YurHotMama: i can't believe you kissed me
LukeDnrMan: i can't either. i don't know what came over me
YurHotMama: that was not an innocent kiss
LukeDnrMan: there were tongues
YurHotMama: yes, and groping. you groped me!
LukeDnrMan: i've already seen you naked. it's not that big of a deal
YurHotMama: luke!
LukeDnrMan: lorelai!
YurHotMama: not funny
LukeDnrMan: fine. i'm sorry
YurHotMama: luke?
LukeDnrMan: yes?
YurHotMama: i don't want you to be sorry
LukeDnrMan: what?
YurHotMama: i said, i don't want you to be sorry
LukeDnrMan: i got that.
LukeDnrMan: but why?
YurHotMama: because it was kind of nice
LukeDnrMan: nice?
YurHotMama: actually, yeah.
LukeDnrMan: it was?
YurHotMama: i forget what it felt like to be touched by you
LukeDnrMan: i forgot what it felt like to kiss you
YurHotMama: so did i
LukeDnrMan: you forgot what it felt like to kiss yourself?
YurHotMama: that's not funny either. way to ruin the moment
LukeDnrMan: sorry
LukeDnrMan: oops, can i be sorry for that?
YurHotMama: yes, you can be sorry for that
LukeDnrMan: good.
YurHotMama: luke?
LukeDnrMan: what
YurHotMama: is that you sitting on my driveway with kirk and a laptop?
LukeDnrMan: maybe
YurHotMama: tell kirk to go away and get your butt in here
LukeDnrMan: yes m'am
