurHotMama: actually, yeah.

LukeDnrMan: it was?

YurHotMama: i forget what it felt like to be touched by you

LukeDnrMan: i forgot what it felt like to kiss you

YurHotMama: so did i

LukeDnrMan: you forgot what it felt like to kiss yourself?

YurHotMama: that's not funny either. way to ruin the moment

LukeDnrMan: sorry

LukeDnrMan: oops, can i be sorry for that?

YurHotMama: yes, you can be sorry for that

LukeDnrMan: good.

YurHotMama: luke?

LukeDnrMan: what

YurHotMama: is that you sitting on my driveway with kirk and a laptop?

LukeDnrMan: maybe

YurHotMama: tell kirk to go away and get your butt in here

LukeDnrMan: yes m'am